12 things you think when you are drunk
1. I'm not drunk, of course I can drink some more!
2. Omg I'm so hot!
3. I can dance anything, let's try salsa.
4. The Dj needs me and my music-tips.
5. I sing very well and know all the lyrics... perfect
6. Tequila? That's a good idea!
7. I'll just rest a little bit...
8. It's too early to go home now - who will throw a morning-party?
9. Everyone would love a naughty text now!
10. It's not far, let's walk!
11. The floor looks nice, I will lie down here..
12. Anybody will be turned on if I dance like a porno-star.
13. If I don't get that pizza slice or at least a kebab, I'll die....