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'kay. Someone please tell me why I didn't know that Stephanie Meyer is writing a follow-up to Twilight, FROM EDWARD'S POINT OF VIEW? WHY WHY WHY HOW HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS. I fail at life omg. /o\

http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/pdf/midnightsun_chapter1.pdf

<shameless pimping> YOU GUYS, GUYS! I can has new layout for my EllJay! \o/ It wins so hard omg. Also, you all need to friend me on LJ, like, yesterday. Seriously! Go! Go! Go! Run! http://phrida-91.livejournal.com DO ITT! (bwhahah. i'll just stfu and go to sleep nao. :D) </shameless pimping>

MY OLD FICS FAIL SO HARD OMG. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY CAN BE THAT BAD. SHOOT ME. D8

If your ex REALLY needed you at 3am, would you go to his/her house?
WATCH ME FAIL I don't have an ex. So there. :P

Who did you last kiss, when and why?
...I didn't, ever. BITE ME.

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Yesterday

What is the last thing you spent money on?
Mamma Mia!-tickets for me and Salla \o/

What was the last thing you cried about?
YEAH YOU'D WANT TO KNOW WOULDN'T YOU? WELL STFU I'M NOT TELLING. :D

Who did you hangout with last night?
Linda, Aukki and Rebecka

What are your plans for the weekend?
I'm gonna sleep, sleep, spam my blog with useless Wentzian entries and an introduction post, write, giggle at the gay, sleep, eat unhealthily, do my best to forget about school on Monday, be with people, write, fangirl, squee and sleep. Um.

How many hours did you sleep last night?
5 \o/

Last person who texted you, what did it say?
Um... Lee! She flailed a lot about Breaking Dawn. :P

Does the last person you held hands with, mean a lot?
YEAH SHE DOES <3 Salla, when Colin Firth went gay. OUR FANGIRLY GLEE RESULTED IN HANDHOLDING AND VERY MUCH GIGGLING \o/

Do you wish you never dated someone you dated?
AHAH. Didn't I already answer something like this? :P I never dated. Beat that.

Could you go a day without eating?
Yeah

When was the last time you talked to your number 2 in person?
Number 2 what? I IZ CONFUSED.

Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a J?
...stfu, can you read? it's, like, nr. 2 on the list. FAIL. :D

Do you smoke weed regularly?
LOLZ no :D

Has anyone ever told you they're in love with you?
Yeah \o/

When was the last time you were disappointed?
Yesterday

Do you miss your past?
Yeah, I do, certain parts of it. I wouldn't go back though. (I wouldn't change anything, either. :P)

What are you doing tonight?
Flailing at bandom, chatting with people, trying to get the sodding writer's block away away away and actually write something, eating, maybe watching a movie, going to sleeeeeeep

Have you ever broken someoneÂ’s heart?
LOL no.

Have you ever slept with a member of the opposite sex without actually doing anything?
Yeah

Which TV show have you seen pretty much every episode of?
Gilmore Girls! \o/ Buffy The Vampire Slayer, and almost all of Lost

If you're single, why?
YOU TELL ME, SUGAR, BECAUSE I DO NOT KNOW.

Ever been in an ambulance?
Nope

Would you hug your ex again?
DUDE WTF do you enjoy seeing my pain when answering questions like this? I don't. Have. An. Ex. Geddit? GEDDIT?

Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
Yeah. My family, my friends, the neighbours from the other side of the fence, the other neighbours and their kids, and the Jehovas' Witnesses a Saturday morning a few weeks ago. I fail at life. /o\

Honestly, if you could go back 5 months and change something would you?
Nope

Have you ever regretted breaking up with someone?
...I am seriously contemplating not even answering this question.

Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
Um, yeah. Lots of people, actually. \o/

Has a girl ever seriously punched you?
By mistake, yeah :D

Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
IDK

What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
You don't want to know! *wink wink* ...I'M JUST KIDDING. Grapes! \o/

Do you believe ex's can be friends?
(Jsyk, I headdesked when the word 'ex' came up.) Yeah, I do. Maybe. Depends?

Would you be friends again with all of your exes?
ARGH KILLKILLDIEDIE. *shoots question*

PETE WENTZ? IS A TINY TINY TINY MAN.

