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JOUSIMIES 23.11. - 21.12.

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...toi kyllä pätee ihan jokaseen päivään, joten... täysin turha merkintä :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5yklGzDUaU&feature=related

Lyricsei tuskin tarttee ees laittaa... xD Kertosäe on kova :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBaF7HRCQoc

Björk - Play Dead

darling stop confusing me
with your wishful thinking
hopeful enbraces
don't you understand?
i have to go through this
i belong to here where
no-one cares and no-one loves
no light no air to live in
a place called hate
the city of fear

i play dead
it stops the hurting
i play dead
and hurting stops

it's sometimes just like sleeping
curling up inside my private tortures
i nestle into pain
hug suffering
caress every ache

i play dead
it stops the hurting

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3MDEUq69V7o


Simple Plan - Your love is a lie

I fall asleep by the telephone.
It's two o'clock and I'm waiting up alone.
Tell me, where have you been? (where have you been)
I found a note with another name.
You blow a kiss but it just don't feel the same.
'Cuz I can feel that you're gone. (feel that you're gone)
I canÂ’t bite my tongue forever, while you try to play it cool.
You can hide behind your stories, but donÂ’t take me for a fool!

You can tell me that there's nobody else (but I feel it!)
You can tell me that you're home by yourself (but I see it!)
You can look into my eyes and pretend all you want, but I know, I know
Your love is just a lie! (Lie! Lie!)
It's nothing but a lie! (Lie! Lie!)

You look so innocent,
But the guilt in your voice gives you away.
Yeah, you know what I mean (know what I mean)
How does it feel when you kiss when you know that I trust you
And do you think about me when he fucks you?
Could you be more obscene? (be more obscene)
So don't try to say you're sorry, or try to make it right.
And don't waste your breath because it's too late, it's too late!

You can tell me that there's nobody else (but I feel it!)
You can tell me that you're home by yourself (but I see it!)
You can look into my eyes and pretend all you want, but I know, I know
Your love is just a lie! (Lie!) Lie! (Lie!)
It's nothing but a lie! (Lie!) Lie! (Lie!)
You're nothing but a lie!

You can tell me that there's nobody else (but I feel it!)
You can tell me that you're home by yourself (but I see it!)
You can look into my eyes and pretend all you want, but I know, I know
Your love is just a lie!
I know, you're nothing but a lie! (Lie!) Lie! (Lie!)
You're nothing but a a lie! (Lie!) Lie! (Lie!)
Your love is just a lie!

Ainaki oon yhen asian tehny tänään niin, että jollakulla on hyvä mieli :) Jeejee, hyvä minä xD

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZkoN6qEmK_o

Khehehee... xD

Dear Wife,
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:

54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be asleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us

Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:

6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move

KEEP READING.......!!!!!!!!

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TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:

I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:

5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't come with energy
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the motion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching TV

Of the times we did get together:

The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.

I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"

The time you felt me move was because I was trying to breathe!

Mukaan tarttu 8e:lla Madagascar, vähän mä nautin :D ...varsinki, ku Sipu veivaa, veivaa xD

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MkRxjrlgzp0&feature=related

Amorphis - The Smoke


In my dream smoke followed me
As on fire the whole world had been
To the yard I walked in
Up the frontstep and opened the door

Cranes flew over to the North
As I walked on dry
And passed through a grove
Yellow with flowers

They had been expecting me
They said so and I believed
Im my dream smoke came to me
And we became as one

I am smoke

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FVtlDFv4-m8


51 Koodia - Lasimaailma

Hei, oletko yksi heistä,
Joka eksyi maailmaan, eikä tietä löydä?
Ei oo valmis kukaan meistä,
Kunnes arkun kansi suljetaan.

Kuolleen puun alta
Näet sen ainoalta oksalta:
Riippuu elämäs pieni kartta,
Jonka aukaiset - se käsiisi hajoaa.

refrein:
Hei, kanna elämääsi taskussa
Lähellä sydämesi kotia.
Ei sitä kukaan voisi pelastaa,
Jos se putoaa - sun lasimaailma.

Maa tuntuu aukeevan alta,
Se hauraan maailmas seinät halkeilemaan saa.
Mut tuntuis vaikeemmalta,
Jos ei silmiin pystyis katsomaan omaa vihollistaan.

Kuolleen puun alta
Näet sen ainoalta oksalta:
Riippuu katkenneet nuolet,
Jotka eri suuntiin oikeaa tietä osoittaa.

refrein

Sun lasimaailma...
Jos se putoaa...

refrein

Kun kannat elämääsi taskussa
Lähellä sydämesi kotia.
Silloin et voi harhaan astua,
Etkä pudottaa sun lasimaailmaa.

Sun lasimaailmaa...