IRC-Galleria

Tämä kertomus kertoo eräästä äidistä, joka moitti 5 vuotiasta tytärtään siitä, että tämä tuhlasi kokonaisen rullan kaunista, kallisarvoista kullanväristä lahjapaperia. Rahaa oli vähän ja äiti tuli entistä kiukkuisemmaksi, kun hän näki tyttärensä koristelevan paperilla rasian, jonka hän laittoi joulukuusen alle.
Seuraavana aamunna tyttö antoi askin äidilleen sanoen "tämä on sinulle äiti". Äiti tunsi itsensä
vaivautuneensa muistaessaan eilisen kiukkunsa tytölle. Hänen ärsyyntyi kuitenkin uudestaan tyttärelleen avatessaan paketin ja huomatessaan sisällä olevan rasian tyhjäksi. Harmistuneena hän sanoi tyttärelleen; "Etkö tiedä, nuori nainen, että kun annetaan lahja jollekin, paketissa täytyy olla jotakin?" Tytölle tuli kyyneleet silmiin, kun hän vastasi; "Mutta äiti, ei rasia ole tyhjä! Minä täytin sen kokonaan suudelmilla!"
Äiti murtui myös kyyneliin, polvistui tyttärensä eteen ja sulki hänet syliinsä ja pyysi anteeksi ajattelematonta kiukkuaan. Lyhyen ajan kuluttua tyttö kuoli tapaturmaisesti. Tarina kertoo, että äiti piti tätä tyttäreltään samaa rasiaa yöpöydällään koko loppuelämänsä ajan. Kun hänellä oli vastoinkäymisiä tai kun hän tunsi itsensä masentuneeksi, avasi hän rasian ja otti sieltä kuvitellun suudelman ja muisti tyttärensä rakkauden, jolla hän oli paketoinut suudelmat rasiaan. Todellakin ihmeellinen tunne, on tämä lahja meille, pieni rasia täynnä pyyteetöntä rakkautta ja suudelmia lapsiltamme, perheeltämme, ystäviltämme. Ei ole mitään arvokkaampaa täällä maan päällä kuin tämä.
Laitoin tämän tänne ja pyydän eräitä ihmisiä kopioimaan tämän saman tarinen omaan päiväkirjaansa. Näillä henkilöillä on nyt kaksi vaihtoehtoa:
1. Kopioi tämä päiväkirjaasi
2. Ole niinkuin tämä ei koskettaisi sydäntäsi.
Kuten huomaat, minä valitsin ensimmäisen vaihtoehdon.
Ystävät ovat kuin enkeleitä, jotka nostavat meidät jaloillemme kun siivissämme on jotain vikaa, emmekä muista kuinka lennetään.
Koska luit tämän viestin,sinä kuolet perjantaina rakkaimpiesi edessä,
ellet jatka tätä viestiä laittamalla sitä päiväkirjaasi 50 sekunnin aikana,
mikään muu sinulle luvattu asia ei voi pelastaa sinua!!!

jos et tee tätä ennen klo 24 joku sinulle rakas ihminen kuolee. + Oletko ihastunut ? - en+ Oletko rakastunut ? en + Oletko varattu ? - kyllä saat kohta puheenvuorosi + Oletko särkenyt jonkun sydämmen ? - eh + Oletko tehnyt jotain mitä olet katunut ? - en + Oletko itkenyt jonkun takia ? - nauranu vaa + Oletko kuullut tällä viikolla jotain ihanaa ? - jos olen niin en muista sitä + Oletko tyytyväinen itseesi ? - ainahan mä :D

General, I salute you
I'll put a hole in any nigga try'na shoot you
It ain't nothing 'cause loyalty is what I'm used to
And what I don't do, I'll have one of my troops do
Nigga we'll kill you

