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http://youtube.com/watch?v=3Ujk_mDYpBo

Justin Timberlake - Senorita

(Pharell)
Ladies and gentlemen
(Justin)
Ha
(Pharell)
Its my pleasure to introduce to you
HeÂ’s a friend of mine
(Justin)
Yes yes I am
(Pharell)
And he goes by the name
(Justin)
Ha ha
(Pharell)
Justin
(Justin)
Woah!
(Pharell)
All the way from Memphis Tennessee
And he got sumthin special for yaÂ’ll tonite
He gonna sing a song to yaÂ’ll about this girl
(Justin)
Right here?
(Pharell)
Yea come On


On that sunny day
DidnÂ’t know IÂ’d meet
Such a beautiful girl walkinÂ’ down the street
Seen those bright brown eyes
With tears cominÂ’ down (so he said to himself)
She deserves a crown
But where is it now
Momma listen


(Chorus)
Senorita I feel for you
You deal with things that you donÂ’t have to
He doesnÂ’t love you I can tell by his charm
But you can feel this real love if you just lay in my


You drivinÂ’ fast in my mind
Girl donÂ’t chaÂ’ slow it down
If we carry on this way the same we might leave the ground
How would you like to fly
ThatÂ’s how my queen should ride
But you still deserve the crown
Why hasnÂ’t it been found


(Chorus)
Senorita I feel for you
You deal with things that you donÂ’t have to
He doesnÂ’t love you I can tell by his charm
But you can feel this real love if you just lay in my
Ahhh, Ahhh, Arms (Wont you lay in my)
Ahhh, Ahhh, Arms (Momma lay in my)
Ahhh, Ahhh, Arms (Baby wontcha lay in my)
Ahhh, Ahhh, Arms


When I look into your eyes
I see sumthinÂ’ that money canÂ’t buy
And I know if you give us a try
IÂ’ll work harder for you girl
and no longer will you ever have to
CRY!


(Chorus)
Senorita I feel for you
You deal with things that you donÂ’t have to
He doesnÂ’t love you I can tell by his charm
But you can feel this real love if you just lay in my
Ahhh, Ahhh, Arms
Ahhh, Ahhh, Arms
Ahhh, Ahhh, Arms
Ahhh, Ahhh, Arms


When I look into your eyes
I see sumthinÂ’ that money canÂ’t buy
And I know if you give us a try
IÂ’ll work harder for you girl
You wont ever cry


Now listen
I wannaÂ’ try sumthinÂ’ right now
See they donÂ’t do this anymore
IÂ’ma sing sumthinÂ’
and I want the guys to sing with me
they go
It feels like sumthins heatin up
can leave wit you
and then the ladies go
I donÂ’t know what IÂ’m thinking bout
really leavin wit you
guys sing


(Guys)
It feels like sumthins heatin up
can leave wit you


and ladies


(Ladies)
I donÂ’t know what IÂ’m thinking bout
really leavin wit you


feels good donÂ’t it come on


(Guys)
It feels like sumthins heatin up
can leave wit you


ladies


(Ladies)
I donÂ’t know what IÂ’m thinking bout
really leavin wit you


Sure feel good to me
sing it one more time


(Guys)
It feels like sumthins heatin up
can leave wit you


ladies


(Ladies)
I donÂ’t know what IÂ’m thinking bout
really leavin wit you


(Guys)
It feels like sumthins heatin up
can leave wit you


ladies


(Ladies)
I donÂ’t know what IÂ’m thinking bout
really leavin wit you


gentlemen goodnite
ladies good morning
hahahahaha
and thatÂ’s it

http://youtube.com/watch?v=OrlvOYUay_4

Apocalyptica ft. Corey Taylor - I'm not Jesus

Dirty little secret
Dirty little lies
Say your prayers and call me rare
Save your soul tonight

Drift among the faithfull
Bury your desires
Aberrations fill your head
You need a place to hide
And I am

Do you remember me?
And the kid I used to be?
Do you remember me?

Chorus
When your worldÂ’s come crashing down
I want to relive.
Your god is looking down on me!

IÂ’m not Jesus,
Jesus wasnÂ’t fair!

You confess it all away,
But itÂ’s only shit to me
Your god is looking down on me!

IÂ’m not Jesus,
I will not forgive!

No I wonÂ’t! (2x)

IÂ’ve thought you were a good man,
IÂ’ve thought you talked to god.
Your hippocratic messiah and child abusive turned satanic.

Do you remember me?
Do you remember me?
And the kid I used to be?
Do you remember?
Do you remember?

Chorus
When your own world comes undone,
Let me be the one to say:
Your god is looking down on me!

IÂ’m not Jesus,
You canÂ’t run away!

