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1. If a guy pours his beer on you just to buy two new, one for him and one for you, run. Fast.

2. Never try fish balls that are so soft you accidentally inhale one.

3. Never admit you're a foreigner if you don't want to get your picture taken.

4. If you see a sparkling red top on sale, it is definitely worth 1490 Icelandic crowns.

5. Don't waste your time telling Icelandic kids "ekki" when they are eating snow. They'll eat it anyway.

6. Go and see a movie in a language you've tried to study for 3 months. You will understand every line.

7. Never listen to Josh Groban right before bedtime.

8. You can say "Stop! Hammertime" anytime, anywhere.

9. Pink sheets will make you sleep better.

10. Keep extra underwear near you when watching Prison Break.

11. Never admit to drunk vikings that you're a carnivore.

12. You never know when you have to use Spanish.

13. A movie with Sylvester Stallone is better with a glass of white wine. Or two.

14. It's never too late to have a schoolgirl-kinda crush on a celebrity.

15. If you hear "99 bottles of beer in a wall" on TV, just calm down and walk away.