12 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD DATE A BASKETBALL PLAYER:
1. They play one on one all the time
2. They score on regular basis
3. They make you scream for more
4. Getting sweaty and hot is no problem
5. Skill is definite
6. They'll play anytime
7. They know how to get low
8. Kicking ass is the same as smacking it
9. They're always on top
10. They know how to penetrate
11. They know how to get into the game
12. They like going up the middle