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Ihmissuhde-aiheiselta keskustelupalstalta, jossa eräs mies purki tuntojaan:
Olen jo pitkään epäillyt, että vaimoni on uskoton. Usein käy niin että kännykkä soi toistuvasti ja hän vain vilkaisee puhelimeen ja katkaisee soiton vastaamatta siihen.
Hän on usein "tyttöjen" kanssa ulkona, ja kun kysyn keiden tyttöjen, on kyseessä aina joku työkaveri jota en tunne. Olen yrittänyt seurata ikkunasta kun hän palaa taksilla kotiin, mutta hän kävelee aina viimeisen korttelivälin ja minä ainoastaan kuulen kuinka auto ajaa matkoihinsa. Mahtaako olla taksikaan?
Pari päivää sitten halusin tarkistaa kellonajan hänen kännykästään, ja hän sai siitä huutoraivarin kiljuen ettei hänen kännykkäänsä saa koskea ja että minä kyylään. En ole halunnut kovistella häntä tästä asiasta ja luulen etten edes halua tietää totuutta asiasta, mutta eilisiltana päätin kuitenkin tarkistaa tilanteen. Jäin väijyyn asuntomme lähellä olevaan puistikkoon pensaan juurelle röllipuku päällä ja kivääri kädessä.
Pitkähkön odottamisen jälkeen lähistölle pysähtyikin mersu jossa vaimoni suuteli kiihkeästi minulle täysin tuntematonta miestä.
Siirryin piiloon oman autoni taakse, etteivät he havaitsisi minua.
Siinä kyykkiessäni huomasin autossani alkavaa ruostetta takalokasuojan kaaressa.
Pitäisikö minun teidän mielestänne vaihtaa koko kaari vai asentaa vain uusi levikeosa?
Nimim. Epätietoinen

Antti on maailman ihanin <3
Meillä menee ihan superi hyvin<3
Ja minä olen maailman onnellisin likka <3
Tietäkää kaikki se :)

"Mehiläisethän diggaa hunajaa iha superina, niin onks se sitte niinku niin että mä oon mehiläinen ja antti on hunajaa" :'D

Ihan paras juttu!

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ei jessus kristus..

Soihdut sammuu,väki nukkuu. eihän nuku tänään bileet on se juttu.
Kuusen alla lahjavuori, mut joulumuori on yhä nuori................

heiluta sun joulukinkkua... hei heiluta sun joulukinkkua..hei heiluta sun joulukinkkua... joulukinkkua...joulukinkkua

"Anna se soija , hei tuokaa se soija tänne"

"Hei jätkät, mulla jäi viime kiertueelta vähän piparia yli, että maistuisko teillekki"?

"Ai piparia ois tarjolla"?

IHAN PARAS BIISI...

6 truths of life:

1) You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

2) All idiots, after reading thr first truth, try it.

3) The first truth is a lie.

4) You're smiling now cause you are a idiot.

5) You will soon forward this to another idiot.

6) Theres still a stupid smile on your face.

haahaaha!!!

CHARDÄÄN!!!!!

MENNEISYYS

1.Mitä teit 6 tuntia sitten?
olin tunnilla

2. Mitä joit viimeksi?
kahvia

3. Koska nauroit viimeksi kunnolla?
- Eilen!

4. Mitä ostit viimeksi?
Always ultria

5. Missä olit, ennen kuin viimeksi tulit kotiin?
- antilla

6. Minkä numeron sait viime kokeestasi?
8:n

7. Mikä oli viime todistuksesi keskiarvo?
- riittävän hyvä mulle

8. Mistä näit viimeksi unta?
-että autokouluopettajan kans oltiin laskuvarjo hyppäämässä sit se teki jonku källin mulle että mun varjo ei aukeaiskaan sekoa, tiedän..

9. Kenelle puhuit viimeksi?
-Annelle

.::NYKYHETKI::.

1. Mitä sinulla on juuri päällä?
college housut ja huppari

2. Mitä syöt/juot juuri?
- ingenting

3. Paljonko rahaa sinulla on tällä hetkellä?
- 50cnt

4. Millä tuulella olet juuri?
- väsyny, jännittää huominen yms..

5. Millainen sää ulkona?
-sateinen, kylmä

6. Oletko tyytyväinen elämääsi tällä hetkellä?
- joo!

7. Mikä musiikki soi?
-ei mikään

8. Mitä sinun pitäisi olla juuri tekemässä?
- opinnäytetyötä!
9. Mitä sinun tekisi juuri mieli syödä/tehdä/jne?
- ryypätä. :D
10. Miten hiuksesi ovat juuri?
- auki suorana :D

.::TULEVAISUUS::.

