IRC-Galleria

You know it's a bad day when...

... the sun comes up in the west.

... you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

... the bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.

... you put both contact lenses in the same eye.

... your pet rock snaps at you.

... the blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.

... your income tax refund check bounces.

... you put your bra on backwards and it fits better.

... Suicide Prevention puts you on hold.