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Phrida says:
DON'T GO THERE!
NOOOOOO!
ARGH!
I HATE NIGEL!
I WANT TO KILL HIM AND CUT HIM TO PIECES AND CUT OUT HIS TONGUE AND SHOOT IT AND THEN BEAT HIM TO A PULP AND THEN REVIVE HIM AND KILL HIM AGAIN AND AGAIN AND FINALLY CUT HIS THROAT AND SEND HIM DOWN TO A BAKERY WHILE AN UNBELIEVABLY HOT JOHNNY DEPP IS SINGING!!
AND NO, I'M NOT ADDICTED TO JOHNNY DEPP MOVIES!
oh, wait, yes I am.
BUT STILL!
NIGEL DOESN'T EVEN DESERVE TO BE MENTIONED IN THE SAME PHRASE AS JOHNNY DEPP!
*tries to delete the comment*
DAMIT!!
FUCK'S SAKE!!
argh
this fic makes me frustrated
and Nigel makes me bloodthirsty
KILL HIM JOHNNY! KILL HIM!
GO JOHNNY!
CUT HIS THROAT AND LET HELENA BAKE HIM INTO A FUCKING PIE!
No-one would even eat that pie, it'd be fucking disgusting!
FUCK YOU, NIGEL!
YOU'RE A DISGUSTING PIE
AND YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE MENTIONED IN THE SAME PHRASE AS JOHNNY DEPP, OR HELENA BONHAM-CARTER, OR THE PLOTLINE OF SWEENEY TODD, OR THE LINE FROM POTC3, OR ANYTHING ELSE FOR THAT MATTER
I really hate this character.
HE'S GONNA HURT THE BABIES!
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but then Danny the knight will come on his white horse and sweep Tom away (before that, he'll have beaten Nigel to a pulp and done all of the things mentioned here above) and they'll live happily ever after in Neverneverland with their kids.
FLONES KIDS<3
FUCK'S SAKE NIGEL, DON'T YOU DARE TO TOUCH THE FLONES KIDS!!


well. yeah. what can I say? that fic is very... captivating. : D