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I will begin with a famous quote:
"My name is Stephen Baldwin." - Stephen Baldwin



I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
Nothing special about me Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I got 600 dollars In the bank Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
And my sexual performances are average

I work at customer service for a phone company
I make 12 bucks an hour but that's all I need
I live in a small apartment on a quiet street
I don't go out too much I like to watch TV
I cant afford a car I use public transportation
I don't mind I read 'til I reach my destination
sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
the amount of money I save this shit is off the hook

And i am not very good with the women
I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average looking
last time I had sex was in 2003
and I am ashamed to admit but it wasn't free

I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I get nervous in social situations Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I get constipated once a month Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
and I get scared when I go see the dentist

I'm the "Pauly Shore" of everyday life
easily forgettable and I am not very liked
I have an "According to Jim" personality
I'm as entertaining as a fucking STD

if you wanna mess with me I think you probably can
because I am not confident and i am weak for a man
I'll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah
honestly I probably wont fight back
And I don't have many friends that would back me up
My friend Steve would but he doesn't look very tough

Steve: "You want some of this bitch?"

If you rarely get laid put your hands up
If you're not well paid put your hands up
If you got a pet cat put your hands up
and if you got a bad back put your hands up

Jon: "I hurt my back two summers ago moving a fridge and ever since then it's just not the same... you know it... it gets... It gets pretty sore"

I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
My parents are really nice people Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I am somewhat afraid of heights Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I like the show "Greys Anatomy" Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
and I am pretty good at making paper planes

teddi ruoski mua sen rintsikoilla

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmG4X9PGOXs

Why did the Feminist Cross the Road?
- to suck my dick!

Do you like my shiny steel?
Let me show you what it can do
Show me yours, I'll show you mine
Get a little closer let it blow your mind
You're standing there looking at me
Lick your lips as you wonder how good it can be
So much sin, so little time
Come a little closer let me strap you mind to a chair
If you dare
Cause there are no rules and there are no rights
Bow your heads and fall in line

Penitent as you can be
Penitent as you can be
Penitent as you can be
Ya took a switch as you turn a dirty trick for me
While pushin you to level 3
I stuck you and I showed you how to jerk for me in a chair if you dare
Cause there are no rules and there are no rights
Grab your guns and fall in line
Fall in line
Guns are good and guns are great to kill the people that you hat

You're standing there looking at me
Lick your lips as you wonder how good it can be
So much steel, so little time
I thought I caught you checkin out my slick Tech 9
So stare, if you dare
Cause there are no rules and there are no rights
Grab your guns and fall in line
Guns are good
Guns are good and guns are great to kill the people that you hate

- Genitorturers

Minä juon olutta nyt!

well look at me i ain´t got no hair
kids today they´re nothing but square
so listen to my story it´s not a fable
i´ll god damn well drink you under the table

I´m old but i used to be young
i´m still one mean bastard son of a gun

now straight edge you may be
fuck that come straight to hell with me
check me out i´m grey and fat
i tell no lies cause it´s a fact
i may be just drunk and a paddy
but hear me nowcause i´m the fucking daddy

a wrinkley ol´codger is what they call me
my eyes are so knackered i can´t see
but skin me up a spliff or chpo a line
nom´s the time you´ll see this old git shine


-klingonz

niin, musta tuli tänään työhuonetoimikunnan varapuheenjohtaja...

vein meidän joulukuusen viimein pois, tälleen ajoissa ja voi vittu
että yhdestä pienestä kuusesta voikin tulla niin paljon neulasia...

Ich habe keine Lust mich nicht zu hassen
Hab' keine Lust mich anzufassen
Ich hätte Lust zu onanieren
Hab' keine Lust es zu probieren
Ich hätte Lust mich auszuziehen
Hab' keine Lust mich nackt zu sehen