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Roses are red booger's are green please leave your message on this stupid machine .

Now I lay me down to sleep; Leave a message at the beep. If I should die before I wake, remember to erase the tape.

You've called our number, but we don't care. If we did, we'd be here. So leave a message at the tone, and we'll call you back, when your not home.

A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message.

Hello, this is the ____ residence. We're in the middle of a family fight right now. Leave your name and number at the beep and whoever wins will call you right back.

So long as phones can ring, and eyes can see, leave a message, and I'll get back to thee.

Hello. You are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through the office and don't need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.

Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.

A concatenation of events preclude our coming to the phone. Please speak freely, with magniloquence upon occasion of the tone.

Hi! _____'s answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

Hi, I am a machine. Why do you hate talking to me? I never hurt anyone. Can we talk after the beep?

Hi. I'm home right now, I'm just screening my calls. So start talking and if you're someone I want to speak with I'll pick up the phone. Otherwise, well, what can I say?

Hi. Now you say something.

I am not home to talk to you, But please don't be a creep. Just leave your name and number, At the sound of the...

I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know this is an answering machine? Maybe it's a dream, or maybe it's an illusion, or maybe YOU don't really exist. One way to find out is to leave a message, and if it's reality, I will call you back.

This call may be recorded or monitored for quality and training purposes. If you don't wish this call to be monitored or recorded, then please let the answering machine know when you leave your message.

Hello, you have reached the _______ family and we can not come to the phone right now. Please leave your name, phone number, short message, social security number, and credit card number and we will call you when we're done shopping.

IÂ’m sorry, IÂ’ve been trying to break the record for "the most calls missed" if its a emergency or your dying or something, please hold on till the record is broken. And I will call you back.

I'm only here in spirit at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and number, I will get back to you as soon as I'm here in person.

Just put on a recording of a busy signal.

Knock, knock. (Pause. Caller thinks, "Who's there?") Isn't that *my* question? (Pause.) Please leave a message...

My time is billed at $125 per hour. Please begin your message with your MasterCard or Visa number, card type, and date of expiration. I'll get back to you pending credit approval.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
Roses are red, some willows weep, please leave your message, after the beep.
Hi, we aren't in at the moment, if you are trying to sell us something please start speaking now and hang up at the beep, everyone else start speaking at the beep and hang up when you've finished.

I'm not here, so say goodbye, or leave a message, and I'll reply.


"Hi, you have reached the Borg collective. Please leave your name and star system and we'll assimilate you as soon as we can."

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you
The roses have wilted, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head
The roses stink, sorta like sheep
But leave your name, number, and message after the beep
The roses are molding, the violets are rotten
And I might call you back, if I haven't forgotten

This is a test. This is a test of the Answering Machine Broadcast System. This is only a test.

We might be in, we might be out, but leave a message and you might find out!



"Hello? ...Hello? ...Hellooo? I'm sorry, you're gonna have to speak
up, I can't hear you... That's 'cuz I'm not home! Leave a message.
BEEP."


Hi. This is John:
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

You are dazed, bewildered, trapped in a world with no time, where color collides with sound, and shadows explode. You see a sign up ahead. This is no ordinary answering device; this is "The Twilight Phone"



Talk to the phone, the face ain't home, please leave a message, after the tone. BEEP!

These words are lovely dark and deep
But I've got promises to keep
and miles to go before I sleep
So leave a message at the beep.