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viikonloppu, you came <333
okeoke. tänää o perjantai <3
huomena o sitte lauantai,
(vau osaan viikonpäivät) ja
sillon onki se Takitsun Klubi-Ilta. :D<3

Olin eka menossa Katrin kanssa,
sitten ilmenikin että Katrin mukana
tulee Jarmo. hihhoo. :D Ja sitten
minä taasen värväsin ittellein
kaveriksi sinne Ninninkin. :DD

Nyt tytöt (jarmo mukaanlukien :'D) <-- vitsi vitsi
kiltisti siellä. Ovella puhallutetaan. >:D
tällä segoo pää. :DD

voivoivoi, lisää possee. Menos mukana
myös Norani. :'D <33

Laske kuinka peto olet!

Vastaa rehellisesti ja katso lopputulos myöhemmin.

[ ] Aamulla herätessä naksautan niskani
[/] Aamulla herätessä venyttelen kaikkia jäseniäni
[x] Minua ei meinaa saada ylös sängystä
[x] Hiukseni ovat sekaisin herätessäni
[/] Jätän hiukseni harjaamatta
[ ] Nukun oppitunneilla
[/] Minusta tulee pirteämpi iltaa myöten
[/] Jos ruokana on salaattia valitan lihan puuttuvuudesta
[ ] Jos ruokana on lihaa, syön enemmän kuin jaksan
[ ] Sähisen jos olen vihainen
[x] Rajumpi meno sitä parempi
[ ] En siedä liikaa sosiaalisuutta
[/] Kynteni ovat pitkät ja terävät (joskus... :'D)
[ ] Pidän veren mausta
[/] Suihkuun menen vain siksi etten haise
[/] Lempieläimeni on kissa
[x] En tue ruotsalaisia
[/] Ulos katsoessani mieleni tekisi hypätä ikkunasta metsään (:'DD)
[/] Koulussa laitan opettajille vastaan
[/] Koulussa en syö ruokaa, vaan olen mielummin syömättä
[/] Koulussa ei ole mieliainetta
[x] Jahtaan pikkusisaruksiani niin kauan että he luovuttavat
[x] Piirtäessäni hahmoilleni saattaa lisääntyä korvat ja häntä
[x] Nukkumaan menosta ei tule mitään
[/] Valvoisin mielummin yöllä ja nukkuisin päivällä
[/] Kun nukun, nukun päälle 10h (viikonloppuisin, kyllä)
[x] Hyvät Refleksit
[x] Pidän ketjuista niin kauan ku ne eivät ole kaulassani
[ ] Juokseminen veressä
[/] Sanoo mitä ajattelee

Yhteensä: 17



0-7 : Kissimirri

8-14: Elukka

14-20: Villikissa

21-25: Peto

26-30: Saalistaja



Villikissa. :'DD muahaha.

Ari pääs jatkoooon <33333
86 :lla prosentilla!!!!!!!
86% !!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDD

meän ihana pieni metallimies!!! :'D <33


Jännitin ihmeen paljon sen jatkoon pääsyä. huhhuh.
osasin koko ajan oottaa että sen nimi sanottas mutta
meikä oli iha hiljaa hengittämättäki täälä. hohoo. :DD
sitte ko sen nimi sanottii nii mää aloin vaan kiljuu täällä
kauheena ja riehuin täälä ja löin jalan johonki ja nyt
satttuuuuu. mutta eii se mitään!! nyt naurattaaaa!!! :D

Ari Jatkoon hyvät ihmiset!! :D

Tekstiviesti: 4 numeroon 17101 (hinta 0.85€)

itte oon jo äänestänyt. ;) onnea. :D <3
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-Piano Man-

Its nine oclock on a saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
Theres an old man sitting next to me
Makin love to his tonic and gin

He says, son, can you play me a memory?
Im not really sure how it goes
But its sad and its sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger mans clothes

La la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Chorus:
Sing us a song, youre the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, were all in the mood for a melody
And youve got us feelin alright

Now john at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And hes quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But theres someplace that hed rather be
He says, bill, I believe this is killing me.
As the smile ran away from his face
Well Im sure that I could be a movie star
If I could get out of this place

Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Now paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
And hes talkin with davy whos still in the navy
And probably will be for life

And the waitress is practicing politics
As the businessmen slowly get stoned
Yes, theyre sharing a drink they call loneliness
But its better than drinkin alone

Chorus

Its a pretty good crowd for a saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
cause he knows that its me theyve been comin to see
To forget about life for a while
And the piano, it sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say, man, what are you doin here?

Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

"to start, press any key." "Where's the any key?!" "I don't see any any key!"

"Kaikki alkoi siitä, kun menin naimisiin. Vaimollani oli aikuinen tytär, josta sitten tuli minun tytärpuoleni. Isäni tuli vierailulle. Rakastui tytärpuoleeni ja meni tämän kanssa naimisiin. Niinpä tytärpuolestani tuli myös äitipuoleni. Vaimoni sai pojan. Hänestä tuli automaattisesti isäni lanko, koska hän on isäni kanssa naimisissa olevan tytärpuoleni velipuoli. Koska poika on äitipuolen veli, hän on siten myös minun setäni. Isäni vaimo sai myös pojan. Hän on minun veljeni. Vaikka samalla olen myöskin hänen ukkinsa. Onhan hän tytärpuoleni poika. Vaimoni on minulle mummo, äitipuoleni äiti. Siitä seuraa, että olen oman vaimoni lapsenlapsi. Otetaan huomioon, että olen naimisissa isoäitini kanssa, en ole ainoastaan vaimoni puoliso ja lapsenlapsi, vaan myös itseni isoisä. SIKSI AHDISTAA..." -.-

Psst..
Hey, Listen

I love my job
It makes me feel like... superman
Can you fly?
I can
Wanna see?

[Chorus]
I'm only entertaining you
My goal is to stimulate making you high
And take you and I, to a place that you can't see
But I believe you can fly
I don't mean nobody harm, I'm just partying
I'm not your dad, not your mom, not your guardian
Just a man who's on the mic, so let me... entertain you

[Verse 1]
My lyrical content is constantly under fire
No wonder why I constantly bomb back
To combat attacks with constant concepts
From lyrics constantly took out of context
Failure to communicate with congress HAS
Been a problem for the longest I guess but
Maybe one day we can make some progress
Food for thought see how long it takes to digest
Feeling good when I should be ashamed
Shit, I really should've fell but I stood
See I came like a flame in the night
Like a ghost in the dark, there's a ray, there's a light
There's a hope there's a spark
But when planets collide, they'll never see eye to eye
Until they decide to set the differences aside
And this is why only one of us will survive
So children, follow my lead and feel the vibe because

[Chorus x1]

[Verse 2]
My music can be slightly amusing
You shouldn't take lyrics so serious
It might be confusing
Trying to seperate the truth from entertainment
It's stupid ain't it?
I get sick of trying to explain it
See I can sit and argue with you but it goes beyond
Just being a snot, pointy nosed, bleached blonde
Cuz' I came here to uplift let your woes be gone
Tell em' to get fucked and just mosey on
Constantly movin' constantly using the constitution
As a form of restitution
Bless the children, nothing less than brilliant
Let me entertain you like Robbie Williams
I'll be here when y'all are gone re-building
World revolving, still evolving, still Slim
How many kids will copy ?
Probably millions
But Im'a do this as a fuckin' hobby till then...

[Chorus X1]

[Verse 3]
My lyrical content contains subject matter
That sucks up all these fucked up young kids
At an alarmin' rate, common denominate
Add it up and you'll see thats why I dominate
I try to stimulate but kids emulate
And mimmick ever move you make
"Slim you're great"
But wait, can't you see im only here to entertain?
I gotta be the one to go against the grain
Cuz man, I see it, feel it, live it
But its inhumane for me to see you be influenced
And pretend you ain't
But they don't understand that i've been through pain
If you get to know me I can be a friend you gain
But you can't just stand there and try to judge
It hurts but your jealousy probably tears you up inside as much
And its such a pleasure every button that I touch
I treasure every glutton that I punish in my lust

[Chorus X1]

[Mr. Mackey] (Eric Cartman)
And everyone should get along..
Okay children quiet down, quiet down
Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
His name is Mr. Shady
Children quiet down please
Brian don't throw that (SHUT UP!)
Mr. Shady will be your new substitute
while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (HE'S GOT AIDS!)
Good luck Mr. Shady

[Eminem]
Hi there little boys and girls (FUCK YOU!)
Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom
and he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
but his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
and wait in the parkin lot for waitresses off the clock
when it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks (AHH!)
And even if they escaped and they got the cops
the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
'til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."(gasps)
He grabbed Stace' by the legs as chopped it off her
and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana,
and what it might do to you
So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you

Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)

See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?

