IRC-Galleria

"Kate, get in here!" I yell at my secretary while frantically looking through my desk drawers.
"Where in God's name is my pistol?" I ask her as she steps in.
"You pawned that last month for booze silly." She says smiling and reaches into her purse.
"Here you can have mine." She hands me over a small revolver.
"What's this?" I examine the gun; it's a top break single action revolver with only three chambers but each one is loaded thankfully.
"It's my saturday night special, the only gun I could afford to buy." She says and walks back into the waiting room.
I stick it inside my jacket and gather the rest of my things: a half empty pack of smokes, a wad of single credit bills, all the cash I owned, and my P.I.-badge.
I stuff the lot into my pockets and walk outside.
"You hold down the fort I have to go do something." I say to Kate as I open the front door.
"Where are you going?" She says with a faint of worry on her face.
"I'm going to see Legion." I say and walk out.

Mtrskn sanoo (0:16):
tyhmää aplodeeraa yksin pimeessä huoneessa.. mut pakko on

nipperi sanoo (0:51):
aloin fistaa puita :/

Mtrskn sanoo (0:27):
puhutaan dibessä nikosta imemässä peniksen muotosta mehujäätä.
Mtrskn sanoo (0:28):
päädyttiin että se on liian hot.. instant orgasm

Sam sanoo (1:36):
this song is so good
Sam sanoo (1:36):
you did well there son
Sam sanoo (1:36):
give yourself a pat on the back for that one

Mtrskn sanoo (16:15):
just äsken ku evotin autoo tohon pihatielle
ni just ku olin saanu sen siihe
ja olin sammuttamas autoo ni radiosta kuuluu
"no mutta sehän meni oikein hyvin"

IDDQD sanoo (15:21):
Saksalaisen Hanns Kurthin mukaan lyhytsäärisiä naisia tulee kohdella erittäin varovaisesti.
Heillä kun on taipumusta sekoittaa toisiinsa omavaltaisuus ja luja tahto sekä jääräpäisyys ja tarmo.
Lyhytsäärinen nainen on hyvin itsepintainen, eikä myönnä edes selvästi tekemäänsä virhettä.
IDDQD sanoo (15:22):
tuli heti mieleen missu ;D

Laterum domesticum sanoo (19:58):
oho oho, penikseni on käytettävissänne

Matruusi sanoo (21:12):
vois koittaa saaada joulujuhlaan sen valtavan kankaisen kondoomin tehtyä.

Matruusi sanoo (21:19):
eipä tehdä hätäisiä diagnooseja siellä!
Matruusi sanoo (21:19):
siitä voi tulla vielä elämää rakastava onnellinen valtava kankainen kondomi

Matruusi sanoo (21:20):
"the demonic talking skull"... huhhuh ne on neroja..

Vaeltaja sanoo (21:56):
Ookkos muuten nyt ilonen ku sait paulilta?
Wisa Rantala sanoo (21:57):
Kukaan joka saa Paulilta ei voi olla tuntematta edes hieman katumusta kokemuksesta.
Wisa Rantala sanoo (21:58):
Niin se vaan on.

Matruusi sanoo (22:18):
sepäse juuri! Pauli "jättikangaskondomiteini" Tuovinen

Laterum domesticum sanoo (22:39):
kuulostaa perverssiltä
Laterum domesticum sanoo (22:39):
vähän niinkuin penetraatio

Wisa Rantala sanoo (20:17):
En kontrolloi sitä ollenkaan!

Ghetto Booty, Spacetoes, Indust, pick one sanoo (22:22):
we seriously had to lube up with vaseline
all the way up past our wrist
and get little peices
and dip them in water and lay it on our hands

?Onni. sanoo (22:39):
i love the cock <33

Vaeltaja sanoo (0:43):
She thinks you are a sad person
Sam sanoo (0:43):
that's nice

Sam sanoo (0:46):
yes that's very homosexual, I'm sure Freud would have something to say about that


Matruusi sanoo (18:34):
hömm.. muistanet kun hehkutin etten o vielä kertaakaa ajanu autooni päin..


Matruusi sanoo (18:34):
ei aina voi osata
Matruusi sanoo (18:35):
aina voi olla osaamatta <3

Matruusi sanoo (21:36):
anything for money bebe

Ghetto Booty, Spacetoes, Indust, pick one sanoo (0:07):
if a girl gave you a free boob grab would you not go for it?

