IRC-Galleria

MENNEISYYS

1.Mitä teit 6 tuntia sitten?
olin tunnilla

2. Mitä joit viimeksi?
kahvia

3. Koska nauroit viimeksi kunnolla?
- Eilen!

4. Mitä ostit viimeksi?
Always ultria

5. Missä olit, ennen kuin viimeksi tulit kotiin?
- antilla

6. Minkä numeron sait viime kokeestasi?
8:n

7. Mikä oli viime todistuksesi keskiarvo?
- riittävän hyvä mulle

8. Mistä näit viimeksi unta?
-että autokouluopettajan kans oltiin laskuvarjo hyppäämässä sit se teki jonku källin mulle että mun varjo ei aukeaiskaan sekoa, tiedän..

9. Kenelle puhuit viimeksi?
-Annelle

.::NYKYHETKI::.

1. Mitä sinulla on juuri päällä?
college housut ja huppari

2. Mitä syöt/juot juuri?
- ingenting

3. Paljonko rahaa sinulla on tällä hetkellä?
- 50cnt

4. Millä tuulella olet juuri?
- väsyny, jännittää huominen yms..

5. Millainen sää ulkona?
-sateinen, kylmä

6. Oletko tyytyväinen elämääsi tällä hetkellä?
- joo!

7. Mikä musiikki soi?
-ei mikään

8. Mitä sinun pitäisi olla juuri tekemässä?
- opinnäytetyötä!
9. Mitä sinun tekisi juuri mieli syödä/tehdä/jne?
- ryypätä. :D
10. Miten hiuksesi ovat juuri?
- auki suorana :D

.::TULEVAISUUS::.

1. Mitä aiot tänään vielä tehdä?
-kattoo salatut ja polttaa tupakkia.ja lähettää varmaa muutaman viestin.<jännä>

2. Mitä kokeita/muita koulujuttuja sinulla on tulossa?
erityis pedagogiikan koe ja kirkon rakenteet

3. Mitä aiot ostaa seuraavaksi?
en tiiä kuule.

4. Mitä aiot tehdä viikon kuluttua?
- vittuuntua lukiossa

5. Entä huomenna?
- esittää päättötyöni

6. Mitä toivoisit tulevaisuudeltasi?
- rakkautta, onnea, terveyttä, lapsia.

7. mihin ammattiin uskot päätyväsi?
- johkain joka liittyy lapsiin.

8. Mitä uskot tekeväsi tunnin kuluttua?
- katsoa salkkareita

9. Kenet ihmisen luulet nyt seuraavaksi näkevän?
- annen tai katjan

Kirjoita 10 kaverisi nimet alle, ja mene sitten tänne: http://servut.us/ZuiGe/Misc./insulter/ ja katso mitä kaveristasi sanotaan ja katso vielä lopuksi mitä itsestäsi sanotaan.

Joanna: On perverssi invalidi
Antti: on munan mittainen pummi
Jutta:on munaton pyromaani
Anne: on isonenäinen teinixi
Tiina:on sänkileukainen rattopoika O_o
Terhi: on tyylilleen uskollinen himovemputtaja !!
Pasi: pasi on munaton n00b
Sina:on heikkopäinen harjoitustyttö
Hanna:on pahamaineninen no-lifettäjä
Minttu:on arveluttava pedofiili
Minä:olen perverssi mokkeri.. ??

selevä.

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auta kissaa valloittamaan irc-galleria
lisäämällä tämä sinunkin päiväkirjaasi :D

Lähtisitkö kahville, jos joku poika kysyisi?
jos ne ois jokku treffit niin en, jos ihan muuten vaan niin miks en..

Kertoisitko suurimman salaisuutesi henkilölle, jota halasit viimeksi?
no voisin varmasti kertoakkin.

Muuttaisitko asumaan maahan, jossa kävit viimeksi?
en ikänä!

Menisitkö koulukuvaukseen vaatteilla, jotka sinulla on nyt päällä?
joo.

Laulaisitko karaokessa kappaletta, jota viimeisimpänä lauloit?
anna abreun end of love.. voisin laulaakki

Ketä ajattelit viimeksi?
Tais olla tuo kalliokosken poika

Suutelisitko henkilöä, jota viimeisimpänä ajattelit?
ihan varmasti

Milloin viimeksi kerroit jollekin rakastavasi ketään?
eilen

Suuttuisitko parhaalle ystävällesi, jos hän ihastuisi samaan henkilöön kuin sinä?
kai mä jotain riivailisin

Löisitkö henkilöä, jonka takia viimeksi itkit?
En koskiskaan. ei se mitää muuttais. hakkaisin sanoilla paljo pahemmin.

Oletko hiljainen vai äänekäs?
ristuksen hölösuu!

