Stranger: ok
Stranger: you can do anything to me
Stranger: you're my boss now
You: can i slap yuo with my dick?
Stranger: oohhh yesss darling
You: *SLAP
Stranger: can I lick your armpits and suck your hairy nips ???????????/
Stranger: I know it's sensitive
You: rriiiight
Stranger: I'm licking your armpits now
Stranger: what do you feel ??????????
You: hate it. you suck!!!!!!!!
Stranger: why ????????
You: because i hate gay people
Stranger: ok
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