IRC-Galleria

..ja onnellista uutta vuotta! ^_^

1. Kuka minä olen sinulle ?
2. Kerro jotakin mistä pidät minussa ?
3. Kerro jotakin mitä meidän pitäisi tehdä yhdessä ?
4. Sano jotakin minkä vain me kaksi (tai vain minä) ymmärrämme ?
5. Kerro ensimmäinen tai selvin muistosi minusta ?
6. Kysy jotakin mitä olet aina halunnut tietää minusta ?
7. Kerro mikä laulu tai elokuva muistuttaa sinua minusta ?
8. Milloin nähdään ?
9. Milloin viimeksi suutuit minulle ?
10. Tykkään susta, entä sä musta ?
11. Olenko ilkeä ihminen ?
12. Tykkäätkö halata minua ?
13. Haluisitko tavata minut ?
14. Jos kuolisin, kaipaisitko ?
15. Tulisitko hautajaisiini ?
16. Jos voisit sanoa minulle viimeiset sanat ne olisivat ?
17. Kerro jokin parhaista puolistani mistä pidät ?
18. Entä jokin huonoista ?
19. Voisitko koskaan lyödä minua ?
20. Mitä tekisit jos suutelisin sinua ?

Voisitko antaa minulle pusun joululahjaksi ?

Kopioi omaan blogiisi, ja katso kuka sinua olisi valmis pussaamaan.

Etsi yhteisö joka kuvaa minua parhaiten, linkitä se sitten tähän, kopioi omaan päiväkirjaasi, ja katso mitä muut ajattelevat sinusta!

1. Mitä lukee ensimmäisessä tekstiviestissäsi? - "Juu"
2. Kenen sängyssä nukuit viime yön? - Porukoiden, ne paskiaiset on Egyptis ja jättivät mut tänne palelee..

3. Minkä värinen paita sulla on päällä nyt? - Sininen

4. Elokuva jonka näit viimeeksi? - Ghost Rider (On muute tosi hyvä leffa)

5. Sano yksi asia jota teet joka päivä? - Pesen hampaat

6. Minkä väriset ovat huoneesi seinät? - Riippuu, mist kohtaa.. Ku oon vähän sotkenu seinii, remontti tulos (siis mun huoneesee)..

7. Paljonko sulla on rahaa tällä hetkellä? - On sitä jonku verran..Luultavast..

8. Lempi urheilulaji? - Öööööööööööööööööö..

9. En jaksa odottaa että...? - ...Tapahtuis jotain kivaa

10. Millon viimeksi näit äitiäsi? - Sunnuntai aamuna, ennen niiden lähtöö..

11. Kuka sai sinut rekisteröitymään galleriaan? - Ei voi muistaa..

12. Mitä söit eilen illalla? - Kasvis-keittoo

13. Katso vasemmalle. Mitä näet? -Baaritiskin

14. Minkä vaatteen lainasit viimeksi joltain? - Ei muistikuvaa..

15. Millä sivulla datailet useimmiten? - En tiiä, ku käyn niin monil sivuil..

16. Onko sulla kasveja huoneessas? - Abso-fucking-lutely..

17. Sattuuko sua mihinkään tällä hetkellä? - Polvee

18. Milloin viimeksi liikuit taksilla? - Taisin olla Nanon kaa viihteel silloin..

19. Milloin viimeksi olit tosi järkyttynyt? - En tiiä


VIIMEKSI:

21. Henkilö jonka näit? - Nano
22. Henkilö jonka kanssa puhuit puhelimessa? -Jenny
23. Henkilö jota halasit? - En muista, ku niin moni halas minuu..
24. Henkilö jonka kanssa tekstailit? - Nano
25. Kappale jonka kuuntelit? - Jotain radiost..


TÄNÄÄN:

26. Mitä teet nyt? - Tylsistyn (puol)kuoliaaks..
27. Mitä teet myöhemmin? - Katon kauhu-leffoi..
28. Mitä olet tehnyt tänään? - Käyny työkkäris, värjäsin hiukseni (ihan ite)..
29. Mitä sulla on päällä? - Vaatteet.. o_O
30. Mitä olet syönyt tänään? - Leipää

HUOMENNA

31. Millainen päivä huomenna? - Koti-ilta
32. Mitä suunnitelmia huomiseksi? - Leffojen kattomist, alkoholin nauttimist, jne..
33. Tavoite? - ??
34. Mistä et pidä huomisessa? - Tietokone lähtee korjattavaks, ku se on ollu niin kauan paskaan..
35. Onko sulla töitä? - Ei, mut etin..

