IRC-Galleria

Alla on noin 110 esinettä tai asiaa. Jos omistat tai kotoasi (huom. opiskelijat, ei kotoakotoa!) löytyy kyseinen tavara niin ei kun rasti ruutuun... Nyt kaikki tekemään inventaario... Otsikoksi tuloksesi..

[ ] akvaario
[1] arabian astioita
[2] arkkupakastin
[3] astianpesukone
[4] autotalli
[5] digiboxi
[6] digikamera
[7] digitaalivaaka
[8] dvd-soitin
[9] epilaattori
[10] henkilöauto
[ ] farmariauto
[ ] hiirimatto
[11] hiustenkuivain
[ ] höyrysauna
[ ] iittalan astioita
[ ] ilmakiharrin
[12:D] ilmakitara
[ ] ilmankostutin
[ ] jenkkisänky
[13]kahvinkeitin
[ ] kahvipannu
[ ] kannettava dvd
[14] kannettava tietokone
[15] keittiövaaka
[16] kenkäteline
[ ] kerrossänky
[ ] keskuspölynimuri
[ ] kirkasvalolaite
[17] kopiokone
[ ] kotiparturi
[ ] kotiteatteri
[18] kottikärryt
[19] kuisti
[20] kuivausrumpu
[21] kultaisia koruja
[22] kuntolaitteita
[23] kylpytakki
[24] laajakaista
[ ] lankapuhelin
[ ] langaton hiiri
[ ] leipäkone
[25] leivänpaahdin
[26] lemmikkieläin
[ ] litteä tietokonenäyttö
[ ] luistimet
[ ] maasturi
[27] matkapuhelin
[28] mikroaaltouuni
[ ] moottorikelkka
[ ] moottoripyörä
[29] mp3-soitin
[30] musiikkisoitin
[31] navigaattori
[ ] oma ranta
[32] omakotitalo
[ ] ompelukone
[ ] pakettiauto
[33] partakone
[34] parisänky
[35] parveke
[36] pelikone
[37] polkupyörä
[38] polttava cd-asema
[39] porakone
[ ] poreallas
[40] pyykinpesukone
[41] pölynimuri
[ ] pöytätietokone
[42] rappuset
[ ] rikkaimuri
[43] rullaluistimet
[ ] salarakas
[44] sauna
[45] sauvasekoitin
[46] silitysrauta
[47] skanneri
[ ] suihkulähde
[48] sukset
[49] suoristusrauta hiuksille
[ ] sykemittari
[ ] sähköhammasharja
[50] sähkövatkain
[ ] sälekaihtimet
[51] takka
[52] taulutelevisio
[ ] tauti
[ ] teepannu
[ ] tekohampaat
[ ] tietokonepöytä
[ ] traktori
[53] tulostin
[ ] uima-allas
[54] ulkorakennus
[ ] ulkosauna
[55] useampi televisio käytössä
[ ] vapaa-ajan asunto
[56] vedenkeitin
[ ] vene
[ ] verenpainemittari
[57] vhs-videonauhuri
[ ] videokamera
[58] viinaa
[ ] villamatto
[59] vohvelirauta
[ ] voileipägrilli
[60] vuodesohva
[61] web-kamera
[62] wokki-pannu
[ ] yleiskone
[63] yläkerta

Olen asiakaspalvelija- Minulla on vähintään korkeakoulutasoinen tutkinto kirjanpidosta, suhdetoiminnasta, markkinoinnista, liiketoiminnasta, atk:sta ja swahilin kielestä.

Olen asiakaspalvelija- tietenkin muistan kuusi vuotta sitten tekemäsi tilauksen, vaikkakaan sinulla ei ole tilausnumeroa ja muistelet, että se on tehty nimellä, jonka ensimmäinen kirjain on "T" tai "A".

Olen asiakaspalvelija- Puhun kaikkia mahollisia kieliä ja olen vieraillut kaikissa mahdollisissa paikoissa ja tavannut kaikki mahdolliset ihmiset.

