Stranger: fuck dude
Stranger: this is fucked.
Stranger: i can see through time and space
You: oh my
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: do you do cocaine?
Stranger: I DO COCAIIIINE
You: yes i do!!
Stranger: sweet man
Stranger: we should free-base togehter
You: IT'S FANTASTIC
Stranger: cool dude
Stranger: what's your position on tossed salads?
You: NO I WON'T
Stranger: MAN
Stranger: YOU WILL
Stranger: WHEN I SAY SO
Stranger: trust me
Stranger: it's that easy
You: NO I WON'T I'M TOO HIGH TO CALM DOWN U KNOW!
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: that's some whacked shit right there
Stranger: enjoy it
Stranger: one day you'll realise
You: DO NOT JUST WALK AWAY FROM HERE
Stranger: that you weren't high at this moment
Stranger: but you were low at every other moment
Stranger: LOWWWW
Stranger: FUCK MAN
Stranger: YOU WILL COME TO REALISE THIS
You: MAYBE
Stranger: so metaphysical, dude
Stranger: !
Stranger: !!!!!
Stranger: fuck.
Stranger: i can't even begin to describe the conundrum you are in
You: BUT REALLY I'M VERY DRUNK NOW
Stranger: life is somewhat like a box of chocolates
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: it's exactly lke one
Stranger: what've you been drinking, amigo/
Stranger: PINEAPPLE JUICE IS GOOD SHIT
Stranger: YOU CAN MIX IT WITH COKE
Stranger: but only if yo'ure real hardcore
You: SOME OF THE BOTTLE WIHCH WERE 50%
Stranger: are you that hard, man?
Stranger: dude
Stranger: ?'
You: AND THAT WAS MUCH YI KNOE
Stranger: you're not gangsta until you have the 120% stuffF
Stranger: DUded
Stranger: get on my LAEVEL
Stranger: LEVEL
Stranger: FUCK