I'm ready for combat, a solider on the front line
Take me to the streets, nigga motherfuck a punchline
It only take one time, for you to send a death threat
And watch these bullets have that ass singing like Keith Sweat
You ain't met me yet
I been camouflaged in the bushes
And I'm co-signing Fifty, 'cause them niggas all pussies
Busting shots at ya convoy
You don't want war
No surrender, no retreat, this is Vietnam boy
Check my war wounds, I done took a couple for the team
Only niggas that been on the battlefield know what I mean
Take cover we coming, pulling pins outta grenades
You won't make it to the general, without getting sprayed
Might as well say "Hello" to my brand new little friend
Only time he come out, to put holes in grown men
You continue troops and get 'em all blowed back
Walk up on 'em with a deuce-deuce and nigga all that, what

refrain (2x)
General, I salute you
I'll put a hole in any nigga try'na shoot you
It ain't nothing 'cause loyalty is what I'm used to
And what I don't do, I'll have one of my troops do
Nigga we'll kill you


Look nigga, I suggest you go home
'Cause I won't hesitate to let the chrome touch ya
Nigga I'm never scared like Bone Crusher
Stand alone, provide my own supper
Tell ya baby mama stop coming around here or I'm gonna fuck her
Don't try'to pick up for them lames around you
You get shots for free, like I fragrant fouled you
I'm on the road blowing grade A haze and brown
Got niggas running like the KKK's around
My album's coming, a new year's approaching
My buzz getting bigger, my few ears is open
Can ya team play in the game without you their to coach 'em
There's a very fine line between a pool and the ocean
Sometimes I'm in Atlanta where they make head bounce
And you can come, but after you give Banks head, bounce
These niggas really want war, 'cause if so
Get on your vest, 'cause all you gotta do is say yes

refrain: (2)
General, I salute you
I'll put a hole in any nigga try'na shoot you
It ain't nothing 'cause loyalty is what I'm used to
And what I don't do, I'll have one of my troops do
Nigga we'll kill you

Where's my snare?
I have no snare in my headphones - there you go
Yeah.. yo, yo

Have you ever been hated or discriminated against?
I have; I've been protested and demonstrated against
Picket signs for my wicked rhymes, look at the times
Sick as the mind of the motherfucking kid that's behind
all this commotion emotions run deep as ocean's exploding
Tempers flaring from parents just blow 'em off and keep going
Not taking nothing from no one give 'em hell long as I'm breathing
Keep kicking ass in the morning and taking names in the evening
Leave 'em with a taste as sour as vinegar in they mouth
See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out
Look at me now; I bet ya probably sick of me now ain't you momma?
I'ma make you look so ridiculous now

refrain:
I'm sorry momma!
I never meant to hurt you!
I never meant to make you cry; but tonight
I'm cleaning out my closet (one more time)
I said I'm sorry momma!
I never meant to hurt you!
I never meant to make you cry; but tonight
I'm cleaning out my closet

Ha! I got some skeletons in my closet
and I don't know if no one knows it
So before they thrown me inside my coffin and close it
I'ma expose it; I'll take you back to '73
before I ever had a multi-platinum selling CD
I was a baby, maybe I was just a couple of months
My fagot father must have had his panties up in a bunch
cause he split, I wonder if he even kissed me goodbye
No I don't on second thought I just fucking wished he would die
I look at Hailie, and I couldn't picture leaving her side
Even if I hated Kim, I grit my teeth and I'd try
to make it work with her at least for Hailie's sake
I maybe made some mistakes
but I'm only human, but I'm man enough to face them today
What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb
But the smartest shit I did was take the bullets outta that gun
'Cause I'da killed him; shit I woulda shot Kim and them both
It's my life, I'd like to welcome y'all to "The Eminem Show"

refrain
I'm sorry momma!
I never meant to hurt you!
I never meant to make you cry; but tonight
I'm cleaning out my closet (one more time)
I said I'm sorry momma!
I never meant to hurt you!
I never meant to make you cry; but tonight
I'm cleaning out my closet


Now I would never diss my own momma just to get recognition
Take a second to listen for who you think this record is dissin
But put yourself in my position; just try to envision
witnessin your momma poppin prescription pills in the kitchen
Bitchin that someone's always goin throuh her purse and shit's missin
Goin through public housin systems, victim of Munchausen's Syndrome
My whole life I was made to believe I was sick when I wasn't
'til I grew up, now I blew up, it makes you sick to ya stomach
doesn't it? Wasn't it the reason you made that CD for me Ma?
So you could try to justify the way you treated me Ma?
But guess what? You're gettin older now and it's cold when your lonely
And Nathan's growin up so quick he's gonna know that your phony
And Hailie's gettin so big now; you should see her, she's beautiful
But you'll never see her - she won't even be at your funeral!
See what hurts me the most is you won't admit you was wrong
Bitch do your song - keep tellin yourself that you was a mom!
But how dare you try to take what you didn't help me to get
You selfish bitch; I hope you fuckin burn in hell for this shit
Remember when Ronnie died and you said you wished it was me?
Well guess what, I am dead - dead to you as can be!