Olen asiakaspalvelija- minulle on päivänselvää, että kun puhut perjantaista, tarkoitat tietenkin tiistaita. Minulla on kalenteri täydellisesti hallussa, kun määrittelet ajankohdaksi "ei siitä kauaa ole".

Olen asiakaspalvelija- tottakai, minähän valehtelen, kun sanon, ettei haluamaanne tuotetta ole enää jäljellä erikoishinnalla.

Olen asiakaspalvelija- ei tietenkään ole mitään vaivaa järjestää nopeasti 125 lisätuotetta haluamallasi erikoishinnalla. Ja tottakai minulla on oikeus poistaa alv:t hinnastasi ja antaa -50%:n alennuksia.

Olen asiakaspalvelija- pystyn katsomaan 10 asiakasrekisteriä, hoitamaan 5 tilausta sekä vastaamaan 15 puheluun -kaikki yhtäaikaisesti.

Olen asiakaspalvelija- tiedän tarkalleen, mitä tehdä missäkin tilanteessa käyttämättä ollenkaan rahaa tai sekuntiakaan aikaa.

Olen asiakaspalvelija- olen vastuussa ruokatarjoilusta, liikenneruuhkista, säästä, henkilökohtaisista ongelmistanne ja kansallisesta taloudesta.

Olen asiakaspalvelija- en koskaan loukkannu, kun olen tehnyt 10 tunnin etsintätyön vain kuullakseni sinun kertovan "ostin sen itse internetistä ja säästin 25 euroa"

Olen asiakaspalvelija- minusta on ihanaa, kun ihmiset tulevat luokseni ja yhtäkkiä olettavat minun tietävän kaikki puhelinnumerot Turusta Ivaloon ihan vain päästäni. Tiedän myös kaikkien kilpailijoiden hinnat ja aukioloajat ja muistan ne kaikki, sehän on itsestään selvää.

Olen asiakaspalvelija- sinun ei tarvitse kertoa minulle mitään tuotteita tai nimiä, sillä olen ajatustenlukija ja minulla on jo tilaus valmiina kristallipallossani ennen kuin kerrot minulle mitään.

Minä hymyilen, olen empaattinen, sympaattinen, pahoittelen, mairittelen, hinnoittelen, esiinnyn, laulan, tanssin, steppaan, korjaan printterin ja tietokoneen sekä saan aikaan maailmanrauhan.

KOSKA SAATANA OLEN ASIAKASPALVELIJA!

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Kisumeettini<3

Mitä näistä haluaisit tehdä minulle ? o.O

1. Hymyillä
2. Halata
3. Tavata
4. Raiskata
5. Suudella
6. Jutella
7. Rakastella
8. Hakata
9. Seurustella
10. Inhota
11. Olla kaveri
12. Pyytää treffeille
13. Kaahata ylitse
14. Pyytää tanssiin
15. Heittää järveen
16. Pitää kädestä
17. Ajaa luudalla takaa
18. Olla lähekkäin
19. Soittaa pilapuhelun
20. Jtn muuta, mitä?


Kopioi tämä nyt itsellesi ja saat tietää mitä muut sinulle haluaisivat tehdä

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Paina Play.
Jokaiseen kysymykseen vastaa biisi joka soi.
Kun olet valmis siirry seuraavan kysymykseen ja klikkaa seuraava
Valmista?

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Alkumusiikki: Queen - We are the champions

Herääminen: Cypress Hill - High times

Rakastuminen: Metallica - The frayed ends of sanity

Taistelu: Bob Marley - One love

Riitaantuminen: Ruoska - Synkät soinnut, rajut riimit

Sovinto: Apulanta - Pahempi toistaan

Salainen rakkaus: Bob Marley - Bad boys

Elämä on okei: Zen Cafe - Nainen vailla historiaa

Pettyminen: CMX/Kotiteollisuus f.51k - Vapaus johtaa kansaa

Ajaminen: Bob Marley - Jammin

Muistot: Elvis Presley - Love me tender

Iloinen tanssi: The White Stripes - I just don't know what to do with myself

Unohtaminen: Zen Cafe - Idiootti

Pitkä yö yksin: Skandaali - Hautajaismusiikki

Viimeinen taistelu: Cypress Hill - I wanna get high

Kuolemakohtaus: Metallica - Am I evil?