Kenestä ihmisestä pidät eniten?
vaikee lähtee laittaan järjestykseen. murusta ainaki

Kenestä ihmisestä pidät vähiten?
no onhan noita!

Kenelle haluaisit antaa pusun poskelle?
tällä hetkellä varmaan terhille!

Rakastatko oikeasti ketään koko sydämesi pohjasta?
siltä se nyt on viime aikoina ainaki tuntunu

Lähtisitkö ulkomaille, jos voittaisit lotossa?
totta vitussa.

Kuka on sinulle tärkein ihminen maailmassa?
kaikki rakkaat!

Kuka viimeksi katsoi sinua pitkään?
hmm..... antti varmaan.

Rakastatko montaa ihmistä?
kyllä.

Onko sinua pussannut kukaan viimeisen kuukauden aikana?
Oooon

Soittaisitko häissäsi kappaletta, jota viimeisimpänä kuuntelit?
End of love? hah.. en usko!

Kuka teillä kävi viimeksi kylässä?
opiston kämpässä terhi, toises kodis hmm... varmaan antti päissään

Mitä kaverisi sanoi sinulle viimeksi?
että tulee opistolle kattoo pakoa kasetilta tai jtn

Kuka sinulle on viimeksi soittanut?
tuota tuota.. tiina, aamulla.

Kenelle et ole vastannut viimeksi?
pikkuveljelle.

Kenelle soitit viimeksi?
sussulle

Oletko rauhallinen ihminen?
lienee minulta mahdoton tehtävä.

Tylsistytkö helposti?
todellaki.

Milloin olet viimeksi kaatunut pyörällä?
tossa talvella kännissä.


Komedia vai kauhu?
molempi parempi

Minkälainen sää siellä on?
aurinko tuolta koittaa pilkottaa.. aika tuulista.

Onko sinulla vilkas mielikuvitus?
on

Ketä halasit viimeksi?
anttia.

Mikä on huonoin vaatekauppa minkä tiedät?
kaustisen herttarouva ja menopäällä !!!

Mikä oli viime todistuksesi keskiarvo?
4.6 niin ja arvostelu täällä tosiaan 1-5 ettette ihmettele lukion puolelta keskiarvo taiski olla jotain 7.6 hujakoilla.

Miksi miehet kuluttavat niin paljon kaloreita naidessaan?
- Koska panon jälkeen he juoksevat ympäri kaupunkia kehumassa siitä kavereilleen.

Miksi miehet masturboivat?
- Saa harrastaa seksiä rakkaimpansa kanssa.

Miksi miehet nousevat keskellä yötä sängystä?
- 25 % mennäkseen jääkaapille, 25 % mennäkseen vessaan ja 50 % mennäkseen kotiin.

Miksi miehet pitävät kalastuksesta?
- Koska silloin heillä on mahdollisuus kerran elämässään kuulla naisen suusta sanat: Vau miten iso!

Miksi mies muuttuu älykkäämmäksi rakastelun ajaksi?
- Se on kytkettynä neroon.

Miksi mies nukahtaa heti seksin jälkeen?
- Että nainen voi runkata rauhassa homman loppuun.

Miksi nainen ei räpäytä silmiään esileikin aikana?
- Hän ei ehdi.

Miksi tarvitaan miljoona siittiötä yhden munasolun hedelmöittämiseen?
- Miesten tapaan siittiötkään eivät pysähdy kysymään ajo-ohjeita.

Mikä on miehen esileikki?
- Puoli tuntia vonkaamista.

Mikä on miehen käsitys raskaasta työstä?
- Rintaliivien tuplahakasten aukaiseminen.

Mikä on miesten yleisin kolmiottelu?
- Yöjuoksu, huulenheitto ja syrjähyppy.

Millainen on maailman nopein mies?
- Sellainen, joka nukahtaa ennen kuin tulee.

Mitkä ovat kolme tapaa millä nainen saa tehtyä miehen onnelliseksi?
- Tapa 1: Antaa pillua.
- Tapa 2: Antaa pillua.
- Tapa 3: Antaa pillua.

Mitä yhteistä on miehellä ja hiirellä?
-Molemmat löytävät reiän pimeässä.

Mitä yhteistä on miehillä ja golfpalloilla?
- Menevät reiältä reiälle.

Mitä yhteistä on miehillä ja mikroaaltouuneilla?
- Kolmekymmentä sekuntia ja valmista on.

Miehen elämän ensimmäinen kokemus on tulla ulos naisen vartalosta.
Lopun elämäänsä hän käyttääkin sitten päästäkseen takaisin sisään.

Löydätkö C -kirjaimen ?

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Kun löysit C:n...

Etsi 6:nen!

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Kun löysit 6:sen...

Etsi N -kirjain! [Jo vähän vaikeampaa!]

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Kun löysit N -kirjaimen...

Etsi Y -kirjain!

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Kun löysit Y- kirjaimen...