refain (2)
I'm sorry momma!
I never meant to hurt you!
I never meant to make you cry; but tonight
I'm cleaning out my closet (one more time)
I said I'm sorry momma!
I never meant to hurt you!
I never meant to make you cry; but tonight
I'm cleaning out my closet

In the night, I hear 'em talk
the coldest story ever told
Somewhere far along this road, he lost his soul to a woman so heartless..
How could you be so heartless?
Oh.. How could you be so heartless?

How could you be so, cold as the winter wind when it breeze, yo
Just remember that you talking to me though
You know need to watch the way you talking to me, yo
I mean after all the things that we've been through
I mean after all the things we got into
Hey yo, I know of some things that you ain't told me
Hey yo, I did some things but that's the old me
And now you wanna get me back and you gonna show me
So you walk around like you don't know me
You got a new friend, well I got homies
But in the end it's still so lonely


In the night, I hear 'em talk
the coldest story ever told
Somewhere far along this road, he lost his soul to a woman so heartless..
How could you be so heartless?
Oh.. How could you be so heartless?


How could be so Dr. Evil, you bringing out a side of me that I don't know..
I decided we weren't gonna speak so
Why we up 3 A.M. on the phone
Why does she be so mad at me fo'
Homie I don't know, she's hot and cold
I won't stop, I won't mess my groove up
'Cause I already know how this thing go
You run and tell your friends that you're leaving me
They say that they don't see what you see in me
You wait a couple months then you gonna see
You'll never find nobody better than me

In the night, I hear 'em talk
the coldest story ever told
Somewhere far along this road, he lost his soul to a woman so heartless..
How could you be so heartless?
Oh.. How could you be so heartless?

Talking, talking, talking, talk
Baby let's just knock it off
They don't know what we been through
They don't know 'bout me and you
So I got something new to see
And you just gonna keep hating me
And we just gonna be enemies
I know you can't believe
I could just leave it wrong
And you can't make it right
I'm gonna take off tonight
Into the night


In the night, I hear 'em talk
the coldest story ever told
Somewhere far along this road, he lost his soul to a woman so heartless..
How could you be so heartless?
Oh.. How could you be so heartless?

I see your dirty face high behind your collar
What is done in vain, truth is hard to swallow
So you pray to God to justify the way you live a lie
Live a lie, live a lie

And you take your time
And you do your crime
Well you made your bed

I'm in mine

refrain:
Because when I arrive, I-I'll bring the fire
Make you come alive, I can take you higher
What this is, forgot? I must now remind you
Let it rock, let it rock, let it rock

Now the son's disgraced, he who knew his father
When he cursed his name turned and chased the dollar
But it broke his heart so he stuck his middle finger to the world

To the world, to the world

And you take your time
And you stand in line
Where you'll get what's yours
I got mine

refrain2:
Because when I arrive, I-I'll bring the fire
Make you come alive, I can take you higher
What this is, forgot? I must now remind you

Let it rock, let it rock, let it rock

Yeah! Wayne's World, Planet Rock
Panties drop and the tops
And she gonna rock till the camera stop
I sing about angels like Angela

(Rock!)
And Pamela
(Rock!)

And Samantha
(Rock!)
And Amanda
And Tamara ménage a moi

I'm in here like, "Bitch, what's up?"
Mechanic me, I could fix ya up
I could dick ya up, I could dick ya down

Shorty we could go wherever just pick a town

And my jewelry is louder than an engine sound
Big ass rocks like on the ground
Dirty like sex that's on the ground
Weezy

refrain2

Let it rock, let it rock, let it rock

refrain

Just let it rock, let it rock, let it rock
(Rock, rock)

Let it rock
Let it rock

I'm back like I forgot something, I'm something
Roll and rock rubbing, rap running
Miles like just trying to get a flat stomach
Like Wayne a personal trainer
My aim is perfect, I bang ya
Period, like the remainder


