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10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome

I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. ThatÂ’s why women cannot shut their fucking mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.

9. Men are not sponges

Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a fucking cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.

8. Women are racists

WomenÂ’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and fuck definitely. Men donÂ’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If weÂ’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.

7. Men live less than women

The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!

6. Men write illegibly

Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they donÂ’t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.

5. Jesus was a man

Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.

4. Men wear watches

Do you know why men wear watches? ItÂ’s because thereÂ’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women donÂ’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.

A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your fucking man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important shit is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a fucking fastidious manner, so get the fuck ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.

3. Boys destroy things

The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, thatÂ’s awesome!

2. Marriage is stupid

Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to fuck the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldnÂ’t fuck. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that theyÂ’re fucking obsessed with it.

Marriage is still stupid. ItÂ’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.

1. Men have penises

When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be fucking courteous.’

Hahahaaa varasin liput Morriseyn Tampereen keikalle<33
I will finally be united with my husband<3

Mika: "Joo saat 90 tuntisen sopparin sitte ku toi meijjän sisäinen haku on päättyny. Älä huoli mä pidän huolen ettei sieltä tuu ketään tänne töihin ;D"

Sain tänää metsähallitukselta lehden: "Tuikki on metsähallituksen maksuton lehti kalastajille..."
Kyl mä Fisustan aina viikonloppusin ja joskus jopa viikolla.

Armin Van Buurenin keikka on loppuun myyty Hhahahaha.
Onneks laitoin isin ostaa lipun mulle jo tos kuukaus sit ;)

Hommaan tamagotsin.
Itseasias mul on jo sellanen...Mut se tuppaa aina kuolemaan...:'<

Must oli niiq puolen sivun kokonen kuva iltalehes tänää. Ja näytin ihan vitun hirveelt...Oli darraa ja sillee...

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Ja sitten muihin aiheisiimme:
Lentoliput takasin Norjaan on ostettu eli se on heissulivei pääsiäisenä. 5 päivää lasketteluu, shoppailuu ja biletystä.

Kävin kattoo lippujen hintoi netist ja sit kirjoten ne lapulle ja kans ne ajat millo meen et iskä osaa ostaa ne liput:

Iskä: "Roosa mihin sä liimasin sen lapun" (se oli sellanen post-it)

Roosa: "Äitiin!"

Roosa-Liida sanoo:
panettaa nii vitusti '

Linda sanoo:
ihihhih

Linda sanoo:
kiva tietää

Linda sanoo:
muaki.

Roosa-Liida sanoo:
ole hyvä

Linda sanoo:
pannaaks?

Roosa-Liida sanoo:
joo pannaan vaa. helpottais

Linda sanoo:
sit eletään niinku symbioosis

Roosa-Liida sanoo:
¨aattelin saada muna¨a huomen

Linda sanoo:
mäki haluun