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Kokeilin sitten viimein minäkin tuota palvelua. Ei alkanut kovin hyvin.

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You: Hello there
Stranger: hi
You: I'm Alpo from Finland. :)
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No, eikun uusiksi.

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Stranger: Me llamo es Ryan, como se llama?
You: I'm sorry, I speak only English and Finnish :/
Stranger: No hablo espanol?
You: No, sorry
Stranger: Fuck you then
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Jee. Kivaa. Meinasin jo kyllästyä, mutta onneksi kokeilin kolmannenkin kerran.

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Stranger: Is this the way to the kitchen?
You: Wrong corridor, this leads to Gnome King's wine cellar.
Stranger: Damn.
Stranger: Where's the kitchen at?
You: Third door from the entrance to abysmal oubliette. Not the one with radioactive sign on it, and the sign is not a joke.
Stranger: ...It isn't?
You: Why do you think I have three eyes and 12 toes :(
Stranger: I could relieve you of one of those eyes.
You: How.. friendly offer
Stranger: No need for a surgical procedure. It'll take five minutes tops. :D
You: Thank you, but I think Gnome King wants to have my eyes too when he sees whats happened to the wine.
Stranger: And what has happened to the wine?
You: Why, I drunk it of course. That's what the wine is for, I always tell them, not to be stored for years in dark cold cellar. But do they listen to me? No, that's why I have less teeth than eyes.
Stranger: ...All of it?
You: There's few barrels left if you want to take some with you to the kitchen. Why do you want to go there anyway?
Stranger: I have my reasons.
You: I see. Beware of the cook then. His not in a good mood today.
Stranger: Alright.
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Onnea matkallesi, muukalainen :)