I wish I could be as cool as you
And I wish I could say the things you do
But I can't and I won't live a lie
No, not this time

Okay okay okay
[screwed] Okay okay okay
Okay okay okay
[screwed] Okay okay okay


When they talk about me they say I be trippin (yeah)
What they say about me doesn't make me mad (naw, naw)
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin (yeah)
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad (naw, naw)
Okay, alright (they sick)
Okay, you're right (I'm rich)
Okay, alright (I grind)
Okay, you're right (for mine)


I'm in that 760 leanin when I'm stuntin
I blow 50 G's, I mean with ease like this is nothin
Please don't interrupt me when I'm talkin to my jeweler
He's puttin them diamonds all over my Franck Muller
Me I get busy, I put that work in if it's worth it
Come through hit you up, I'll make a crime scene perfect
Niggaz talk about me all the time behind my back
They don't talk about me in my face because I'm strapped
See me in the club, I got that Henny and that 'gnac
A couple cups of that and I just don't know how to act
By the second bottle that's when I just get to buzzin
I say I run New York and ain't nobody sayin nothin (okay okay okay)

When they talk about me they say I be trippin (yeah)
What they say about me doesn't make me mad (naw, naw)
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin (yeah)
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad (naw, naw)
Okay, alright (they sick)
Okay, you're right (I'm rich)
Okay, alright (I grind)
Okay, you're right (for mine)



I blew a hundred G's on my bitches in Miami
They think I'm the sweetest thing invented since candy
Me I catch amnesia when you ask me 'bout the shotty
I don't even know my name, switchin lanes in my Bugatti
Nigga I ain't crazy, bitches like me cause I'm paid
They want me, LeBron, Kobe or Dwyane Wade
When I say I'm ballin I'm not talkin 'bout a ball
I'm talkin 'bout Tiffany & Co. stones out the mall
Niggaz they can hate all they want but they know they like this
Me I'm like that paintin on the wall, baby I'm priceless
You could come and work me over baby on the night shift
Catch me on the night shift, see how freaky I get (okay okay okay)

When they talk about me they say I be trippin (yeah)
What they say about me doesn't make me mad (naw, naw)
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin (yeah)
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad (naw, naw)
Okay, alright (they sick)
Okay, you're right (I'm rich)
Okay, alright (I grind)
Okay, you're right (for mine)



Okay okay okay okay - sho' you right
Okay okay okay okay - you know you right
Okay, alright, okay, alright
Okay, alright, okay, you're right

I've seen it with my own eyes
How we're gettin' otherwise
Without the luxury of leavin'
The touch and feeling of breath
And times you're both technically
Something you've got to believe in
Connect the cause and effect
One foot in front of the next
This is the start of a journey.
And my rhyme is already gone
Somehow this doesn't concern me.

And you can stand right there if you want
But I'm going on
And I'm prepared to go it alone
I'm going on
To a place in the sun that's nice and warm
I'm going on
And I'm sure they'll have a place for you to oohoohooo

Anyone that needs what they want, and doesn't want what they need
I want nothing to do with
And to do what I want
And to do what I please
Is first vual my to do list
But every once in a while I think about her smile
One of the few things I do miss
But baby I've to go
Baby I've got to know
Baby I've got to prove it

And I'll see you when you get there
But I'm going on
And I'm prepared to go it alone
I'm going on
May my love lift you up to the place you belong
I'm going on
And I promise I'll be waiting for you oohoohooo



Freedom is
Still I try I never know what to do
Don't follow me...

Nafshi meyakhelet letfilot halev ha’ham

Ze kashe, ze kashe kshega’agua mul yareakh

Kan lerega uboreakh, akharav, rodef habekhi

Ze kashe, ze kashe kshega’agua mul yareakh

Kan lerega uboreach, akharav, rodef habekhi

Lifamim mevi haruakh re’akh tov mukar

Melatef akhshav shome’a

Otkha shar

Lo or kochav

Ata akhshav

Iti iti, keilu amiti

Kmo az mizman

Come along, come along

See the fire in your eyes

And you come with me, with me

Lifamim mevi haruakh re’akh tov mukar

Melatef akhshav shome’a

Lo or kochav

Ata akhshav

Iti iti, keilu amiti

Kmo az mizman

Nafshi meyahelet letfilot halev ha’ham

Nafshi meyahelet letfilot halev ha’ham

Lo or kochav

Iti iti, keilu amiti

Kmo az mizman

Imma show you how to get your shine on (shine on)
turn it up the DJ playing my song (my song)
everybody keep on calling my phone (my phone)
which one of yall am I gone take home (take home)
imma show em how to get the club crunk (club crunk)
give em something thats goin' rattle that trunk (that trunk)
tip ya cups up until ya get drunk (get drunk) tell the DJ to play it loud and turn the beat up..."


