Stranger: are you from finland?
You: no, i'm from neverland
Stranger: Michael??? Is that you???
You: YES !!!
Stranger: OMFG!!!
You: no, really i'm peter pan
Stranger: oh crap, I thought its Jackson
You: no, i killed him
Stranger: why?
You: he rape tinkerbell !
Stranger: lol :D
You: it wasnt funny at all 8<
Stranger: so his "thing" must be pretty small
You: like an ant
You: without legs