IRC-Galleria

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZkoN6qEmK_o

Khehehee... xD

Dear Wife,
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:

54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be asleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us

Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:

6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move

KEEP READING.......!!!!!!!!

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TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:

I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:

5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't come with energy
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the motion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching TV

Of the times we did get together:

The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.

I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"

The time you felt me move was because I was trying to breathe!

Mukaan tarttu 8e:lla Madagascar, vähän mä nautin :D ...varsinki, ku Sipu veivaa, veivaa xD

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Amorphis - The Smoke


In my dream smoke followed me
As on fire the whole world had been
To the yard I walked in
Up the frontstep and opened the door

Cranes flew over to the North
As I walked on dry
And passed through a grove
Yellow with flowers

They had been expecting me
They said so and I believed
Im my dream smoke came to me
And we became as one

I am smoke

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FVtlDFv4-m8


51 Koodia - Lasimaailma

Hei, oletko yksi heistä,
Joka eksyi maailmaan, eikä tietä löydä?
Ei oo valmis kukaan meistä,
Kunnes arkun kansi suljetaan.

Kuolleen puun alta
Näet sen ainoalta oksalta:
Riippuu elämäs pieni kartta,
Jonka aukaiset - se käsiisi hajoaa.

refrein:
Hei, kanna elämääsi taskussa
Lähellä sydämesi kotia.
Ei sitä kukaan voisi pelastaa,
Jos se putoaa - sun lasimaailma.

Maa tuntuu aukeevan alta,
Se hauraan maailmas seinät halkeilemaan saa.
Mut tuntuis vaikeemmalta,
Jos ei silmiin pystyis katsomaan omaa vihollistaan.

Kuolleen puun alta
Näet sen ainoalta oksalta:
Riippuu katkenneet nuolet,
Jotka eri suuntiin oikeaa tietä osoittaa.

refrein

Sun lasimaailma...
Jos se putoaa...

refrein

Kun kannat elämääsi taskussa
Lähellä sydämesi kotia.
Silloin et voi harhaan astua,
Etkä pudottaa sun lasimaailmaa.

Sun lasimaailmaa...

*Kiss on the stomach

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"lets have sex"
*Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine"
*Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny"
*Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends"
*Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you"
*Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together"
*Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you"
*Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you"

What the gesture means...
*Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other"
*Slap on the Butt ---"That's mine"
*Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you"
*Holding on tight ---"Don't let go"
*Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don't leave me"
*Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me"
*Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go"
*Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completely Comfortable with you"

--Advice-- * Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
*If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.



...niin... ketä ajattelit...? ;)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=N3Ev8aGQAHo


Ben E. King - Stand by me



When the night has come,
and the land is dark.
And the moon,
is the only light we'll see.

No, I won't, be afraid
Oh I-iiiiii won't
Be afraid
Just as long as you
stand, stand by me.

So darlin', darlin'
stand...by me
Ohhhh stand by me (x2)
Stand by me,
Stand by me.

If the sky -
that we look upon,
Should tumble and fall.
or the mountain,
Should crumble to the sea.

I won't cry, I won't cry.
No I-iiii won't shed a tear.
Just as long
As you stand
Stand by me.

And darlin', darlin'
Stand, by me.
Ohhhh stand by me.
Woahh stand now,
Stand by me.
Stand by me.

Darlin', darlin'
Stand, by me.
Ohhh stand, by me.
Stand by me.
Stand by me.

Whenever you're in trouble,
Wont you stand, stand by me.
Stand by me.
Ohhh stand by me

Mun yhteisö on levinny julkisuuteen xD

Kikakikaräkäräkä xD

Jippijaijei!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GqD6nbDvNic


Jenni Vartiainen - Toinen

Hän osas sisään tulla, minä päästin
Olen syyllinen saman verran kuin on hänkin
Sellainen olen ollut, ovi kuitenkin raollaan
Eikä kaikki oo hyvin koskaan ihan täysin

Nytkö mä olen tää, joka ei tunne ees häpeää
Se joka selviää sitten kun viimeinkin heräät

Katso, vielä sä et tunne yhtään mua
En ollut siinä, en ees ajatellut sua
Sanomatta itsestään sen täytyy kohta paljastua
Mä en kerro totta kellekään
Et vieläkään tiedä, mulla on toinen mies

Jos tahallaan teen kaiken, huonommaksi
Ehkä tahtoisit itse irti nopeasti
Etkö sä näe yhtään miten arvoton olenkaan
Kuka hullu nyt kyljessänsä kyytä hoivaa

Mustako tuli tää, joka ei tunne ees häpeää
Se jolla kestää pää sitten kun kaikki tää leviää

Katso, vielä sä et tunne yhtään mua
En ollut siinä, en ees ajatellut sua
Sanomatta itsestään sen täytyy kohta paljastua
Mä en kerro totta kellekään
Et vieläkään tiedä, mulla on toinen mies…