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You and I are going to stop being all emo and help each other forget the things that have hurt us in the past. Can we do that?

Pete Wentz is fluent in five languages. One of them is Ryan Ross.

Pete has already picked out the names of the three kids he plans to have with Patrick. He hasn't told Patrick, but he has discussed it with Brendon, who plans to name his and Ryan's children after Disney princesses.

Jon Walker writes bodice-ripper style romance novels under a pen-name. Once he actually tried to rip Ryan's rosevest, just to see if it was actually possible. (It was, and that's the true story of Jon Walker's hair - Ryan Ross snatched him bald)

Jon Walker is actually a werewolf. He wears the flip flops so his feet don't get pinched when he transforms every month.

Brendon Urie once stopped a hungry bear from charging just by pouting at it.

One time they switched the regular coffee for decaf, just to see what it would do to Brendon. After, like, a day and a half, Jon switched it back. He missed the regular, caffeinated Brendon too much.

(Ryan Ross recalls that day and a half fondly. He still writes nostalgic, wistful songs about The Time Brendon Sat Still For, Like, An Hour.)

Brendon Urie can project gay porn into other peoples minds. This is why Pete Wentz loves hanging out with him

The real reason why Anakin Skywalker went to the dark side is that Spencer didn't go to prom with him.

Spencer Smith knows 17 ways to make you moan in ecstasy.

He knows 23 additional ways to make Jon Walker do it.

(5 of these involve shoelaces.)

Spencer Smith killed the dinosaurs. The first time he smiled, it released such a high concentration of energy and light into the world that there was a rift in the time-space continuum and, 64 million years ago, all major life forms felt such a powerful surge of pure joy that they fell over dead.

At least they died happy.