IDDQD sanoo (0:40):
Ohjaa vaaleanpunainen dinosaurus läpi kivikauden!

nikokomal sanoo (21:21):
omglolwtf, nikon elämä pyörii animes

Mtrskn sanoo (22:01):
mun neste on lantrattua :(

Mtrskn sanoo (20:20):
joo. arposen kaa. sohvilla istuttiin enimmäkseen. Sohvi on mukava.

Vaeltaja sanoo (19:14):
Help me!
Sam sanoo (19:14):
/help

Mtrskn sanoo (16:27):
MOVE IN IKEIKE -SOLDIERS!

Vaeltaja sanoo (18:59):
Neiti Pauli "jättikangaskomdomiteini" Tuovinen ?
Mtrskn sanoo (18:59):
alat pääsee asian ytimeen

Mtrskn sanoo (18:52):
homot ajattelee ilmastonmuutosta.

Vaeltaja sanoo (9:20):
Toi kuka on kääriytyny tonne peittoonsa....
nikokomal sanoo (9:21):
vois tulla kääriytyy mun peittoo
nikokomal sanoo (9:21):
!!!
nikokomal sanoo (9:21):
unohda edellinen

Mtrskn sanoo (14:53):
kankkulankaivoprojektia siinäkin tuetaan taas

Sam sanoo (0:04):
moght moght

<Tin Grin> sanoo (18:45):
do you have a vagina?

Mtrskn sanoo (23:42):
lechukilla on hillitön nyrkki!

<Tin Grin> sanoo (13:04):
nope i like penis hahhahaha

Mtrskn sanoo (17:02):
Uncle Ben's ja MsPaint - kaikki mitä tarvitset.

Sam sanoo (21:54):
you stud muffin

Mtrskn sanoo (22:10):
äijä kävi huutaa tuolta rappusten alapäästä..
Mtrskn sanoo (22:10):
"abiturus on maskuliini ja abitura on feminiini"

hile || sick and tired sanoo (16:46):
tökkäsin itteeni hakaneulalla tissiin :D

hile || sick and tired sanoo (23:31):
no anna panee maria tossa sängyllä mun vieressä
hile || sick and tired sanoo (23:31):
nyt irinakin meni mukaan

Sam sanoo (20:56):
no reason really, just because even though you're a moody girl at times I like you :D

<Tin Grin> sanoo (22:58):
ill try not to knee you in the balls
<Tin Grin> sanoo (22:59):
ill be extra careful around your goods

Vaeltaja sanoo (23:07):
What movie?
the Lerre- damn sanoo (23:07):
whole ten tards

Sam sanoo (13:22):
you being homoerotic again

Sam sanoo (13:26):
i'd say there's a 70% chance of lazyness

Vaeltaja sanoo (13:37):
Jos mää tuon sulle 25 dvd:tä nii poltaks niille jotai?
Not an option. sanoo (13:37):
hentsua koko setti?

MoraalinvartijaT sanoo (13:42):
montako lonkeroa mahtuu 25 DVDlle?
Not an option. sanoo (13:42):
vitun monta.

nikokomal sanoo (18:37):
Ja niin Niko suhahti keittiön munakellon soitua

<Tin Grin> sanoo (21:49):
bathrobes are scary

Sam sanoo (23:11):
teehee!

Vaeltaja sanoo (15:18):
Jooh vois melkein pukee housut
Mtrskn sanoo (15:19):
jalkaan otto, ei päähän.

the Lerre sanoo (15:00):
you know what i want to do now?
Vaeltaja sanoo (15:00):
Have sex?
the Lerre sanoo (15:01):
well duuuuh
the Lerre sanoo (15:01):
but i didnt mean that

Sam sanoo (0:08):
oh man I just did a really smelly fart
Sam sanoo (0:08):
urghh
Sam sanoo (0:08):
that's bad

Niko sanoo (22:31):
I'm on a neverending quest to find epictits

Niko sanoo (21:56):
mäki haluun pakkomielteen :(

Sam sanoo (1:27):
I'll have you know I bathe three times a year!!!

