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Phrida says:
DON'T GO THERE!
NOOOOOO!
ARGH!
I HATE NIGEL!
I WANT TO KILL HIM AND CUT HIM TO PIECES AND CUT OUT HIS TONGUE AND SHOOT IT AND THEN BEAT HIM TO A PULP AND THEN REVIVE HIM AND KILL HIM AGAIN AND AGAIN AND FINALLY CUT HIS THROAT AND SEND HIM DOWN TO A BAKERY WHILE AN UNBELIEVABLY HOT JOHNNY DEPP IS SINGING!!
AND NO, I'M NOT ADDICTED TO JOHNNY DEPP MOVIES!
oh, wait, yes I am.
BUT STILL!
NIGEL DOESN'T EVEN DESERVE TO BE MENTIONED IN THE SAME PHRASE AS JOHNNY DEPP!
*tries to delete the comment*
DAMIT!!
FUCK'S SAKE!!
argh
this fic makes me frustrated
and Nigel makes me bloodthirsty
KILL HIM JOHNNY! KILL HIM!
GO JOHNNY!
CUT HIS THROAT AND LET HELENA BAKE HIM INTO A FUCKING PIE!
No-one would even eat that pie, it'd be fucking disgusting!
FUCK YOU, NIGEL!
YOU'RE A DISGUSTING PIE
AND YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE MENTIONED IN THE SAME PHRASE AS JOHNNY DEPP, OR HELENA BONHAM-CARTER, OR THE PLOTLINE OF SWEENEY TODD, OR THE LINE FROM POTC3, OR ANYTHING ELSE FOR THAT MATTER
I really hate this character.
HE'S GONNA HURT THE BABIES!
: (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
but then Danny the knight will come on his white horse and sweep Tom away (before that, he'll have beaten Nigel to a pulp and done all of the things mentioned here above) and they'll live happily ever after in Neverneverland with their kids.
FLONES KIDS<3
FUCK'S SAKE NIGEL, DON'T YOU DARE TO TOUCH THE FLONES KIDS!!


well. yeah. what can I say? that fic is very... captivating. : D

hahaha. Juno is a great movie. It's fucking hilarious! :''''DD I spat out my half-chewn apple chips over the people sitting in front of me when I laughed one time. Hope they didn't notice. I don't think they did, 'cause I didn't get punched or anything. haha. : D
But anyway. It was good. I loved it. : DD

and the Johnny Depp singing in the trailer to Sweeney Todd turned me on a bit more than it should, I think.

YUM.

It's 03:30, but it's okay. It's Saturday. Well, technically it's sunday, but... details, details. tiny insignificant details : D and besides, I'M READING SLASH! So who cares? : DD

ok am off now, more slash to be written and more gayporn to be read.

(I'M KIDDING.)

(oh wait, no I'm not. hopefully no-one reading this diary got schocked over that last part. I'm not a bad person, really. It's just... you have to read slash to understand it. I'm sorry if you think I'm weird. but that's okay, that's one of the reasons you love me, right? RIGHT? : DDD)

HOLY JESUS.

I'm trying to breathe. I just went outside to do it, 'cause sitting here made me want to read that chapter again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and... yeah, well. You get my point.

HOT. HOTHOTHOTHOTHOT. My hands are shaking.

HOT.



Elliot Minor are good. (IN YOUR FACE, PEOPLE! ALISA AGREES WITH ME! I'VE CONVERTED ANOTHER PERSON TO LISTEN TO MCFLY AND ELLIOT MINOR! YAY!! : D)

I can't stop thinking about it.

Damn it. Whatever. I'll have to read it again. NOW. : DD

spank my Jones!

6 elämän faktaa:

1) Et voi koskettaa jokaista hammastasi kielelläsi.

2) Kaikki tyhmät, luettuaan edellisen faktan, yrittävät sitä.

3) Ensimmäinen fakta on vale.

4) Hymyilet nyt koska olet idiootti.

5) Näytät seuraavaksi tämän jollekkin toiselle idiootille.

6) Naamassasi on edelleen idioottimainen virne.

Jenny doesn't like it when I talk about blowjobs - loudly - while waiting for the bus. I wonder why...? : (

Ha ha. It was fun. (I didn't even talk that loud!!) But her face looked funny.

I am evil. Yes I am. And I enjoy it. : DDDDD

Ed and Ed are sleeping in the same bed.





I'm so shocked I can't even speak normally right now.


Okay, I got my speaking ability back.

HOLY FUCK! IT RHYMES! Ed, Ed, bed. Cute. : DD

OK people, cough up some good girl names! I've already gotten a few from Jenny and Anni, but since everyone knows how hard it is for me to decide on anything at all, since I'm not only a perfectionist but also a bloody ambivalent one, I need more. (And I'll pretend my mind didn't scream "THAT SOUNDS SO WRONG!" at that last phrase. Haha.) So, I need a name for a baby girl with dark hair and brown eyes. Come on! I write slash for you! Time to pay me back, people! ; DD

Haha. I actually am unbelievably tired right now. But hey, who really bothers going to sleep anyway? I'm having so much more fun being awake.


Dan: "This is where the party's at! Everyone else is hiding underneath the bubbles."
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHA DAN'S GOT SOMEONE HIDING UNDER THE BUBBLES WHILE HE'S BATHING!! And he's playing with a toy ship and a beer.

He is so GAY.

Phrida sanoo:
HOOOOLYFUCK
OHMYFUCKINGGAYGOD
JESUS!!!
anniemay sanoo:
; DD ed and ali ?
Phrida sanoo:
YEAH!!!!!!!
anniemay sanoo:
HAHHAHAHAA
i told you
Phrida sanoo:
HELP MEEEE
I'M DYING
I'M FREAKING OUT
OH MY GOD
: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

(---)

Phrida sanoo:
...and why is Ed's censor box so much bigger than Ali's?
: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
anniemay sanoo:
maybe he got bigger ;DDD
Phrida sanoo:
...
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
:''''DDD
anniemay sanoo:

(---)

Phrida sanoo:
HOLY FUCK
THEY TOOK DAN'S PANTS AS WELL
OH GOD
I FELL OFF MY CHAIR

I just realized I'm spamming up my own diary.

and then I realized I just wrote dairy instead of diary, and had to go back and correct it.

and then I realized that it's actually MY diary and I can spam it up how much I like!

and then I realized that I wrote dairy AGAIN and had to go back and correct it. AGAIN.

and MAN. I'm so confusing myself right now. : DDD