[Eminem]
My peinis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
fuck NO you haven't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)
Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world
If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
and spinal fluid is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back
Meet Zach, twenty-one years old
After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
and decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys
and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
and his eyes roll back in his skull {*blblblblblb*}
His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {*BLEH*}
And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"
cause they took it too, so they think it's funny
So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over
and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you

Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)

See children, drugs are bahhhd (that's right)
and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (that's right)
and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (you can)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So kids say no to drugs (smoke crack)
So you don't act like everyone else does (that's right)
And there's really nothin else to say (but umm)
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?

[Eminem]
And last but not least, one of the most humungous
problems among young people today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff
And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em..
And sometimes you see things that aren't there (Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair
(Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) It's yarn Claire
Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue (How come?)
cause it comes from a cow's dung (Gross!!)
See drugs are bad, it's a common fact
But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!)
But don't be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
and get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault
So don't do drugs, and do exactly as I don't,
cause I'm bad for you

Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)

See children, drugs are bahhhd (uh-huh)
and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (put that down)
and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (you can ask)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (and she will)
So kids say no to drugs (say no)
So you don't act like everyone else does (like I do)
And there's really nothin else to say (that's right)
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?

[Mr. Mackey] (Eric Cartman)
Come on children, clap along (SHUT UP!)
Sing along children
Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
So don't do drugs children
so there'll be more for me
(Mushrooms killed Kenny! *fart*
(So, fucked up, right now.)

Ystävät hyvät. Kaksoisagentti limukkamonsteri palveluksessanne. :'D

Who came through with two glocks to terrorize your borough (huh?)
Told you how to slap dicks and murder your girl (I did!)
Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl
Sold a billion tapes and still screamed, "Fuck the world!"
(I'm Slim Shady..) so come and kill me while my name's hot
And shoot me twenty-five times in the same spot (Ow!)
I think I got a generation brainwashed
to pop pills and smoke pot til they brains rot (uhh-oh)
Stop they blood flow until they veins clot
I need a pain shot, and a shot of plain scotch
Purple haze and acid raindrops
Spike the punch at the party and drink pop (gulp gulp)
Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top
Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop
You gotta make em fear you 'fore you make em feel you
So everybody buy my shit or I'ma come and kill you

I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
I'm your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free
You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a minithin
(I'm Slim Shady..) I'm Shady!!

[Eminem]
I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful (uh-huh huh)
I like birds, bees, I like people
I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful (hehehe)
like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool (Woo!)
The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spike
while I blow my brain out, just to see what it feels like
cause this is how I am in real life (mm-hmm)
I don't want to just die a normal death, I wanna be killed twice (uh-huh)
How you gonna scare somebody with a gun threat
when they high off of drugs they haven't even done yet (Huh?)
So bring the money by tonight - cause your wife
said this the biggest knife she ever saw in her life (Help me! Help me!)
I try to keep it positive and play it cool
Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school (Stay in school!)
Cause I'm the one they can relate to and look up to better
Tonight I think I'll write my biggest fan a fuck you letter

I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
I'm your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free
You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a minithin
(I'm Slim Shady..) I'm Shady!!

[Eminem]
Yo.. I listen to your demo tape and act like I don't like it
(Aww that shit is wack!)
Six months later you hear your lyrics on my shit
(What?? That's my shit!)
People don't buy shit no more they just dub it
That's why I'm still broke and had the number one club hit (Yup, uh huh)
But they love it when you make your business public
so fuck it, I've got herpes while we on the subject (uh-huh)
And if I told you I had AIDS y'all would play it
cause you stupid motherfuckers think I'm playin when I say it
-- Well, I do take pills, don't do speed
Don't do crack (uh-uhh) don't do coke, I do smoke weed (uh-huh)
Don't do smack, I do do shrooms, do drink beer (yup)
I just wanna make a few things clear
My baby mama's not dead (uh-uhh) she's still alive and bitchin (yup)
And I don't have herpes, my dick's just itchin
It's not syphilis, and as for being AIDS infested
I don't know yet, I'm too scared to get tested

I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
I'm your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free
You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a minithin
(I'm Slim Shady..) I'm Shady!!
(Ha hah-ha, ha! Ha hah, hah..) I told you I was Shady!!
(Ha hah-ha, hah-ha! Ha hah, hah-ha, hah-ha, hah-ha)
Y'all didn't wanna believe me!
I'm Shady!!
.. And that's my name