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THE BIGGEST FUCKING BUG IN EXISTENCE IS OUTSIDE MY WINDOW. IT'S GONNA GET IN AND KILL ME. I AM SO SCARED, SERIOUSLY, OH MY GOD.

Phrida sanoo:
IT KEEPS BUMPING AGAINST MY WINDOW, FOR GOD'S SAKES, AND I JUST SQUEAK AND RUN TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM. I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS SCARED IN AGES.
Däni. sanoo:
ITS NOT COMING THROUGH STUMP IT NOT ITS JUST A BUG FOR GODS SAKE
Phrida sanoo:
IT'S NOT JUST A BUG ITS A TERROR MACHINE WITH A DEATH WISH AND A DESIRE FOR HUMAN BLOOD
AND TOO MANY LEGS JESUS!!!
Däni. sanoo:
IT CAN NOT COME IN RICKS IT CANT ITS JUST A _BUG_
Phrida sanoo:
NO, I TELL YOU, IT'S MORE THAN JUST A BUG.
Däni. sanoo:
ITS JUST A BUG WITH MANYMANY LEGS AND IT DOES NOT UNDERSTAND ANYTING ABOUT YOU
Phrida sanoo:
...OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT IT WANTS ME FOR DINNER


Jenny doesn't understand my fear for the bug either. Hmpf. >:( IT'S TERRIFYING, I TELL YOU.

ARGH PAIN SO MUCH PAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN IN MY HAND OMG :(((((((((((((( STUPID STUPID STOVE GETTING SO STUPIDLY HOT. ALL I WANTED TO WAS EAT SOMETHING *WARM*, NOT GET MY BLOODY HAND KILLED! AAAAAHHHHHHH IT HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURTS SO MUCH :(((

I need to stop being such a clumsy freak.

IT HUURTS!! I WANT A HUG! *cries*

Too blonde. So much too blonde I just want to die.

Can I just say, how amused I am by

A) RYLAND BLACKINGTONS BLOG. Oh my god, he wins at life. \o/

B) the fact that my Honey Nut Cheerios are misshaped and look totally weird and I don't know if I dare to eat them in fear of them morphing into life and start to gnaw on my digestion system from the inside.

C) watching my mum scare away the old Jehova's Witness-ladies, who have kept disturbing me for the past two months - and always when I'm in my PJ/underwear, mind - so that they almost ran just to get away from her? MY MUM WINS. \o/

D) my iTunes being all wonky and returning to Savage Garden's Truly Madly Deeply all.the.time. Like, I click a song, I listen to it, and next up is Savage Garden. So I click next, listen to whatever, and next up is Savage Garden AGAIN. And so I click next, listen, and guess what comes up next?

...if you said something else than Savage Garden, I'm gonna kick you in the nuts. :D

'kay, ending randomness of today. *waves*



EDIT EDIT EDIT:
A) If you don't believe me, watch this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PP9hDf7HTA I mean, SERIOUSLY. I DIED. *heartseyes*

B) I ate the Honey Nut Cheerios. IDK if they are gonna start eating me from the inside, but they made me bite my cheek three times. THREE. TIMES. DIE, BASTARDS, DIE. *chews violently*

D) Still Savage Garden. \o/

here is a random thought of today for you, boys and girls.

And by the time your father's heard of all the wrong you've done,
Then I'm putting out the lantern, find your own way back home

when you hear this song, do you think of 'putting out the lantern' as in turning it off/extinguishing it, which has a more negative tone to it, or as in putting it outside, so that it's easier to find the way back home, which is more positive? 'cause I used to think of it as turning off the lantern, but then today my brain heard it and went '..OH HAI WAIT WHAT, RYAN ROSS, WHAT WHAT?' and now i want to know what you think. y/n?

(...yeah idk either, don't blame me. my brain is awesome really. it's just slightly disturbed sometimes.)

NAOMI WINS SO HARD OMG. \O/

I CAN HAS MCFLY GUITARPICK. IT'S GREEN AND SHINY AND IT SAYS 'MCFLY' AND IT'S DANNYS AND I LOVE IT SO HARD. I ALSO CAN HAS DANNY JONES-BADGES WHICH ARE TOTALLY GOING ON MY BAG BTW, AND RADIO:ACTIVE WITH PONES ON THE COVER. WATCH ME FUCKING F L A I L.

so, hey, guys. did you know you're kind of amazing?

high maintenance means
you're a gluttonous queen
narcissistic and mean

'kay. Someone please tell me why I didn't know that Stephanie Meyer is writing a follow-up to Twilight, FROM EDWARD'S POINT OF VIEW? WHY WHY WHY HOW HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS. I fail at life omg. /o\

http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/pdf/midnightsun_chapter1.pdf