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Muutkin vois vähän ajatella?Sunnuntai 04.01.2009 03:52

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
IÂ’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
IÂ’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (also including reading/writing/drawing)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
IÂ’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
IÂ’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
IÂ’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
IÂ’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
IÂ’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangarooÂ’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
IÂ’m GAY so IÂ’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I donÂ’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Ei mene ihan putkeenSunnuntai 04.01.2009 02:42

Mua mm.
- väsyttää kun nukahdin viime yönä joskus puoli seitsemän jälkeen, kiitos hauva vauvan -_-'
- vituttaa, koska olen väsynyt
- vituttaa, koska ajattelen liikaa
- vituttaa, koska ihmiset vaikeita
- vituttaa, koska olen vaikea ja osaan tehdä jopa mun kynsistä tosi ison ongelman
- vituttaa, koska olen hellyydenkipeä
- vituttaa, koska mun rahatilanne kusee
- vituttaa, koska päätä on särkenyt taas aika perkeleesti
- palelee, koska iskä ei vieläkään ole jaksanut säätää tota mun patteria, jolla on joku vakava ongelma

OIKEESTI, mun kynnet ajaa mut hermoromahduksen partaalle
ja mä kirjaimellisesti sekosin kun löysin uudet elloksen ja h&m:n kuvastot

JA SILLAI

mmhh<3Perjantai 02.01.2009 18:49

Nyt on vauvoi himassa<3 nää pyörii pitkin lattioita ja hauva istuu sylissä ku se pelkää :''))

kuvia tässä jonkun ajan päästä ;)

<3 HAAAATiistai 30.12.2008 21:04

Keski-suomi
+koiravauva
+kissavauva

<3 aw aw aw
se koira mahtuu mun kämmenelle

Meillä on kohta eläintarhaTiistai 30.12.2008 20:08

Keski-Suomeen lähdettiin hakemaan kissaa
huomenna nään meidän vauvan<3

MUTTA ISO EHKÄ
mut meille saattaa lähtee perhoskoiran pentukin messissä himaan :'')))

Mun pää hajoo ton yhen 6-vuotiaan kanssa,
mutta on nyt kestettävä.

MUT AWWW kuolen ehkä<3

Heippa kullat :--------(Maanantai 29.12.2008 04:12

Mä lähden keski-Suomeen viideksi päiväksi
Soitelkaa mulle, etten kuole aivan :
(

please please please

Tulee ikävä yhtä tollasta ilkeetä,
joka kaataa kylmää vettä mahan päälle keskellä yötä
&lt;sydän&gt;

p.s. älä pieni pelaa liikaa pinballia
tai otetaan uus matsi

Musta tapellaan ihan ;)Maanantai 29.12.2008 04:08

28.12.2008 19:36 <Tessaaw> Elias! sulla on kilpailija... CATFIGHT :DD

28.12.2008 19:41 <R-evittu-y> Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
28.12.2008 19:42 <R-evittu-y> uutenavuotena kaksintaistelu keskiyöllä, valkoisella sillalla

28.12.2008 20:21 <Tessaaw> Otan haasteen vastaan. >;/
28.12.2008 20:21 <Tessaaw> pitää kouluttaa mun pokemoneja tätä varten!
28.12.2008 20:21 <Tessaaw> Vai haluuksä tapella mies miestä vastaan :D:D

28.12.2008 23:52 <R-evittu-y> mä tuon mun pokemonit!!

<sydän>aww mun rakkauspakkaukset<sydän>

There's really no way to reach meMaanantai 29.12.2008 02:55

Päivät ovat harvinaisen yksisuuntaisia
eikä tunteja saa kulumaan aamuneljästä takaisin aamukolmeen
Totuus lisää tuskaa, hän hymähti
Enkä voinut olla ärsyyntymättä siitä, että tiesin hänen olevan oikeassa

Minä säikyn puhelinta
ja kerään kasvojani aamuisin vessan peilistä
En tunne itseäni kovinkaan ehjäksi
mutta hänen mielestään olin silti sopiva
ja sanoi tietävänsä paremmin

Yön pikkutunnit rakastavat kaikkea yksinäisyydestä rakkauteen
Mutta minusta ne tekivät vain väsyneen ja kolutun kehon
valumaan humalaisena ja rampana keittiöstä olohuoneeseen ja vessan kautta eteiseen
Tutkin postiluukun reunoja ja toivon postinkantajaa aamuyöhön
Olenhan hieman kadoksissa

Minä nauroin
Tyhjien katujen on helppo hymyillä
Ne eivät roiku kenenkään naruissa

KIVAMaanantai 29.12.2008 00:33

Meidän pihalla on poliisiautoja ja paloauto ja ambulanssi
ja siellä menee palomiehiä naapuritaloon sammuttimien
ja porukkaa ensiapu laukkujen kanssa

Naapuritalossa vissiin palaa :'s

!!!Maanantai 29.12.2008 00:14

Sain Tiialta lahjaks Mötley Crüen Törkytehdas -kirjan
ja nyt syön graavilohta ja juon finrexinii
sekä kuuntelen Say Anythingii

Mut mun alitajuinen vitutus yrittää puskee pintaan murr