Etsi W- kirjain!

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BUJASHAKA!!!

viikonloppu takana ja elämä eessä
Oltiin poikien kans provinssissa ja oli yli siisti reissu.. !
Perjantain oleskelin leirintä-alueella ja lauantaina ostin lipun provinssi-alueelle.vittu että voi ihminen olla viisas.. maksoin 60e siitä ilosta et kuuntelin zen cafen kolme biisiä ja apulannan kaks biisiä ja pmmp:n yhen biisin puoliks! Loppu aika meniki harhaillessa ja isoveliä ettiessä..

Noo mut mukavaa oli ja kalja maistu!

KESÄLOMA!! JEE!!

Lukiojakson arvosanat:

Äikkä: 8
Enkku: 8
Maantieto: 8
Uskonto: 9
Ruotti: 7
Historia: 7
Psykologia: 9
Kemia: 4 eli HYLÄTTY!! vittu ku ärsyttää.. No syksyllä uusiin koe. Ei auta.. Nyt kävi näin

Hyvää kesää kaikille

kerro minulle mitä tekisit jos..

1.kertoisin rakastavani sinua?
2.itkisin yksin ja näkisit sen?
3.en huomaisikaan sinua?
4.kuolisin?
5.suutelisin sinua yllättäen?
6.en tahtoisikaan olla ystäväsi enää?
7.kertoisin olevani kuolemansasairas?
8.sanoisin voittaneeni lotossa?
9.sanoisin että housuissani onki oikeasti kulli!


Nyt lisää tämä omaan päiväkirjaasi, sekä lisää loppuun yksi kysymys.

ETUNIMESI ALKUKIRJAIN
A=runkkasin
B=söin
C=matkin
D=esitin
E=hakkasin
F=puin
G=väritin
H=oksensin
I=raiskasin
J=nain
K=kokkasin
L=etsin
M=suutelin
N=nuolin
O=kaveerasin
P=nukutin
Q=kiusasin
R=mulkoilin
S=tapoin
T=pahoinpitelin
U=meikkasin
V=nussin
W=taputtelin
X=pitelin
Y=heitin
Z=ulostin
Å=tönäisin
Ä=ruoskin
Ö=raavin

HIUSTESI VÄRI
mustat=viime yönä
tumman ruskeat=eilen
vaalean ruskeat=2 päivää sitten
punaiset=vuosi sitten
vaaleahkot=viime viikolla
blondit=tunti sitten

SYNTYMÄPÄIVÄSI
1=pulkkamäessä
2=liikuntatunnilla
3=kaverin synttäreillä
4=televisiossa
5=levytysstudiossa
6=saunassa
7=jääkiekko-ottelussa
8=sängyssä
9=isosiskon kämpillä
10=autossa
11=koulubussissa
12=lentokentällä
13=uimahallissa
14=lomajahdilla
15=hississä
16=näytelmäkerhossa
17=mummolassa
18=vaatekaupassa
19=strippibaarissa
20=koirankopissa
21=korukaupassa
22=mallitoimistossa
23=tädin häissä
24=ravintolassa
25=hautajaisissa
26=eläintarhassa
27=homobaarissa
28=navetassa
29=metsässä
30=hotellissa
31=ruotsin risteilyllä

SYNTYMÄVUOTESI
1982 ja siitä alaspäin=hammaslääkäriä
1983=opettajaani
1984=leijonaa
1985=takapuolta
1986=tuntematonta poikaa
1987=kissaamme
1988=penistä
1989=homoa
1990=ohikulkijaa
1991=stripparia
1992=naapurin mummoa
1993=isoveljen kaveria
1994=terapeuttiani
1995 ja siitä ylöspäin=rinnakkaisluokan priimusta

KENGÄN NUMERO
35 ja sitä pienempi=ja se oli söpöä
36=ja se kuvasi hyvin persoonaani
37=enkä tajua miksi tein sen
38=ja se oli niin ihana
39=ja se oli kauheinta mitä olen kokenut
40=ja voisin tehdä sen uudestaan vaikka heti
41=ja se oli märkää puuhaa
42 ja sitä isompi=ja siinä hommassa meni käsi kipsiin

MISSÄ OLET NYT
omassa huoneessa= ja kaiken lisäksi jäi traumoja
tietokonehuoneessa= koska tein sen omalla tavallani
kirjastossa= enkä pitänyt siitä muutenkaan
olohuoneessa= enkä tajua miksi tein sen
kaverilla/sukulaisella= koska osasin sen niin hyvin
kulkuneuvossa= mutta nykyään pelkään sitä
keittiössä= enkä mielestäni edes osannut sitä
muualla= mutta en kadu sitä yhtään.

Kokkasin eilen navetassa homoa ja se oli kauheinta mitä olen kokenut, mutta en kadu sitä yhtään..

^ just