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Moe: Who is gonna knock you down?
Homer: No one!

Moe: When are u gonna figh back?
Homer: Never!


Moe: What are you gonna do?
Homer: Nothing!

[ ] Both of your parents are Finnish.
[ ] You were born in Finland.
[x] Your last name ends with either -nen or -la/-lä.
[ ] You know at least five people, whose names are Matti/Pekka/Juhani/Liisa/Susanna/Elina.
[ ] Your name is Matti/Pekka/Juhani/Liisa/Susanna/Elina.
[ ] You are an alcoholic.
[x] You are/have been depressed or know at least five people who are/have been depressed.
[ ] It is a huge media event when a foreign B-list celebrity mentions your homeland.
[ ] To you "tan" means being a different colour than a frost of snow.
[x] You are infinitely interested in what foreigners have to say about your homeland.

Score so far: 3

[ ] You like pea soup and know which dessert and day of the week it should go with.
[x] You love chocolate and/or salmiakki.
[x] You love rye bread.
[ ] You have bought "sausage and potato" from a fast food stand.
[ ] You have fought at a fast food stand queue.
[ ] You drink multiple cups of coffee in a day.
[ ] You eat potato almost every day.
[ ] Independence day should be celebrated by lighting two candles and watching how the president shakes hands with celebrities for two hours.
[ ] You still reminisce the ice hockey world championship in 1995.
[ ] You still reminisce how "aja hiljaa sillalla" as pronounced by Aino Ackté won the title of most beautiful sentence in the Paris World Fair in 1900.

Score so far: 5

[ ] You go "Nordic walking" (walking with two poles).
[ ] You listen to heavy music.
[ ] You watch formula 1 and/or ski jumping.
[x] You pick berries and/or go mushrooming.
[x] You have or your family has a summer cottage.
[ ] You celebrate Midsummer.
[ ] You sauna bathe on a regular basis.
[ ] You think that hugging is for lovers.
[ ] You speak English with a foreigner, even though you know that (s)he understands Finnish. Then again you speak Finnish with a foreigner, even though you know that (s)he doesn't understand it.
[ ] Most songs that aren't in minor are not good.

Score so far: 7

[ ] You own something that's by Marimekko.
[ ] You own a product with Marimekko's "Unikko" pattern on it.
[ ] You have dishes/kitchen supplies by Iittala/Arabia/Hackman.
[ ] You read the "Donald Duck" magazine.
[ ] You love Moomins.
[ ] When talking about the president, you talk about "it," when talking about a pet guinea pig you talk about "him/her."
[x] You don't find lakes to be exotic.
[ ] You know that you're not supposed to talk in the mornings.
[ ] You wait for the traffic light to turn green, even though there are no cars around.
[ ] You find it normal that you don't run into a single person when on a walk.

Score so far: 8

[x] Indoors it's too cold if it's not at least 20°C.
[ ] Outdoors 20°C is too hot.
[ ] Less than 65°C in a sauna is cold.
[x] You don't have to wear a hat outside in sub zero temperatures.
[ ] You know at least five words for different types of snow.
[ ] If a stranger smiles at you, you expect that (s)he is either drunk or foreign.
[ ] To you "European" means a person who's from Western Europe but not the Nordic countries.
[ ] There are supposed to be silences within conversations and they don't bother you at all.
[ ] You apologise for being even a minute late.
[ ] You understand, that "m" means "yes," "nngg" means "no" and "mnt" means "good morning."

Final score: 10
Multiply your score by two and you'll have your Finnish percentage. 20%
Make "I am _% Finnish!" the title of your note.

rjoy_sweetness: what are british websites though?
rjoy_sweetness: and are they in english?

now i can officially say that I'm DJ's girlfriend. :P But it isn't yet so awesome as many would think. but I think it will get a lot better soon :)

voihan vittu! Miks suomen pitää olla niin vitun paska maa?? Suomi sopii vain ihmisille ketkä puhuu suomea. Ulkomaalaset joutuu AINA syrjinnän kohteeksi. Suomi haluaa olla niin kansainvälinen jne jne. Mikään ei tule muuttumaan ellei suomalaisten vittumainen asene tule muuttumaan!! Kuinka kukaan ulkomaalainen haluaa tulla Suomeen jos joka paikassa vaaditaan alusta alkaen täydellistä suomen kielen osaamista?? Pitää oikeesti nostaa hattua niille ketkä ei saa kunnolla suomea ja párjää näin vittumaisessa maassa. Argh, menee vaan niin hermot!!!!!!

plooh, niin kuuma ja hiostava ilma ettei untakaan oikeen saa :S toivottavasti auttaa ku kuuntelee näitä muumibiisejä :P:P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw4g8mWgxK4&feature=related

oispa noita jossain lisaa!!

Jippiii!! Ihan kohta synttärit!!!! :) Jeejee, oon saanu jo lahjaks uima-altaan ja bikinit :P

jyrsijä juoksupyörässä: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=36101631

awww, kisut kuntoilemassa: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=33928883

jeeee, Hollantiin taas 15. päivä! :)

hahhaaa, hyvaa paasiaista kaikille taalta sateisesta alankomaasta :) Ei taas yhtaan tekisi mieli palata kylmaan suomeen kun on niin tottunut tahan ymparistoon :(