Taoism: Shit Happens..!
Hinduism: This Shit Happened Before..!
Islam: If Shit Happens Take A Hostage..!
Buddhism: When Shit Happens Is It Really Shit..?
7th Day Adventist: Shit Happens Only On Saturday..!
Protestantism: Shit Won't Happen If I Work Harder..!
Catholicism: If Shit Happens I Deserve It..!
Jehovah's Witness: Knock Knock "Shit Happens"..!
Judaism: Why Does Shit Always Happen To Me..?
Hare Krishna: Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Dong..!
Atheism: No Shit..!
T.V Evangelism: Send More Shit..!
Rastafarianism: Let's Smoke That Shit..!