·$46Niina·$1 sanoo (1:46):
hurjaa, likainen mies

Niko sanoo (14:15):
ne teki YHTÄ VITUN KAKKUA koko SAATANAN jakson PERKELE

Sam sanoo (20:53):
so, got any world domination plans to go with that goatie?
Sam sanoo (20:53):
if so - can I apply for the position of evil henchman?
Sam sanoo (20:53):
or minion
Sam sanoo (20:53):
but I'd rather be a henchman than a minion
Sam sanoo (20:53):
if possible

Vaeltaja sanoo (22:38):
Who doesn't love strange naked chicks!
the Lerre sanoo (22:39):
*raises his hand*

<Tin Grin> sanoo (11:12):
dingleberries are gross

Pikachu-Pauli sanoo (17:17):
barbapapa > all

Sam sanoo (18:08):
ain't nothing emo about the bizkit son

Vaeltaja sanoo (21:54):
Then he starts singing about looking at elf girls from the bushes
Sam sanoo (21:55):
oh dear!

Sam sanoo (21:29):
wish you were here for a bit of duo action actually!

Pauli sanoo (19:37):
spank it

Vaeltaja sanoo (0:46):
Mitäs siä ameriikoissa tapahtuu?
·$46Niina·$1 sanoo (0:46):
pelataan älypäätä älä häirii!!!

Sam sanoo (19:16):
I'm off out for teh evening walk
Sam sanoo (19:16):
in the park
Sam sanoo (19:16):
harrass some ladies etc
Sam sanoo (19:16):
you know how it is

Sam sanoo (23:16):
updating me on the situation with your pants is NOT... repeat NOT considered a desperate situation

Niko sanoo (14:33):
LAMMAS AJO AUTOA
Niko sanoo (14:33):
puri tota yhtä jalkaan sille kasvo sorkka
Niko sanoo (14:33):
SIIS PERKELE

Niko sanoo (19:37):
lähdetkö tanssimaan sateeseen?

Matru sanoo (21:07):
meiän penis näkyy ikkunasta!

·$46Niina·$1 sanoo (22:45):
ohne dick

Sam sanoo (19:16):
did you take your swords and viking hat and sit in the back row waving them like some sort of crazy maniac?
Sam sanoo (19:17):
whilst playing Turisas through some speakers
Vaeltaja sanoo (19:17):
Ofc I did
Sam sanoo (19:17):
excellent.. A+ for you

·$46Niina·$1 sanoo (21:53):
otto on jäätelö!

Sam sanoo (23:04):
I shall carry them in my arse crack
Sam sanoo (23:04):
and will have to walk round with clenched butt cheeks at all times
Sam sanoo (23:04):
so I will look constantly angry

Sam sanoo (10:44):
bang gangs ftw!

I close my eyes and I keep seeing things
Rainbow waterfalls
Sunny liquid dreams
Confusion creeps inside me raining doubt
Gotta get to you
But I don't know how
Call me call me
Let me know it's alright
Call me call me
Don't you think it's 'bout time
Please won't you call and
Ease my mind
Reasons for me to find you
Peace of mind
What can I do
To get me to you

I had your number quite some time ago
Back when we were young
But I had to grow
Ten thousand years I've searched it seems and now
Gotta get to you
Won't you tell me how
Call me call me
Let me know you are there
Call me call me
I wanna know you still care
Come on now won't you
Ease my mind
Reasons for me to find you
Peace of mind
What can I do
To get me to you
Come on now won't you
Ease my mind
Reasons for me to find you
Peace of mind
Reasons for livin my life
Ease my mind
Reasons for me to know you
Peace of mind
What can I do
To get me to you

It started out like any other day. I woke up to the sound of raining pounding on my window. It always rains down here on the lower levels. I slowly rase my head and find myself laying on my desk in my office. I try to get up but my hangover smashes me back down. The sound of the raining hitting the window gets louder and my head feels like I've been up all night getting a beating. I slowly open my desk drawer but the old rusted iron makes a screech that makes my head spin and bring all levels of headache I haven't even imagined. I try again and this time it opens without bringing pain. I dig through the papers in the drawer to find a half empty whiskey bottle and a small bottle of painkillers. I take two pills, put them in my mouth and flush them down with a big zip of whiskey. It burns my throat in a pleasent way and I lay down again smiling this time.

