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HOLY OMFG : ooo My phone can spell McFly! : o HAHHAHA it's bloody genius! : D


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“AHHH AHHHHH FOR CRAP’S SAKE!! AHHHH FOR CRYING OUT CRAP!!!!! THEY HURT!!! WHO THE FLIPPITY FLORKING HELL WEARS THESE CRAPPING THINGS GET THEM OFF ME NOW!!!!!!”
Fletcherella was screaming at the top of his voice, clawing at the pure evil pinching at his delicate toes. “How the hell do women do it?!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndoeEOlyDVc&NR=1

Is it wrong that the thing I noticed most was Alex' eyebrows? 'cause they're... weird. They move really much, and in a weird way. o_____O




I definitely have too much time on my hands. : DD

Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom far far away (well slightly South of Bolton) there lived a beautiful young girlÂ…y boyÂ…called Fletcherella. He was a lovely young lad with blonde hair that shined like the sun and eyes as deep and brown as a deep brown wellÂ…except they were slightly less muddy than a deep brown well and definitely not so cold and ickyÂ…in fact I guess they were nothing like a deep brown well at all, aside from the fact they were deep and brownÂ…but anyway I digress.

He lived in a big, spiffy castle with his stepmother Miss Charlie and two step-sisters Jamesetta and Mattalina (James and Matt for short). Sadly his father (some guy out of Westlife) passed away in a terrible freak unicycle accident when Fletcherella was a mere child, leaving the poor boy at the mercy of his evil step-family. All three women in his life were hideously ugly compared to the other beautiful women in the kingdom (in particular Miss Charlie whose thick eyebrows had become somewhat of a trademark for her) and so they were all incredibly jealous of FletcherellaÂ’s natural beauty and kindness. For this reason they treated Fletcherella like a slave, forcing him to single-handedly do all the chores in the castle and wear nothing but old rags. On top of this, the three would force Fletcherella to write songs for their band and take all the credit for them. They wouldnÂ’t even let him attend the music award ceremonies with them and they even forbid him from watching MTVÂ…only -their- music videos so they could gloat about how famous they were now because of him.

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hihihiihihih Tom is a disney princess! YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE!!



HOLY OMFG today I saw a guy who looked just like Danny Jones : ooooooo I freaked out. In a good way. He was cute. I hyperventilated for 10 minutes. hihihiihihihihihihihihiihihihihii : DDDDD

hihi. and then I laughed at Anna. BHAHA. :'D

(oh, yeah. BLOWJOBS!!)

Phrida says:
DON'T GO THERE!
NOOOOOO!
ARGH!
I HATE NIGEL!
I WANT TO KILL HIM AND CUT HIM TO PIECES AND CUT OUT HIS TONGUE AND SHOOT IT AND THEN BEAT HIM TO A PULP AND THEN REVIVE HIM AND KILL HIM AGAIN AND AGAIN AND FINALLY CUT HIS THROAT AND SEND HIM DOWN TO A BAKERY WHILE AN UNBELIEVABLY HOT JOHNNY DEPP IS SINGING!!
AND NO, I'M NOT ADDICTED TO JOHNNY DEPP MOVIES!
oh, wait, yes I am.
BUT STILL!
NIGEL DOESN'T EVEN DESERVE TO BE MENTIONED IN THE SAME PHRASE AS JOHNNY DEPP!
*tries to delete the comment*
DAMIT!!
FUCK'S SAKE!!
argh
this fic makes me frustrated
and Nigel makes me bloodthirsty
KILL HIM JOHNNY! KILL HIM!
GO JOHNNY!
CUT HIS THROAT AND LET HELENA BAKE HIM INTO A FUCKING PIE!
No-one would even eat that pie, it'd be fucking disgusting!
FUCK YOU, NIGEL!
YOU'RE A DISGUSTING PIE
AND YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE MENTIONED IN THE SAME PHRASE AS JOHNNY DEPP, OR HELENA BONHAM-CARTER, OR THE PLOTLINE OF SWEENEY TODD, OR THE LINE FROM POTC3, OR ANYTHING ELSE FOR THAT MATTER
I really hate this character.
HE'S GONNA HURT THE BABIES!
: (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
but then Danny the knight will come on his white horse and sweep Tom away (before that, he'll have beaten Nigel to a pulp and done all of the things mentioned here above) and they'll live happily ever after in Neverneverland with their kids.
FLONES KIDS<3
FUCK'S SAKE NIGEL, DON'T YOU DARE TO TOUCH THE FLONES KIDS!!


well. yeah. what can I say? that fic is very... captivating. : D

hahaha. Juno is a great movie. It's fucking hilarious! :''''DD I spat out my half-chewn apple chips over the people sitting in front of me when I laughed one time. Hope they didn't notice. I don't think they did, 'cause I didn't get punched or anything. haha. : D
But anyway. It was good. I loved it. : DD

and the Johnny Depp singing in the trailer to Sweeney Todd turned me on a bit more than it should, I think.

YUM.

It's 03:30, but it's okay. It's Saturday. Well, technically it's sunday, but... details, details. tiny insignificant details : D and besides, I'M READING SLASH! So who cares? : DD

ok am off now, more slash to be written and more gayporn to be read.

(I'M KIDDING.)

(oh wait, no I'm not. hopefully no-one reading this diary got schocked over that last part. I'm not a bad person, really. It's just... you have to read slash to understand it. I'm sorry if you think I'm weird. but that's okay, that's one of the reasons you love me, right? RIGHT? : DDD)

HOLY JESUS.

I'm trying to breathe. I just went outside to do it, 'cause sitting here made me want to read that chapter again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and... yeah, well. You get my point.

HOT. HOTHOTHOTHOTHOT. My hands are shaking.

HOT.



Elliot Minor are good. (IN YOUR FACE, PEOPLE! ALISA AGREES WITH ME! I'VE CONVERTED ANOTHER PERSON TO LISTEN TO MCFLY AND ELLIOT MINOR! YAY!! : D)

I can't stop thinking about it.

Damn it. Whatever. I'll have to read it again. NOW. : DD

spank my Jones!

6 elämän faktaa:

1) Et voi koskettaa jokaista hammastasi kielelläsi.

2) Kaikki tyhmät, luettuaan edellisen faktan, yrittävät sitä.

3) Ensimmäinen fakta on vale.

4) Hymyilet nyt koska olet idiootti.

5) Näytät seuraavaksi tämän jollekkin toiselle idiootille.

6) Naamassasi on edelleen idioottimainen virne.

Jenny doesn't like it when I talk about blowjobs - loudly - while waiting for the bus. I wonder why...? : (

Ha ha. It was fun. (I didn't even talk that loud!!) But her face looked funny.

I am evil. Yes I am. And I enjoy it. : DDDDD