Maybe we shouldn't gamble too much...
-Gamble?!? Who said anything about gambling. It's not gambling if you know you're going to win
Counting cards is a full proof system!
It's also illegal...
-No it's not! It's just frowned upon, just like masturbating in a plane!
I'm pretty sure that's illegal too...
-Well, maybe after 9.11. 'cause people got a little sensitive... Fuck Bin Laden...