Kun luet tämän viestin, vietä muutaman minuutin hiljaisuus heille, ketkä menehtyivät Jokelan ampumakohtauksessa. Kun olet viettänyt hiljaisuutta, kopioi tämä viesti ja lisää se omaan päiväkirjaasi. Menehtyneet ansaitsevat hiljaisuuden..

1. [x] Olet meinannut tukehtunua veteen.
2. [x] Olet kompastunut alas portaita.
3. [x] Olet kävellyt päin ovea.
4. [x] Olet työntänyt ovea väärään suuntaan.
5. [x] Olet kävellyt seinää päin.
6. [x] Olet kaatunut kävellessäsi portaita ylös.
7. [x] Olet hypännyt jostakin pois.
8. [x] Olet ollut shokissa.
9. [ ] Olet laittanut metallia/alumiinia mikroon.
10. [x] Olet joskus mainosten jälkeen unohtanut mitä ohjelmaa olit katsonut ennen mainoksia.
11. [x] olet unohtanut mitä toinen on sanonut.
12. [ ] Perheesi/kaverisi kutsuvat sinua blondiksi.
13. [ ] Et aina ymmärrä vitsejä tai sinulla kestää pitkään ymmärtää ne.
14. [x] Olet vuotanut verta etkä ole itse huomannut asiaa.
15. [ ] Olet pitänyt jotakin vaatetta koko päivän väärinpäin etkä ole huomannut asiaa.
16. [x] Olet työntänyt veitsen paahtimeen.
17. [x] Olet leikkinyt tulella.
18. [x] Olet jättänyt uuniin ruoan ja sait sen palamaan sillä unohdit että ruoka on uunissa.
19. [ ] Olet astunut hiustensuoristimen taikka kihartimen päälle sen ollessa päällä.
20. [ ] Sinun piti käyttää laskinta, taikka sormiasi laskiessasi alla olevaa vastausta

Kerro viidellä rastit ja saat tietää kuinka tyhmä olet prosentteina:
70% Ja tän jopa uskon, toisin ku yhen lehen testin (jonka mukaa oon toooooosi fiksu).. ^_^

Rakkaat koirat ja kissat,

Astiat, joissa on tassunkuvia ovat teidän ja sisältävät teidän ruokaanne.
Muut astiat ovat minun ja ne sisältävät minun ruokaani. Huomioikaa, että
tassunjäljen asettaminen keskelle ateriaani ei tee siitä teidän ruokaanne.
En myöskään pidä tassunkuvaa ruokani keskellä esteettisesti miellyttävänä.

Porraskäytävää eivät suunnitelleet F1-insinöörit, eikä se ole kilparata.
Minun päihittäminen alaspäin juoksussa ei ole tavoitteena.
Kampittamiseni ei auta, koska kaadun alas nopeammin, kuin te juoksette.

En voi ostaa mitään jättisänkyä suurempaa. Tästä olen erittäin pahoillani.
Älkää luulko, että jatkan sohvalla nukkumista varmistaakseni
teidän hyvän olonne. Koirat ja kissat voivat oikeasti käpertyä pieneksi
palloksi nukkuessaan. Ei ole tarpeellista nukkua vaakatasossa muihin nähden
levittäytyneenä mahdollisimman pitkäksi.
Tiedän myös että hännän pitkäksi venyttäminen ja kielen ulkona roikottaminen
tilankäytön maksimoinniksi ei ole enää muuta kuin sarkasmia.

Viimeisen kerran, kylpyhuoneessa ei ole salakäytävää eikä taikaovia.
Jos jonkin ihmeen kaupalla ehdin sinne ennen teitä ja onnistun
saamaan oven kiinni, eivät raapiminen, vinkuminen, naukuminen,
ovenkahvan kääntö, tassun oven ali saaminen, tai muutkaan temput, ei ole tarpeellisia.
Minun täytyy tulla ulos samasta ovesta, kuin josta menin sisään.
Lisäksi, olen käyttänyt WC:tä useita vuosia
-- kissa-tai koiraeläinten avustus ko. tapahtumassa ei ole tarpeellista.

