"Poor Ryan Ross, Bob thinks. Somebody must really dislike him up there, making him soul mates with a—admittedly really cute—hyperactive five year old in a young man’s body."
"Pretty much everyone but Patrick can see how much Pete wants him, and Pete, being the half-grown man with the emotional maturity of a seven year old that he is, uses the only way he knows how to express this—namely, by being as annoying as possible."