Give me that million dollar beat and let me show you what to do with it
(Who that is?) That's the illest rapper choppin' and screwin' it
Couldnt snatch the game is what they told me, so im provin it
Put the truth in Texas with Scott Storch and you got you a hit
Hit and never miss rep yo click and throw em high
B'cause Chamillionaire's the anwser to the game like Allen I.
Middle fingaz to the sky, if they don't like that reply
Cause any DJ that deny is a mother fu errrwwwee lie
So give the ladies what that want, Got em racin' to the front
of the stage to feel the bass and tell the DJ turn it up
Yeaah Sound of Revenge saying Universal to go get my plaque
Rap is dead so ima bring it back,Like DJ's do when they hear my track
Check out my track record, They'll say ima track wrecker
Hotter than a black pepper now that I am back nigggga (He's Baaack)
You cant get mad if you feel that you and cap fit ya
Drop the biggest stat's ever so dont let that cap (*Gun Shot*) hit ya


Imma show you how to get your shine on (shine on)
turn it up the DJ playing my song (my song)
everybody keep on calling my phone (my phone)
which one of yall am I gone take home (take home)
imma show em how to get the club crunk (club crunk)
give em something thats goin' rattle that trunk (that trunk)
tip ya cups up until ya get drunk (get drunk) tell the DJ to play it loud and turn the beat up



When it's time to hit the club I let my chain hang
If they got clovers on they neck we in the same gang
Im 20 deep in V.I.P. puffin' Mary Jane
Splinters still in my hand from my woodgrain
I got homies on the West who like to gangbang
And I got homies on the East who do the same thang
I told Johhny put 50 in my pankyrang
5 karot diamond chain vvs is in it mayne
You know i rep the dirty dirty where they move cane
You know we mix purple stuff in that blue drank
Hipnotic, Big Bodies with Blue paint
We got that oomp spray, But it still stank
You a lame so yo dame playin mind games
Ima pimp so I stay in that mindframe
Niggas talk shit untill i let that nine bang
Me and Duke in that maybach switchin lanes


Imma show you how to get your shine on (shine on)
turn it up the DJ playing my song (my song)
everybody keep on calling my phone (my phone)
which one of yall am I gone take home (take home)
imma show em how to get the club crunk (club crunk)
give em something thats goin' rattle that trunk (that trunk)
tip ya cups up until ya get drunk (get drunk) tell the DJ to play it loud and turn the beat up



Heaaded to the baar (Im headed to the baar)
You know im V.I.P. (You know im vipee)
And since you rollin' with a star (You rollin with a staar)
You V.I.P. with mee (Chamillitary heey heey)

Chamillitary the biggest threat to any of these rapper thinkin' they doin it
(Who That Is??) That's dem boyz from Texas that always do it big
Multi-colored diamonds got us shining They say our jewerly sick
Houston got a problem and you dont want nuthin to do wit it (Do you kid?)
I aint think so Im tippin slow when my trunk is liftin' up Look at the neons as they glow
Groupies never givin' up they be everywhere i go
When that elevator go up to my suite they there fosho
Told me that she didnt care about my money Wasnt hearin it
Looks can be deceving as Chamillion paint apperances
You know how we do it at home of screw and purple syrup is
She got turned out quicker than my power steering did


Imma show you how to get your shine on (shine on)
turn it up the DJ playing my song (my song)
everybody keep on calling my phone (my phone)
which one of yall am I gone take home (take home)
imma show em how to get the club crunk (club crunk)
give em something thats goin' rattle that trunk (that trunk)
tip ya cups up until ya get drunk (get drunk) tell the DJ to play it loud and turn the beat up