10. "Yo"
9. "I'm following Wolf Blitzer on Twitter"
8. "Let's go to the gap and buy underpants"
7. "Shalom and happy Purim to all"
6. "Instead of eating Haagen-Dazs, I might as well apply it directly to my thighs. Am I right, ladies?"
5. "In the words of Ernie Anastos, 'keep plucking that chicken' "
4. "John Mayer is like sexual napalm"
3. "Could you please pass the rice-a-motha-fucking-roni?"
2. "My CD 'More Malice' is available March 23rd -- And if you illegally download it, I'm comin' to your house"
1. "I'm just a simple old Hockey Mom from Alaska, you betcha?"
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