I CAN HAS PROMPTS! \o/

(...I seriously don't know what went through my mind when I signed up for the Fic-A-Thon, since my head is imploding with fic already, BUT WHAT'S DONE IS DONE. I AM GOING TO HAVE TO FINISH THESE TWO FICS IN A MONTH. AND I GOT THE PROMPTS THAT I WANTED! YAY!)

So, now I have
Prompt: AU. The boys are storm chasers.
Pairing: FletcherJones, PoynterJudd.
Other: Someone gets injured. The peril ante is upped Like WHOA. Fine in the end though.

Prompt: Googlemaps Directions
Pairing: Pudd
Other: No smut

WIN! \o/

'LIES', YOU GUYS, THE LIVE VERSION OF 'LIES'? I CANNOT DEAL. CANNOT DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1Sw9JEjdNM

I CANNOT STOP BOUNCING AND HYPERVENTILATING, SERIOUSLY OMG. BRB DYING.

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(ALSO: I will not stop pimping this until you do it, bwha ha ha. Come on. Phrida#blogcomments (I might even be nice and upload the version of 'Lies' as .mp3 if you do it? :P)

EDIT: I KEEP LISTENING TO IT AND GUYS, HANDS DOWN, I THINK I'M GOING TO PASS OUT. MY HEAAAAAAAAAAART. MY BRAIIIIN. I NEED TO KEYSMASH SOME MORE. ASLKDFHWHGSDLJHSETI657654/&%¤/&%¤7RHDSABGSJDGKJHSGKJHGSKJYR76543¤/&%rKJHB,MBKJH.

i am going to ask again - yeah, it's really that important to me, believe it or not. Phrida#blogcomments Do it, pleaase? Just, save my brain from dying. it won't take you long, and it'd be worth so much for me, seriously! please? :D

on another note: BRING ON AUG 19th AND 'FAST TIMES AT BARRINGTON HIGH' NAOOO. I CANNOT DEAL WITH WILLIAM BECKETT AND HIS AMAZING LYRICS. CANNOT DEAL TOO GOOD.

(..)
YouÂ’ve got everything going for you,
so IÂ’ll go for you with everything I got.
(..)

Is there anything I missed?
Is there anything I missed?
Tell me if IÂ’m wrong,
but why would we change a thing?

ARRRGH. so, I have had two different fics writing itself in my head all day long, and it's fffffffffreaking me out. OH HAI OVERFILLED WiP-FOLDER, NICE TO MEET YOU. not. I need to stop this. I need to frickin' finish what I'm working on, goddamit, instead of coming up with new gorgeous plot bunnies every few weeks. I CANNOT KEEP UP WITH MY LIFE.

so, just out of interest. PLEASE PEOPLE I'MMA NEED YOU TO HELP ME WITH THIS, NAO. PLEASE? just, you know. tell me which of these you want me to finish first, and then I'll work on them. pick, like, three, okay? or two, or one, or four. just pick them. pleasepleaseprettyplease with a naked danny jones on top, do it? :D
here is the list of the ones I'm most inspired for. (god, it's gonna be long as fuck.) AND PLEASE, NOTICE THAT THE TITLES ARE ONLY WORKING TITLES. and will prob not be used - mainly because 99% of them are totally ridiculous, but still. :D


Not Your Concern - Pete/Ryan, in which Pete is a caring drunk and Ryan is a bit of a slut. It also has a cleaning cupboard and lots of swearing.
Camden Town Boy - Harry/Dougie, AU, in which Dougie gets wooed by the pretty British guy at the airport, during the flight, and right until leaving the other airport. Based on real events (BWHA HA HA HAAA)
Everything Under The Sun - Harry/Dougie nr. 2, AU, which depicts Harry's and Dougie's first meeting at a gig and also a crapload of sappy and romantic and odd but strangely fascinating moments in their life.
The Last Good Thing About This Part Of Town - Danny/Tom, in which one sneaky paparazzi gets a picture of the couple in a not-so-photogenic moment (read: jerking each other off in a back alley) - it's all over the tabloids, and huge heartbreak ensues.
Fake It For The Airwaves - McFly GSF, in which Tom thinks about what a chance it would be to leave their label, but doesn't dare to mention it to the others, and is thoroughly surprised when Harry brings it up over dinner. Slashy boys all in love with each other - and, coincidentally, all over each other.
Back To The Streets (Where We Began) - Harry/Dougie, AU, in which Dougie falls for the bad boy/heartbreaker Harry, even though he knows it's going to kill him, in the end. Harry is mean and Dougie is naive - this breaks my heart, but I love every word of it.
Bountzing Off The Walls - Pierre Bouvier/Pete Wentz, this pairing is so wrong it just has to work. THIS IS WEIRD, GUYS, no lie. Basically, Pete is a greedy bastard and Pierre is a pretty bastard. Apparently bastards fit well together.
When The Day Met The Night - Harry/Dougie, Dougie can't sleep and it's hot and he's lonely so he grabs Harry and runs for the hills at stupid o'clock in the night. It's cuter than it should be, probably. :D
It's Warmer In The Basement - WILLIAM IS A GHOST ON A DOOMED TRAIN, GABE IS A SCIENCE GEEK. THE COBRA APPEARS. TRUE LOVE IS NEEDED. Trufax.

