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well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap cds
when i met a little girl name Jan
i let her ride in my caddy cause i didnt know her daddy was the leader of the Ku (klux)Kluck Klan
we fucked on the bed
fucked on the floor
fucked so long i grew a fuckin afro
then i fucked to the left
fucked to the right
she sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
I thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
got my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
and so I ran, I jumped out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
oh he beat me to the left
he beat me to the right
the mother fucker wooped my ass all night
but i aint mad at a prejudice dad
thats the best damn pussy I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time





I met this lady in Hollywood
she had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house 'cause she was fine
but she whupped out a dick that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from Japan
never made love with an African
I fucked her once
I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice
dont be amazed with at stories i tell ya
i met a woman in the heart of australia
had a big butt and big titties too
so i hopped in her ass like a kangoroo

see i met this woman from hawaii
stuck it in her ass and she said aaiiiii
lips where breakfest
pussy was lunch
then her titties busted open with hawian punch