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WAY better that it sounds! Sometimes.Tiistai 27.04.2010 00:35

Pick 20 movies/anime/video games/comic books/literary works/television series and put their summaries from Better Than It Sounds and WITHOUT CHEATING have your friends guess them.

Suurin osa on pelejä, lisäksi kirja, elokuva ja pari animea.
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1. The sky is falling. The world's only hope is a guy in a really fruity hat. Failing that, a guy in a really fruity shirt. You are the guy in the shirt.

2. A cocky punk fights against demons, dominatrices, wrestling gorillas, hard gay thugs and other freaks capable of killing him very dead with his replacement arm.

3. A guy with a sword. His father. They don't get along.

4. A young woman searches for her lost love by playing dress-up.

5. A sheriff tries to fight crime, despite not knowing who's really on his side.

6. You punch buildings until either they collapse or you fall and turn into a naked person.

7. A depressed photographer, alongside the depressed protagonist of the first game and a not-quite-as-depressed-as-everyone-else nonfiction writer wander around a dream manor and take pictures of dead people.

8. A pair of fast-flying couriers get dragged into a war against their will.
Separating Church from State, with blue Unobtainium, steam-powered muskets, and shortage of water.

9. Once upon a time, five strangers took up gardening. There were no survivors.

10. You are a robot bunny who can triple jump and attack with fireworks. You save people with palm trees on their heads carrying signs. Bonus points if you save them in the right order.

11. A pro ballplayer's hometown is blown up by a giant Space Whale. One thousand years later, he goes on a quest to beat up his father.

12. A youth goes looking for a missing parental unit. The game starts off with you shooting out of your mom's vagina into the waiting arms of Liam Neeson.

13. The greatest stair-climbing simulator in history.

14. Demon prince oversleeps, must reclaim kingdom with dead criminals.

15. A teacher copes with his dissatisfaction with society by encouraging people to kill themselves. Hilarity Ensues.

16. Reenact historical battles with a mouse, three times over.

17. A callow orphan joins a princess leading a resistance against an evil empire. They're joined by a rougish pilot/pirate and his tall, furry partner. A guy in full, black body armor gets in the way a lot. There's twins and daddy issues, but no R2D2.

18. You are a weekend warrior. Your dog indulges in schadenfreude.

19. Young man fights in the Second World War, goes home, gets married, is abducted by aliens, goes home, dies. Not necessarily in that order.

20. Magic dolphin travels through time to heal an ancient being by going to the past and smacking it in the balls, and fights aliens and isn't afraid of anything.
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