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Irkkaaminen ei tee hyvää mielenterveydelle.. ja btw, mie olen tuolla RevPulppu.

<Tokkie> Comrades. I require your assistance. The matter is most grave.
<RevPulppu> Bring it on
<Tokkie> I have created something. Something evil. Something so vile, that the light of day boils when exposed to it.
<Tokkie> This... this THING. This abomination...
<RevPulppu> New version of Windows? :O NOOO
<Tokkie> I swear, the first bite was like peering into hell-- nay, into the abyss.
<Tokkie> I fear that my tongue may have fallen off.
<Tokkie> Gentleman, this concoction of mine is a weapon.
<Tokkie> A pure, seething lump of death and destruction as yet unseen by the depths of hell.
<Tokkie> Like the poor, misfortuned Doctor Jekyl, I find myself growing attatched to my mistake.
<Tokkie> As we speak, my pallet thirsts for just ONE. MORE. BITE.
<Tokkie> I dread the consequences of such an indulgence.
<Tokkie> Oh my.
<Tokkie> And apparently my body has betrayed me.
<Tokkie> My treacherous appendages have once again delivered the vessel to my tongue and teeth.
<Tokkie> And I find that half of the mixture is now missing.
<Tokkie> My waking self shivers at the thought of the toilet visit to come.
<Tokkie> Be prepared for a horror that the eyes refuse.
<Tokkie> My friend... this... is a sauerkraut/ham/turkey/vinegar/pesto/mustard sandwich. On white.
<RevPulppu> :O
<Tokkie> GRAGH.
<Tokkie> The pain.
<Tokkie> It is... painful.
<Tokkie> Apparently my eloquence has been lost along with my craving for knowledge of the unknown horrors which dwell on the bottom shelf.
<Tokkie> ...or... apparently not.
<Tokkie> GAWAAAAGH.
<Tokkie> MY SYSTEM.
<Tokkie> THE QUICKENING HAS COME.
<RevPulppu> Quickening?
<Tokkie> SUCH A BIOLOGICAL ASSEMBLY AS MINE DEFIES THE SHELLEY-ESQUE CONSTRUCT THAT IS THE PRODUCT OF THE LUNATICS FEVERED NIGHTMARES
<Tokkie> WISH ME LUCK IN THE AFTERLIFE, GOOD REVEREND!
<Tokkie> I SHALL SURELY NEED IT!
*** Tokkie is now known as Tokkie|Poop
<RevPulppu> Oh.. you meant THE quickening..

*** Tokkie|Poop is now known as Tokkie
<Tokkie> Okay. I believe I have just released a reborn Elder God into the Malone sewer system.
<RevPulppu> Well that was fast
<Tokkie> So was Hiroshima.


edit: täytyy lainata tuota kaavaa omiin hulluihin kokeisini joskus. zombi-virukseni tarvitsisi vähän potkua.