"Sasuke, I found you! Come back to the village!"
"I can't"
"But I love you!"
*stare*
*blink*
"Come with me, Naruto"
*grabs his wrist and pulls him behind some wall or whatever large stucture happens to be there at the moment*
"Sasuke, what are you doing?"
*molest*
and then they have sex.
and this is what it will look like
because if after nearly 400 chapters you havent noticed the blazing sexual tension between them, then you're retarded.