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Mike Myers and his TFS-109 Chapter..3

Yo!! Somebody said that my vocabulary sucks and i say I DONT CEAR so lets move on. Oh wait lets make few thing clear first on latest chapters Max didn't kill the hunter just knocked him unconscious and those dart gun mens weren´t killed either those sword strikes were only flesh wounds as whit the swat dudes he shot them in legs and arms to make them incapable to do anything so that he could escape, but the fate is bitch and she had something else in mind for our Max. NOW lets go back on the story..


Max was sleeping in his bed in Mike´s house guest room, he was in deep sleep while his room door creaked slowly open and Rose sneaked in whit a grin on her muzzle when she noticed Max laying sprawled on the bed, so she sneaked near Max head and took a deep breath.

"HOUSE IS ON FIRE." Rose yelled making Max eyes snap open and whit a shriek he leaped from the bed and smashed on the wall ahead of him while Rose laughed like crazy, "Oh man you should have seen your face." the young fox said while trying to catch her breath.

"What the hell was that for." Max asked while shaking his fist at Rose and anyone could see a vein on his forehead and he started to rant about beauty sleep and flying pink bigs which made Rose to sweat drop,

"Oh i forgot." Rose said suddenly snapping her fingers, "I woke you because my parents went to work and i thought you could make me a breakfast before i go to school." She said making Max to sigh,

"Sure i´ll just catch a shower first." max said starting to pick up clean clothes from his ward robe which he filled last night from the wardrobe in his capsule,

"Yay, thanks Max." Rose said running to god´s only now where, making Max to grumble about sugar high foxes before he went in the shower. "Maybe i should go to see the city today and buy some part for the suit it needs some repairing." Max thought while in bathroom washing himself, he also thought that he had to use the suit if he was to go outside at least until Mike gets him to the public so that feds wont be on his arse again.

After the shower he dried his body, dressed some jeans and t-shirt on. After that he went downstairs where Rose was sitting near the table while holding knife and fork on both of her paws, which made Max sweat drop.

"So. What you want pancakes and toast??" Max asked opening the fridge while he could hear Rose giggling,

"That sounds good." She said and Max looked at her, how old was she anyway looked like teen probably 17 years old but acted like 4 years old, which made Max sigh.

"Okay, how old are you anyway." Max asked when he started to prepare the food, while the young fox was breathing on his neck while looking over his shoulder to see what he was doing. "And could you stop that, please." Max said making the fox pout and grumble about hairless apes.

"I´m 17 years old, 4 months and i´m 18 years old, Yay." Rose said,

"Well you act like a 4 years old whit too much sugar." Max said grinning before he caught the tossed newspaper whit his right hand and laid the cooked pancakes and toast on the table,

"Shut it hairless ape." Rose said growling before she started to eat her food.

"I´m not an hairless ape, i´m human h..u..m..a..n." Max said looking at Rose but she just grunted,

"What ever hairless ape." Rose said which made Max to sigh,

"So, where is this school of yours." Max asked after he had finished his slight break fast considering 20 pancakes and 40 toast but they were eaten faster that Rose and she was still eating, which gave him a thought that he had to buy larger fridge for his appetite.

"Well it´s not far only few miles away and i usually take the bus. Why are you asking are you coming too." Rose asked which made Max to grin,

"Nope i have IQ over 200 so i don't think i need school anymore and besides i´m 30 years old for gods sakes." Max said sighing and taking the dishes in the sink and starting to wash them,

"Oh, but you look like 18 years old." Rose said which made my head snap at the nearest mirror only to gape at it, "Ooh.. Max anybody home." Rose said waving a hand in front of Max eyes and suddenly he snapped out of dada land.

"Holy shit i´m freaking teen again." Max said cursing at the fate that she was big bitch whit too much free time, while Rose sweat dropped.

"Well i´m going to go now or i be late, see ya." Rose said taking her bag and started to leave,

"Yeah see ya." Max said finishing the dishes and after that he went upstairs and opened his spandex capsule, then he checked it threw for any malfunction but it there weren't any so he undressed his clothes and dressed it on. After that he opened the capsule where his TFS-109 was and noticed that from the out side it looked fine, but he had to check it later whit his computers, so he climbed in and activated the suit.

"Activation completed." The suit´s intercom said after the chest and neck the of the suit had closed and the fur knitted together, then the screen in the helmet flashed in life and the wolf suit red eyes open.

"Hmm.. Better run some test, before going out side." Max said taking black trousers from the wardrobe and dressed them on before going on the balcony to do some katas so that he could see that should he calibrate the suit. After an half an hour of doing kata´s Max decided that the suit was good enough so he went back in his room and started to strap his katana on his back, then he tied the pouch on his left leg and lastly tossed long black leather coat on and put black shades on his eyes.

Then the strangest thing happened when Max looked at himself from the mirror, he started to make strange dance ending up in a superman pose, "Max the man is here to save the day." He said and all what could be heard where the sounds of crickets out side which made Max to sweat drop, "I knew it wasn't going to be fun to be a teen again." Max said sighing and walking out from the house until he was outside, then he leaped on the roof of the nearest house and started to jump along them while heading at the city to go shopping.

