You just have to laugh at the thought of some rich magazine editor looking at the contact sheet, selecting the useable photos and then pulling them up on the screen for the airbrusher going “INFLATE HER HAIR A LITTLE. OH CHRIST WHITTLE DOWN THOSE KNEEES. GET RID OF THEIR MUSCLE TONE BEFORE I KILL MYSELF. THEIR SHOULDERS ARE JUST- SOMEONE DO THEM A FAVOR AND REMOVE THEIR FAT ASS SCAPULAS BEFORE THEY WEAR TANK TOPS IN PUBLIC AGAIN. MAKE HER HAND SKINNIER. WHAT IS SHE, 90 YEARS OLD? BRING HER TITS UP FOR FUCK’S SAKE! AND FOR THE LOVE OF SHIT MAKE BLAKE LIVELY ONE EIGHTH OF AN INCH TALLER BEFORE I THROW UP ALL OVER YOUR KEYBOARD. THE HIPS I DON’T HAVE TO EVEN MENTION, RIGHT DAVID? GOOD. HAVE THIS SHIT ON MY DESK BY 2.”