Oikea järjestys on: Suudelkaa minua ENSIN, sitten voitte mennä
haistelemaan toisen koiran tai kissan takapuolta. Tätä en voi painottaa
riittävästi.

Vastapalvelukseksi teille, rakkaat lemmikkini, olen liimannut etuoveemme
seuraavan viestin: Kaikille ei-lemmikin omistajille, jotka haluavat käydä
kylässä ja silti valittaa eläimistämme:

1. He asuvat täällä. Sinä et.

2. Jos et halua heidän karvojaan vaatteillesi, pysy poissa
huonekaluista.

3. Pidän lemmikeistäni enemmän, kuin monista ihmisistä.

4. Sinulle lemmikkini on eläin. Minulle hän on adoptoitu
poika/tytär, joka on lyhyt, karvainen, kävelee neljällä jalalla ja puhuu
hieman epäselvästi

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Auta kissaa valloittamaan Irc-Galleria
Lisäämällä tämä sinun päiväkirjaasi

[x] Sammunut
[x] Itkenyt ja nauranut samaan aikaan
[x] Sairastanut angiinaa
[ ] Ollut merisairas
[x] Leikkinyt barbeilla yli 12-vuotiaana
[x] Omistanut monta laatikollista leluja
[x] Laulanut suihkussa kovaa
[x] Tehnyt runoja
[x] Tehnyt novelleja
[ ] Voittanut juoksukilpailun
[ ] Ollut helikopterissa
[ ] Käynyt Espanjassa
[ ] Ollut pommisuojassa
[ ] Juossut 5 kilometriä putkeen
[x] Lyönyt jotain
[ ] Ollut kiusaaja
[x] Poistettu luokasta
[x] Saanut kokeesta 5-
[x] Haukkunut opettajaa
[x] Omistanut yli 1000 euroa
[x] Omistanut vain yhdet käyttökelpoiset sukat
[x] Haaveillut salaa
[ ] Omistanut 3 kännykkää samaan aikaan
[x] Paennut lemmikkiä
[/] Joutunut sairaalaan
[ ] Ollut poliisiautossa
[ ] Jäänyt kiinni varastelusta
[x] Ollut ulkona yli neljään yöllä
[x] Valvonut yli 30 tuntia putkeen
[ ] Juonut viikon putkeen
[ ] Repinyt rahaa
[ ] Heittänyt kännykän veteen
[ ] Ollut rakastunut
[ ] Penkonut roskiksia
[ ] Ollut suossa
[x] Ajanut autoa
[x] Ajanut ryteikköön pyörällä
[x] Hyppinyt trampoliinilla
[/] Tuhonnut äidin meikkejä
[x] Heittänyt hyvää ruokaa roskiin
[ ] Ollut häissä yli neljä kertaa
[x] Omistanut nokkahuilun
[x] Soittanut pianoa
[ ] Ollut musikaalissa
[ ] Nähnyt ufon
[x] Pelännyt sukulaista
[x] Ollut koneella yli 10 tuntia putkeen
[ ] Pitänyt lintua sormella
[ ] Tanssinut salsaa
[x] Kuullut harhoja
[x] Piirtänyt ruumiita
[ ] Säveltänyt laulun
[ ] Jäänyt luokalle
[ ] Käynyt nollaluokan
[ ] Käynyt kymppiluokan
[x] Eksynyt tutussa paikassa
[ ] Kutsunut esim. opettajaa äidiksi
[x] Haukkunut jotain, ja tämä on kuullut sen vahingossa
[/] Ollut töissä
[ ] Ollut kympinoppilas
[x] Ollut nelosenoppilas
[ ] Sairastan astmaa
[ ] Allerginen yli kuudelle asialle
[x] Inhoan kutittelua
[ ] Rakastan kipua
[ ] Jos minua pelottaa, niin alan hyräillä
[x] Perhe on minulle tärkeä