MICHAEL JACKSON'S HEART JUST COULDN'T BEAT IT
1. "The doctors say the cause may have been his Billy Gene."
2. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Michael Jackson likes to fuck little boys in the ass.
3. You've been hit by... You've been struck by... A smooth cardiac arrest.
...Correction! Michael Jackson didn't die from cardiac arrest. It was food poisoning that did him in. An autopsy was performed, and they found 12 year old nuts in his mouth.