Then, the biggest and most epic projects for last, here you go. I cannot stress this enough; TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK?

Not Over Never Over Yeah - FBR BANDS ALL CLASH TOGETHER IN AN EPIC HIGH SCHOOL!AU. Pete/Patrick, Ryan/Brendon, William/Gabe, Greta/Bob, Jon/Spencer, Gee/Frank, VickyT/Nate, Pierre/Seb, past Ryan/Pete - every pairing you could possibly imagine, it's here. Lots of high school shenanigans ensue when art students, film students, lit graduates, slackers, music technicians, Starbucks baristas and teachers clash together. \o/, guys.
Not The Thought Of Forever (It's The Thought Of Tomorrow) - Ryan/Brendon, AU, THE EPIC PHOTO!RYAN FIC! Ryan is a padawan at Jon&Spencer's photo studio, but one day one Brendon Urie enters the studio - carrying food, btw - and Ryan is never quite the same. EPIC LOVE STORY, I TELL YOU.
Sweet Tangerine - Danny/Harry, Au. THE EPIC PIRATE!DANNY FIC! Daniel Jones, dreaded captain of the seven seas, kidnaps and - unplanned - falls for the British writer Harold, known as Harry to his friends, Judd. Tom is a cook and Dougie washes the deck - just thinking of this makes me \o/ a little.


...yeah most of the time I don't know what's going on inside my brain, either. (and wow, jesus, that IS long.) YOU GUYS, JUST PLEASE HELP ME OUT BECAUSE I THINK MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE. Prettyplease? :D

Dougie. You don't go to perform to the GAY just to get molested by one of the Loose Women. EVEN IF IT'S JUST ON A DARE OR WHATEVER. YOU DON'T GET KISSED BY CAROL FROM LOOSE WOMEN WHILE IN G-A-Y. SHE'S 48, FOR GOD'S SAKE! You get caught kissing Harry backstage, or ON stage, for all I know, and that's allright, since it's GAY. (It's allright otherwise, too.) BUT CAROL? YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. Oh, Dougie.

BOO I'M SO SAD. Watch me weeping. (Jenny actually has proof of this. Well, not proof, since I hope she's not recording our phone conversations - very many awkward moments there, you guys wouldn't believe the amount of times the words 'gay', 'pregnant', 'kinky' and 'freak' appear in our conversations, and I'm not even kidding - but she heard it. Three times. (Or was it two? I forget.) I cried like a baby. I couldn't help it.) I just, guys.

I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE DIDN'T MARRY HIM.

BOO, I'M SO SAD. THEY WERE, LIKE, MY ONLY HET OTP. (except for, like, Ryan/Keltie when Brendon and Pete are away being gay with someone else, or each other, and Frank/Jamia because that will never not be absolutely adorable, and Gabe/William, because - oh, wait, what, William isn't a girl! I forget, sorry! (SOMEONE HAD BETTER LAUGHED AT MY JOKE THERE! It was really bad though. :PP) I MEAN, COME ON. I'VE WANTED THEM TO GET MARRIED SINCE... WELL, I DON'T KNOW. EVER!! Forget Jess, forget Dean. SHE SHOULD HAVE MARRIED HIM! So sad, me, now.

I'm gonna cry some more nao.