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DISASTER MOVIE - I'M FUCKING MATT DAMON

I love you Will
I love you too Amy
But there's something i should tell you
What is it ?

I'm fucking Matt Damon
You're fucking Matt Damon ?
Well, I'm fucking Hannah Montana
She's fucking Hannah Montana
Backstage at my concert fucks me on my parents' bed
After school, at my locker, in the car I give her head
I'm also fucking The Flava
Yeah boy, she's fucking Flava Flav fool
You know what time it is because I'm fucking Juney too
Yeah I know but it's true Flava Flav fucks me too
And i swap with Calvin and he swaps with that dude
And we're all fucking Hellboy

Yeah they're fucking Hellboy and I'm fucking The Hulk
When I get really mad I start fucking Iron man
A most uncomfortable screw, but I fuck the princess too

Ding dong
Who's that ringing on my bell
The bitch who's fucking Iron man
That's I-R-O-N M-A-N and I fuck him in the mouth
That's fucking great because I'm fucking Wolf

He's fucking Wolf ain't that a pity
'Cause I'm fucking those bitches from Sex in the city
He fucks The sex in the city gals
So I wondered, would wolf really get jealous if he knew we were fucking that guy with the big untility belt ?

They're all fucking Batman
At Wayne Manor, in the Batcave, butler Alfred is our love slave
Riddle me this, Holly bathouse
I'm fucking Amy Winehouse ?
He's fucking Amy Winehouse
Yeah, on the down low low low
And I'm fucking Jessica Simpson
'Cause I'm on blow blow blow

She's fucking Jessica Simpson, oh yeah
And i think i might have fucked that hot assassin
Everyone's fucked me and I've fucked them back, you see
And the Mexican too with the tragic hairdo
Call it, head, I'm fucking J.T.

I'm fucking that male model 'cause is so fine
And I like to get up in them Calvin Kleins
It's true, J.T. fucked my ass again
But I'm also fucking Prince Caspian
I am handsome and I am cool
That's why this prince fucks the kids from high school

Yeaaah..
Come on , let's hear it
Now's the time to party
Let me hear you
You know what time it is ?
No, what time is it ?
It's time to get fucked
Fuck me
No, fuck me
Fuck me
He fucks all us kid in high school
Under the bleachers, in the showers, while we''re changing for gym class
I'm fucking Oprah
I'm fucking Obama
I'm fucking Indiana's ass

She's fucking Indiana and I'm fucking Hancock
He's fucking Hancock and I'm fucking Beowulf
You know you like it and I'm fucking Kunfu Panda
And I'm fucking Michael Jackson
Aaa.. Don't judge me I love my animals you see
Oh yea he's fucking the Chipmunks
Sad to say, but it's true he fucks the Chïpmunks too