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Viimesiä viedään vuodelta 2007, se on fakta. Joten olisi mukavaa jos sinä kertoisit parhaan muiston/hetken minun seurassani vuodelta 2007, tämän jälkeen lisää tämä omaan päiväkirjaasi ja ylläty miten paljon muistoja sinulla on vuodelta 2007.

Molopää on isopäinen kehitysvammaista muistuttava ihmisen ja apinan risteytymä. Molopää ei voi harrastaa liikuntaa erityisistä lakritsi riippuvuudesta johtuvista syistä. Ainoata liikuntaa mitä Molopää voi harrastaa on käveleminen ja sitäkin vain 2 kertaa päivässä 5-10 minuutin ajan. Mikäli Molopää saa liikaa liikuntaa voi tapahtua kauheita ja maapallon tasapaino voi järkkyä. Molopäätä väitetään usein kuvitteelliseksi henkilöksi, mutta tähän sivuseikkaan ei ole saatu vedenpitäviä todisteita.

Molopäiden usein sanomia sanoja ja lausahduksia ovat:

"IRP" (lyhenne eräästä lauseesta, jota ei tässä sovi ilmoittaa) "Classic Lemon" "Pepsi" "Hitman"

Molopäät saattavat usein olla myös ihastuneita isoperseisiin pitkähiuksisiin henkilöihin. Molopäät eivät pärjää hyvin koulussa, ne vain luulevat pärjäävänsä.

1. (2 Points) Nimeni:
2. (6 Points) Sukunimeni:
3. (4 Points) Kukas mulla on "kiikarissa" :
4. (1 Points) Kuinka vanha hän on:
5. (6 Points) Toinen nimeni:
6. (1 Points) Missä käyn koulua:
7. (3 Points) Eläimistä kammoan:
8. (2 Points) Poltanko:
9. (3 Points) Juonko:
10. (1 Point) Onko minulla sisaruksia:
11. (2 Points) Montako/kuka:
12. (2 Points) Yksi harrastukseni:
13. (1 Point) Onko minulla kännykkää:
14. (3 Points) Millaista on mielimusiikkini:
15. (2 Points) Olenko ujo vai ulospäinsuuntautunut:
16. (3 Points) Olenko "kapinallinen" vai noudatanko sääntöjä:
17. (2 Points) Lempivärini:
18. (3 Points) Mainitse jotain, mitä vihaan:
19. (4 Points) Luonteeni:
20. (4 Points) Messenger osoite:
21. (4 Points) Millaiset kengät minulla on:
22. (4 Points) Onko minulla lemmikkejä:
23. (2 Points) Tykkäänkö perheestäni:
24. (5 Points) Äitini on mielestäni:
25. (5 points) Kuinka pitkä olen suunnilleen?
26. (5 Points) Mikä on huonoin tapani:
27. (5 Points) Luokkani:
Kommentoi tähän vastauksesi! (ni mä lasken sit sun pisteet niinQ)

# apasen lämmitin
# Radiomasto
# Muumien siesova kankikikkeli
# alakerran Arska
# Konehuoneen Karpaasi
# kokkihattuhamsteri
# maaöljypumppu
# Mahtivaltikka
# marsalkan sauva
# teleskooppivapa
# ruotsalainen tikkari
# pikku puutarhuri
# varajalka
# pikku veitikka
# taikatunkki
# tahtitolppa
# thorin vasara
# kolmas jalka
# nahkatamppooni
# sokea vakooja Joe
# nahkainen kuumemittari
# Herra Kapteeni
# Yksisilmäinen hírviö
# Solttupoika
# rakkauden miekka
# rippikoulukaveri
# Suonikas kostaja
# lemmentatti
# Lucifer
# herra ihme
# naisten imuri
# purppurapäinen kostaja
# Intsikka
# paavi
# jäpäri
# suola-tirri
# samu-sirkka
# seisokki
# elukka
# herra-huu
# kimbuli
# kärpäs sieni
# tatti-metsän asukki
# lepakko-mies
# pekka alho
# öölanti
# littusen make
# heppu
# herkkutatti
# alaston ase
# riisitikku
# arskan aamupala
# pippelihattu
# käyrä mäyrä
# limatykki
# mahtimiekka
# naimasauva
# marsalkan sauva
# perslapio
# spökölinko
# Pikku Majuri

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tänne ikävään jään
kiinni rautaseinään

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kiinni kylmään terään

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Näin nainen käy suihkussa.

