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Things not to say during sex

» i have to poop.
» smile for the camera!
» gett off me, I'll do it myself!
» this is your first time.. right?
» you're almost as good as my ex.
» when is this supposed to feel good?
» i thought YOU had the keys to the handscuffs?!
» i was so horny tonight i would have taken a sheep home.
» keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper.
» hey! my friends were right! you ARE good!
» one second thought, let's turn the lights off.
» i'm sobering up and you're getting ugly!
» but everybody looks funny naked!
» do i have to pay for this?
» no! you're too fat to be on top. you'd kill me!
» actually, you sister 'likes' it like this.
» what's your name again?
» hold on, let me change the channel.
» it's nice being in bed with someone i don't have to inflate.
» uhhh.. i think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.