After a few minutes I feel like the drums in my head quiet down and that I can stand up with out throwing up.
I stand up straight and stretch. All that did was rip the back of my jacket. I sigh and take it off. I get up and walk into the small bathroom to the side of my office. I open the sink and wait for the sludge that comes out to turn into what looks remotely like clear water and wash my face. I'd look into the mirror if it wasn't cracked into a million lightings. I look for something to wipe my face but why would I have anything like that. I just use my shirt which turns out to be a bad idea because the stench of puke and cigarettes that comes off it almost makes me faint. I take it off and throw it into a corner of the bathroom. I walk back to my main office and look around. My office is a mess but not enough of a mess to make me care. There's rust on the walls and and it seems the old filing cabinet finally gave into time seeing how there's paper slowly pouring down from the back of the cabinet. I walk back to my desk pick up all the papers on it that and file them in the cabinet. By filing I mean stuffing them in where ever they fit and this just makes the papers pour out faster from the back. I walk back to my desk and pick up the lamp and plaque I seemed to have thrown down during last night. I check that the lamp works which does for some odd reason since nothing ever works here. Then I wipe some of the dust off the plaque and place it in the front of my desk.
"Joseph Slayton, P.I." I read it out loud and laugh out loud.
"Private investigator, haha, such a joke." All I do is get wasted and stare at the rain or get harrassed by the cops for unpaid taxes. Oh well atleast by selling my appartment I bought atleast a month of peace. I look at the clock on my wall and notice that I still have over an hour before my secretary comes to work with a new suit for me to wear.
Oh what would I do without her, she's like a wife except the nagging. I take a look around and wonder if I should clean up atleast a little bit. Then I realise how pointless it would be since the chance of me getting a client is like getting a letter from God saying that I can pop over to heaven whenever I feel like it. I feel hungry but I can't really go outside with what I have on now so I'll just lay down on the floor and wait her to come to work.

I wake up to a ruckuss at the door. I get up and go look what's going on and notice that my secretary has finally arrived.
"Well you sure took your sweet time." I open the door and walk up to her.
"I'm 5 minutes early silly." She says happily as ever God bless her.
"Now here's your suit go put it on while I make tea." She gives me the suit and smiles.
"I don't need tea thanks." I take the suit and walk back into my office.
"It's not for you silly it's for the gentleman waiting in the front room." She says all casual like and walks off.
Her words make me freeze. A client. No, she must be joking. I sneak to the front door and look through the keyhole to see an elderly very rich looking man sitting in the front room. I walk swiftly back to my room and throw my old clothes into the bathroom and get dressed. I tidy the place up the best I can and the sit behind my desk and put some papers on it to make it look like I actually work sometimes. I take a deep breath and press the intercom button.
"Miss Aston will you let the gentleman in please." I say in the politest manner I can.

I watched as the old geezer walked.
"Please sit down." I pointed to the chair infront of my desk.
"Can we get you something, tea perhaps?" And as I said that Julie walked in with the tea wearing that big smile of hers.
She poured him a cup and looked at me but I just shook my head so she walked away.
"So how can I help you today mr...?" I said to the man. He took a zip from the tea and from his manner I could tell he was a money'd individual.
"My name is Smith. But that is not important. What is important is who I represent. And that is the family Giovanni."
I almost swallow my tongue when he said that name. Giovanni. The biggest crime family here in the lower levels. Extortion. Bribery. Murder. Satanic rituals and demon worship. All that and much more is what the mysterious Giovanni is all about.
"Ah I see you regonize the name." Smith says with a smug smile on his face.
"Now that I have your attention. The reason that the family approaches you is that the youngest son has gone missing."
I give him a puzzled look.
"I don't know how to ask this without sounding stupid, but doesn't the Giovanni have more than enough men to search for this missing son of theirs?"
"That would be correct in any other situation but we already know where the youngest Giovanni is, we just need someone to go get him." Smith says calmy and takes another zip of the tea.
"But again can't you just use one of your own men?"
"We could, but the ones holding are out of even the reach of the Giovanni."
"Haha the only ones that are out of their reach is the military and some of the biggest corporations and of course..." I stop there and stare at him.
"Yes. The rebels." He says without even blinking.
"The rebels." I repeat. "So that's why you need me."
"Yes and we will pay more than you would need for your services." Smith continued as calmly as before.
"Ok.... Ok. What are you offering?" I try to calm myself. The damn rebels. Why them? I'd rather go fight a military spider tank with a pointy stick than go against the rebels again.
"We will give you an appartment and offices from the upper mid-levels and a Full Access Citizenship and enough cash to get your buisness restarted."
I try not to look too shocked. Going against the rebels just stopped sounding as bad as before. With a F.A.C -card I could actually visit the upper levels and find him. Finally, after all these years I can have revenge on him. Ok Joe calm down! Time to take it easy, first things first.
"Ok, for those conditions I'll do it." If nothing else honor comes before anything to these Giovanni so if I get their son I will get what they promise.
"So it's decided. You know how to contact us once you have retrieved him." Smith stands up and turns to leave.
"Oh and don't take too long." He says and he walks away.