1. Riisuu vaatteet ja laittaa ne pyykkikoriin, jaoteltuna valko- ja kirjopyykkiin.
2. Pukee päällensä kylpytakin ja menee kylpyhuoneeseen. Matkalla hän kohtaa poikaystävänsä, kiristää vähän kylpytakkia ja puolijuoksee loput matkasta.
3. Jää seisomaan peilin eteen ja tarkistelee itseään tarkasti. Rentouttaa vatsaansa ja valittaa, kun hänestä on tullut niin lihava.
4. Menee suihkuun, ottaa esille kasvojen, käsien, jalkojen ja selän pesusienet!
5. Pesee hiukset erikoisshampoolla, joka sisältää avokaadoa, hunajaa ja 42 vitamiinia!
6. Pesee hiukset uudestaan samalla shampoolla!
7. Käyttää erikoishoitoainetta, joka sisältää avokaadoa ja hunajaa, antaa sen vaikuttaa 15 min.
8. Pesee kasvojaan tarkasti 10 min, silkinpehmeällä ja perkeleen kalliilla saippualla, joka sisältää omenoita. Sen jälkeen kasvoilla on sama väri kuin keitetyillä ravuilla.
9. Pesee kehon toisella yhtä kalliilla saippualla, joka sisältää pähkinöitä ja viinimarjoja.
10. Tämän jälkeen hän huuhtelee hoitoaineen pois - tämä kestää 10 min. Hänhän haluaa vain olla varma, että kaikki hoitoaine on poissa, muuten hiuksista tulee raskaita ja litteitä.
11. Ajaa kainalo- ja säärikarvat.
12. Kirkuu, kun poikaystävä leikillään sammuttaa valot.
13. Sammuttaa suihkun.
14. Ravistaa kaiken veden pois päältään suihkussa.
15. Astuu suihkusta ulos Aasian kokoisessa pyyhkeessä kuivattaakseen vartalonsa.
16. Käärii hiukset turbaanille superimutehoiseen pyyhkeeseen.
17. Menee takaisin makuhuoneeseen edellä mainitussa kylpytakissa.
18. Kohtaa poikaystävänsä matkalla, kiristää kylpytakkia lisää ja juoksee huoneeseen. Käyttää tunnin pukemiseen.

Näin mies käy suihkussa.

1. Riisuu vaatteet, kun hän istuu sängyllä, levittää vaatteensa ympäri lattiaa.
2. Kävelee alastomana kylpyhuoneeseen. Matkalla kohtaa tyttöystävänsä, ylpeänä näyttää munansa ja karjuu kuin leijona.
3. Jää seisomaan peilin eteen ja vetää mahansa sisään. Tarkistaa munansa koon, rapsuttaa pallejaan ja sen jälkeen haistelee käsiään.
4. Menee suihkuun vihellellen.
5. Ei etsi pesusientä, koska hän ei moista käytä.
6. Pesee kasvot lähikaupasta ostamallaan saippualla.
7. Pieraisee ja repeää nauruun, koska kylpyhuoneessa on hauska kaiku.
8. Rauhoittuu, mutta repeää kohta taas nauruun kun tuoksu savuttaa hajuaistin.
9. Pesee sukukalleudet ja ympärillä olevan alueen.
10. Pesee perseen saippualla ja jättää karvoja saippuaan.
11. Pesee hiukset jollain shampoolla eikä käytä hoitoainetta.
12. Tekee typerän kampauksen.
13. Ihailee uutta hiusmuotiaan peilistä.
14. Kusee tyytyväisenä suihkun lattiakaivoon.
15. Huuhtelee shampoon ja saippuan ja astuu heti pois suihkusta, mutta ei huomaa, että oli jättänyt vetämättä suihkuverhoa eteen kun meni suihkuun. Joten nyt koko kylpyhuone, vessapaperia myöten on läpimärkä.
16. Kuivattaa itseään nopeasti ja kevyesti.
17. Katsoo taas peiliin ja jäykistää lihaksensa ja tarkistaa munansa koon.
18. Unohtaa sammuttaa valon jälkeensä.
19. Menee takaisin makuuhuoneeseen pieni pyyheliina ympärillään. Kohtaa tyttöystävänsä matkalla, repii heti pyyhkeen pois ja näyttää ylpeänä munansa ja karjuu kuin leijona.
20. Heittää märän pyyhkeen sängylle ja antaa sen olla, pukee päällensä 2:ssa minuutissa.