1. Mitä aiot tänään vielä tehdä?
-kattoo salatut ja polttaa tupakkia.ja lähettää varmaa muutaman viestin.<jännä>

2. Mitä kokeita/muita koulujuttuja sinulla on tulossa?
erityis pedagogiikan koe ja kirkon rakenteet

3. Mitä aiot ostaa seuraavaksi?
en tiiä kuule.

4. Mitä aiot tehdä viikon kuluttua?
- vittuuntua lukiossa

5. Entä huomenna?
- esittää päättötyöni

6. Mitä toivoisit tulevaisuudeltasi?
- rakkautta, onnea, terveyttä, lapsia.

7. mihin ammattiin uskot päätyväsi?
- johkain joka liittyy lapsiin.

8. Mitä uskot tekeväsi tunnin kuluttua?
- katsoa salkkareita

9. Kenet ihmisen luulet nyt seuraavaksi näkevän?
- annen tai katjan

Kirjoita 10 kaverisi nimet alle, ja mene sitten tänne: http://servut.us/ZuiGe/Misc./insulter/ ja katso mitä kaveristasi sanotaan ja katso vielä lopuksi mitä itsestäsi sanotaan.

Joanna: On perverssi invalidi
Antti: on munan mittainen pummi
Jutta:on munaton pyromaani
Anne: on isonenäinen teinixi
Tiina:on sänkileukainen rattopoika O_o
Terhi: on tyylilleen uskollinen himovemputtaja !!
Pasi: pasi on munaton n00b
Sina:on heikkopäinen harjoitustyttö
Hanna:on pahamaineninen no-lifettäjä
Minttu:on arveluttava pedofiili
Minä:olen perverssi mokkeri.. ??

selevä.

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auta kissaa valloittamaan irc-galleria
lisäämällä tämä sinunkin päiväkirjaasi :D

Lähtisitkö kahville, jos joku poika kysyisi?
jos ne ois jokku treffit niin en, jos ihan muuten vaan niin miks en..

Kertoisitko suurimman salaisuutesi henkilölle, jota halasit viimeksi?
no voisin varmasti kertoakkin.

Muuttaisitko asumaan maahan, jossa kävit viimeksi?
en ikänä!

Menisitkö koulukuvaukseen vaatteilla, jotka sinulla on nyt päällä?
joo.

Laulaisitko karaokessa kappaletta, jota viimeisimpänä lauloit?
anna abreun end of love.. voisin laulaakki

Ketä ajattelit viimeksi?
Tais olla tuo kalliokosken poika

Suutelisitko henkilöä, jota viimeisimpänä ajattelit?
ihan varmasti

Milloin viimeksi kerroit jollekin rakastavasi ketään?
eilen

Suuttuisitko parhaalle ystävällesi, jos hän ihastuisi samaan henkilöön kuin sinä?
kai mä jotain riivailisin

Löisitkö henkilöä, jonka takia viimeksi itkit?
En koskiskaan. ei se mitää muuttais. hakkaisin sanoilla paljo pahemmin.

Oletko hiljainen vai äänekäs?
ristuksen hölösuu!

Kenestä ihmisestä pidät eniten?
vaikee lähtee laittaan järjestykseen. murusta ainaki

Kenestä ihmisestä pidät vähiten?
no onhan noita!

Kenelle haluaisit antaa pusun poskelle?
tällä hetkellä varmaan terhille!

Rakastatko oikeasti ketään koko sydämesi pohjasta?
siltä se nyt on viime aikoina ainaki tuntunu

Lähtisitkö ulkomaille, jos voittaisit lotossa?
totta vitussa.

Kuka on sinulle tärkein ihminen maailmassa?
kaikki rakkaat!

Kuka viimeksi katsoi sinua pitkään?
hmm..... antti varmaan.

Rakastatko montaa ihmistä?
kyllä.

Onko sinua pussannut kukaan viimeisen kuukauden aikana?
Oooon

Soittaisitko häissäsi kappaletta, jota viimeisimpänä kuuntelit?
End of love? hah.. en usko!

Kuka teillä kävi viimeksi kylässä?
opiston kämpässä terhi, toises kodis hmm... varmaan antti päissään

Mitä kaverisi sanoi sinulle viimeksi?
että tulee opistolle kattoo pakoa kasetilta tai jtn

Kuka sinulle on viimeksi soittanut?
tuota tuota.. tiina, aamulla.

Kenelle et ole vastannut viimeksi?
pikkuveljelle.

Kenelle soitit viimeksi?
sussulle

Oletko rauhallinen ihminen?
lienee minulta mahdoton tehtävä.

Tylsistytkö helposti?
todellaki.

Milloin olet viimeksi kaatunut pyörällä?
tossa talvella kännissä.


Komedia vai kauhu?
molempi parempi

Minkälainen sää siellä on?
aurinko tuolta koittaa pilkottaa.. aika tuulista.

Onko sinulla vilkas mielikuvitus?
on

Ketä halasit viimeksi?
anttia.

Mikä on huonoin vaatekauppa minkä tiedät?
kaustisen herttarouva ja menopäällä !!!

Mikä oli viime todistuksesi keskiarvo?
4.6 niin ja arvostelu täällä tosiaan 1-5 ettette ihmettele lukion puolelta keskiarvo taiski olla jotain 7.6 hujakoilla.