"Ok, here's anohter one; two jews walking in a bar..."
"NO NO!"
"What?"
"No!"
"What? You don't let Jews in your bar?"
"No.."
"You racist bastard!"
"What i mean is that i don't want racist jokes in my act"
"Ok, how about if i kill the Jews?"
"No!"
"I'm kidding. I will not kill the Jews, no! I would toss a penny between them and watch them fight to the death! Hahahaa! Yes, yes! I did same thing with the two catholic priests but i tossed in a small boy! Yes, yes! And the winner had to fight Michael Jackson!!"