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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm GAY, so I MUST want every straight man alive

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store

I'm AFRICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister

I'm A DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I WEAR SHORT SKIRTS , so I MUST be a slut

I'm PUNK, so I MUST do drugs

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big cock

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be emo

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS,so I MUST be sleeping with them

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be stupid

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy

Im a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm BLACK, so I MUST have a big dick

I'm a HOOKER, so I MUST have crabs

I do DRUGS, so i MUST be making nothing of myself in life

I'm SHORT so I must be a MIDGET

I'm FRENCH so I MUST eat frogs

I'm BI so I MUST like every guy i see

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MIAMI.
A vampire's city - hot, teeming, and embracingly beautiful. Melting pot, marketplace, playground. Where the desperate and the greedy are locked in subversive commerce, and the sky belongs to everyone, and the beach goes on forever; and the lights outshine the heavns, and the sea is as warm as blood.
Miami. The happy hunting ground of the devil.

~.~

Noin kirjoitti Anne Rice Miamista kirjaansa Queen Of The Damned. Eli menen Miamiin kahdeksi viikoksi, lähen huomenna. Joten son moro <3

anteeksi etten saanut ostettua lahjoja ainakaan viellä kuin ihan muutamalle ihmiselle. anteeksi etten lähettänyt kortteja vaikka piti, ei ollut rahaa postimerkkeihin. MUTTA HYVÄÄ JOULUA JA TAVTAAN PIAN.

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