First stop was a weapon store where he landed in front of the door scaring few furries making it look like he appeared from thin air, after that he went in the shop and was brown furred bear anthro behind the count, but to his surprise there wasn't any guns in the store, actually it was a shop filled whit swords and other pointy things, "Wow." Max said while looking around the shop until his eyes stopped at the self where the training weights were, there was an angle bands, wrist bands and weighted t-shirts, between 20 kilos to 100 kilos.

"How can i help you." asked the bear anthro who was now standing near Max and he turned to look at him,

"Yeah i want one set whit weights 100 kilos and another which weights 200 kilos." Max said making the bear to stare at him slack jawed,

"Are you crazy." He yelled making a vein tick on Max´s forehead and he leaned closer the bear while taking off his shades,

"Call me crazy.. One more time." Max said while glaring at the bear,

"You are cra.." The bear couldn't even finish his sentence before he was smashed threw the roof of the store by Max´s uppercut.

"Dean what the hell is that noise." Said old tiger anthro coming out from the back room while wearing smith´s clothes, "Oh sorry have you seen a brown bear in here, i´m sure that he is slack off somewhere as usual." The tiger said cursing about lazy bears, while Max just looked threw the hole on the roof.

"Can i have two set´s of weight one 100 kilos while other 200 kilos." Max said while locking the suit´s target system at the falling bear which he could see far away in the sky,

"Sure it will be 2000 euros." The tiger said raising an eye brow at the weight Max ordered, after the tiger gave Max his weights and Max paid them there was yell before a bear fell from threw the same hole but before it could hit the floor Max caught him and laid on the floor.

"Eeehh." The bear screamed looking like a white sheet while running out from the store,

"Sorry about that but i don't like people calling me crazy and here is money for the roof." Max said putting his shades back on after he had given some money for the tiger.

"You´r welcome." Tiger said looking shocked while Max walked out from the store holding the metal box which consisted the weight in his arms. After the visit in the weapon shop Max visited few other to get some material for his suit, then he visited in local bank to open an account where he deposited 1 000 000 000 euros, which off course made the banker cape at him. After that he went to local bookstore to buy book about this word's history and few more handy book he would need.

It was closing the night because the sky was getting dark, so Max started roof hopping back at the Mike´s house until he landed at the balcony of his room and slid the class door aside. He had stored all his shopping in a capsule because there was just so much of them and he couldn't carry them in his arms, so now he had one capsule filled whit stuff he bought today.

"Hmm.. I should get something to eat before i start to fix the suit." Max said starting to undress until he was naked in his wolf suit, "Deactivate suit." Max said making the TFS-109´s chest and neck to pop open while he climbed out and returned it in its capsule then he took of the spandex and dressed some jean and t-shirt on before heading downs stairs where Jean was cooking in the kitchen while Mike sat watching the tv in living room.

"Yo! What´ca cooking?" Max asked while standing next to Jean making her gasp,

"Damn it Max don't scare me like that." She said looking at Max who picked a little piece of meat from the frying pan and tasted it,

"Hmm.. Little more salt, then it´s good." Max said giving thumbs up at Jean, only to get smacked on his head by courtesy of her spatula.

"I´m doing the cooking in here now get out unless you don't want to eat." Jean said holding her paw at her hip while using another one to wave the spatula at Max,

"Okay okay calm down yeesh.. I was just giving a small advice." Max said while waving his hand in front of him only that he had to doge another spatula of the doom and ran out from the kitchen.

"Yeesh. Jean sure know how to use the spatula." Max said sitting next to Mike who turned to look at him whit an amused expression on his vulpine face,

"Well i still got few bumps on my head from the last time i tried to sneak in the kitchen while she cooked." Mike said laughing while Max just chuckled lightly.

"Oh by the way i thought that you don't need to make that medical examination if i give you this." Max said taking out capsule, the he pushed the button and whit a puff of smoke Max was holding empty capsule in other hand while in the other one was a book of human anatomy.

"Wow. There´s everything in this..."Mike said before blushing and Max saw that he was looking at the picture of naked human female and male.

"Sure you can loan it as much as you like but no sticky pages or i tie you on the lamp post outside NAKED." Max said giving a playful glare at Mike which started to whimper, but their babbling was stopped short when Jean yelled that the food was ready and they went to eat.

Later that night Max had showed his TFS-109 to Mike and he was exited, he had asked that could he use it, but Max had shot the idea down because the suit was made for him only and he had to make a new one from the scratch if Mike wanted one and it would probably take another 10 years so Max was so interested. Mike also said that he was going to show Max to the audience next week so that they could get the citizenship for Max and after that he told that Max would had to go to school to make good imago, as much as Max tried to protest he himself new better that it had to be done. After Mike and Max had their discussion and the fox man had left Max took out his TFS-109, the spandex, his tools which he uses to repair thing and lastly he took his laptop so that he could calibrate it and the whole night was spent while fixing the suit and upgrading it.


Yeah!! Did you like it? No you didn't! Well too bad because i don't care so ill start making next chappie and maby ill draw few piccies about Max and his suit.. Now until next chapter..4 "Oh i so hate pussies." Max said groaning while a feline girl clung on his leg purring.