I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm GAY, so I MUST want every straight man alive
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm AFRICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm A DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I WEAR SHORT SKIRTS , so I MUST be a slut
I'm PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big cock
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be emo
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS,so I MUST be sleeping with them
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be stupid
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy
Im a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm BLACK, so I MUST have a big dick
I'm a HOOKER, so I MUST have crabs
I do DRUGS, so i MUST be making nothing of myself in life
I'm SHORT so I must be a MIDGET
I'm FRENCH so I MUST eat frogs
I'm BI so I MUST like every guy i see