well look at me i ain´t got no hair
kids today they´re nothing but square
so listen to my story it´s not a fable
i´ll god damn well drink you under the table
I´m old but i used to be young
i´m still one mean bastard son of a gun
now straight edge you may be
fuck that come straight to hell with me
check me out i´m grey and fat
i tell no lies cause it´s a fact
i may be just drunk and a paddy
but hear me nowcause i´m the fucking daddy
a wrinkley ol´codger is what they call me
my eyes are so knackered i can´t see
but skin me up a spliff or chpo a line
nom´s the time you´ll see this old git shine
-klingonz