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Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.
One smart-ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:

Titanic:..... $29.99
Clinton:..... $29.99

Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:..... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:..... Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:..... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:..... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton:..... Let's not go there.

Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewellery.
Clinton:..... Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:..... Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing

Saa esim. onnitella :p (paitsi Terhi ku se on huudellu jo miljoonasti, thanks babe xDDD<3)

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jaa siis niitä alieneita on sittenkin olemassa 8DDD

En kestä, pakko saada jotain uusii kuvia... >_>

<MrCoffee> my pokemon bring all those nerds to the yard and they're like, do you wanna trade cards, damn right, let's trade some cards, ill trade you, but not my charizard

ja omfg, mennää Terhin kans Pokemon Centeriin Tokios sit... MWAAHAHHAHAHAA!! Mädätykää kateudesta!! : DDD

<Kuja> How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes three episodes.

Faneista puheen ollen.. Oletteko tietoisia siitä, että faninne ovat jonottaneet jo muutaman päivän ajan konserttisalin edessä, nähdäkseen teidät?

(bändi näyttää olevan shokissa hetken)

Gara: Ovatko he nättejä?



...oikeesti haluun et kaikki muutki suomalaiset pääsee näkemään ton bändin, koska ah, ne vaan on niiiiiiiiin... Merry! <3

Puhelin voi paljastaa yllättäviä asioita. Vastaa rehellisesti: Millä nimellä esiinnyn puhelimessasi? 8DD

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l189/sakitoe/910.jpg
Yume anna noi mulle joo kiitti moi!!! ;;______;;

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l189/sakitoe/922.jpg
Aoi ei vaan osaa...

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l189/sakitoe/936.jpg
...koska sen pää on aina vaan niin vitun iso. xD

Mietintämyssyttää.

BTDJ_Tobbe

*hyräilee* ...stop my breathing and slit my throat, I must be emo.... *diibadaapa*