"Japanese pop star Tsuyoshi Kusanagi, of the popular group SMAP, was arrested for public indecency in Tokyo on Thursday!
Kusanagi wandered around a Tokyo park wasted and butt-naked until neighbors complained about the display of drunken nudity!
The pop star was promptly arrested but not before complaining to police, "What's wrong with being naked?"
Many of the singer's endorsement deals have been terminated, including contracts with Toyota and the Japanese Internal Affairs and Communications Ministry!!
Kusanagi could potentially spend six years behind bars for showing off his member or be required to pay a $3,000 fine."
.....damn, why wasn't I there?!?!???!??! xDDD
Kamalaa, ei sais nauraa.... xDDDD