Yksinäisyys: Elvis Presley - Suspicious minds

Kaverit: Ruoska - Moraoikeus

Koulu: Poets Of The Fall - Sleep

Salaisuus: Bob Marley - Smoke two joints

Yksin jättäminen: Dope - Shit Life

Haukkuminen: Kaija Koo - Tinakenkätyttö

Syrjiminen: Zen Cafe - Huonot päiväsi

Tykkääminen: Dope - Debonaire

Tunteminen: Zen Cafe - Lauantai

LOPPUTEKSTIT: Skandaali - Ylpee

Put your music player on shuffle.
Press forward for each question.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.
No cheating!

How am I feeling today?
Metallica - Enter Sandman

Will I get far in life?
51koodia - Voisiko Tänään Olla Se Päivä

How do my friends see me?
TikTak - Suolaista Vettä

Will I get married?
Dope - Intervention

What's my best friend's theme song?
Disco - Edenistä Itään

What was high school like?
Dope - Everything Sucks

How can I get ahead in life?
Bitch Alert - Excuse For Excape

What is the best thing about me?
BeeBee - Yö On Kylmä

How is today going to be?
Sir Elwoodin Hiljaiset Värit - Kuolen

What's in store for the weekend?
Anna Eriksson feat. Sipe - Seurataan Johtajaa

What song describes my parents?
CMX - Kylmänmarja

To describe my grandparents?
Kotiteollisuus - Meren Mutaa

How's my life going?
System Of A Down - This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm on This Song

What song will they play at my funeral?
Slipknot - Left Behind

How does the world see me?
Maija Vilkkumaa - Totuutta Ja Tehtävää

Will I have a happy life?
Metallica - The Unforgiven II

What do my friends really think of me?
Pussycat Dolls - Beep

Do people secretly lust after me?
Sentenced - Ever-frost

How can I make myself happy?
Byz - Do You Wanna Fuck

What should I do with my life?
Royal Family - Äijät & Ämmät

Will I ever have children?
Dope - Die Motherfucker Die

What is some good advice for me?
Apulanta - Pirun Morsian

How will I be remembered?
Children Of Bodom - You're Better Off Dead

What is my signature dance song?
SIG - Vuosisadan Rakkaustarina

What do I think my current song is?
Mokoma - Sudet Ihmisten Vaatteissa

What does everyone else think my song is?
CMX - Minne Paha Haudattiin

What type of man/woman do I like?
Byz - The Party Is In You

Muistatko sinä, joka juuri luet tätä tekstiä ja tunnet minut (esim. omistat puhelinnumeroni, olet paras kaverini, olet joskus jutellut kanssani jne.) miten tapasimme? Minä muistan (ehkä!) mutta muistatko sinä? Ole kiltti ja kommentoi että tiedän sinun muistelleen meidän kaveruuttamme :)

Sinä, joka kommentoit (tai luit tätä) kopioi tämä omalle sivullesi ja ylläty siitä, miten moni sinut muistaakaan!

Jos luet tätä, jos silmäsi liikkuvat juuri tällä hetkellä näiden sanojen yli, ole kiltti ja kirjoita kommentti, jossa on muisto sinusta ja minusta, vaikka emme edes puhuisi usein. Se voi olla ihan mitä tahansa haluat - hyvää tai huonoa. Kun olet tehnyt tämän, laita tämä omaan päiväkirjaasi ja ylläty (tai kauhistu) siitä, mitä ihmiset muistavatkaan sinusta.