IRC-Galleria

Carmen: "Ok, every single person in my family adores you!...my mother?...she absolutely loves you!"
Shane: "I love them too.."
Carmen: "You do?"
Shane: "Mhmh...but I wonder how much they'd love me if they knew I was fucking their daughter?"
Carmen: "Uuhh...well I'm wondering who's going to be doing the f*** tonight because you looked pretty girly in that dress you had on!"
Shane: "Well..(lifting up Carmen's dress)..you look a lot girly yourself!"


"She's spaghetti. Straight until wet."

"I know that i'm still gay 101, but I'm a really fast learner
before you know it I'm be advanced placement gay, then graduate level gay and f***
law school I'll take my doctorate in f***ing gay."