And the innocence you spoil
Find a way to live
Your god is looking down on me!

IÂ’m not Jesus
I will not forgive!

I wonÂ’t forgive.
I wonÂ’t do whatever you want to.
(2x)

Do you remember me?
And the kid I used to be?
Not the same as I used to be!
Oh, do you remember me?

Nooo!

Chorus
When your worldÂ’s come crashing down,
I want to relive
Your god is looking down on me

IÂ’m not Jesus
Jesus wasnÂ’t fair!

You confess it all away,
But itÂ’s only shit to me!
Your god is looking down on me!

IÂ’m not Jesus,
I will not,
IÂ’m not Jesus,
I will not forgive!

Oh, I will not forgive, yeah yeah!
No, I will not forgive!

Estelle ft. Kanye West - American Boy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQN5JJiWc_8

http://youtube.com/watch?v=P-6FLQliz84

Serj Tankian - Baby

You came to me within a dream
Not everyone is who they seem,
All these words we cant redeem,
Like the great magic of our world,
Corroborated by your words,
Splitting planets into thirds.

Baby oh baby,
Baby my baby,
Baby ooh babe
I miss you, lalalala,
Baby oh baby,
Baby my babe,
Baby ooh babe
I miss you

To all the leaves that fall in vain,
While god and goddess go insane
All these words in your domain,
The watches kill time as the books read,
Inadvertently we bleed
Fighting for what we deceive,

Baby oh baby,
Baby my baby,
Baby ooh babe
I miss you, lalalala,
Baby oh baby,
Baby my babe,
Baby ooh babe
I miss you

Leave me alone,
Leave me alone,
Now why cant you see that you always
perturb me so
Nearing the end of the world, just leave me
alone
leave me alone
Why cant you see that you always perturb me
so
Nearing the end of the world, leave me alone,
Leave me alone.

Baby oh baby,
Baby my baby,
Baby ooh babe
I miss you, lalalala,
Baby oh baby,
Baby my babe,
Baby ooh babe
I miss you

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GY9kQcWLvEM

Serj Tankian - Sky Is Over

Everybody knows
Everybody knows
That you cradle the sun (sun)
Living in remorse
Sky is over

Don't you want to hold me baby?
Disappointed, going crazy

Even though we can't afford
The sky is over
Even though we can't afford
The sky is over
I don't want to see you go
The sky is over
Even though we can't afford
The sky is over

Behind closed eyes lie
The minds ready to awaken you
Are you at war with land
And all of it's creatures
Your not-so-gentle persuasion
Has been known to wreck economies
Of countries, of empires, the sky is over

Don't you want to hold me baby?
Disappointed, going crazy

lalala lalalalalala
lalala lalalalalala

Not even from the sun (lalala lalalalalala)
Not even from the sun (lalala lalalalalala)
Not even from the sun
Don't you want me to run?

Even though you can't afford
The sky is over
Even though we can't afford
The sky is over
I don't want to see you go
The sky is over
Even though we can't afford
The sky is over
I don't want to see you go
The sky is over
Even though we can't afford
The sky is over
I don't want to see you go
The sky is over
Even though we can't afford
The sky is over

The sky is over us.

Ihan mahtavaa...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GbN9EXYTGnA&feature=related

Serj Tankian - Lie lie lie

Lalalalalalalala lie lie lie
Lalalalalalalala lie lie lie
Lalalalalalalala lie lie lie
Lalalalalalalala lie lie lie

My baby, my baby
let me know
because you love me, you love me
Let me go
and you're my lover, you pay me
Twice my size
And on your knees you lay
In my Thighs,

Take my hand and lets end it all,
She broke her little bones
On the boulders below,
Take my hand and lets end it all,

My baby, My baby
let me go
And if you love me, you love me
Let me go,
Cause I'm your brother, your brother,
Have some pride,
And now you love me, you love me
Then die tonight

Take my hand and lets end it all,
She broke her little bones
On the boulders below,
Take my hand and lets end it all,
Broke her little bones
On the boulders below,
And while she fell I delightfully said,

Lalalalalalalala lie lie lie
Lalalalalalalala lie lie lie
Lalalalalalalala lie lie lie
Lalalalalalalala lie lie lie

She took my hand and I let her go
She broke her little bones
On the boulders below,
Took my hand and she ended it all,
Broke her little bones on the boulders below,
And while she fell, I smiled.

Lalalalalalalala lie lie lie
Lalalalalalalala lie lie lie
Lalalalalalalala lie lie lie
Lalalalalalalala lie lie lie

Nykypäivän rohkeus ei ole sotaisia tekoja eikä sankarillisia asenteita.
Uudenlaista urheutta on se, että pystyy ilman väkivaltaa tai aggressioita sanomaan,
kuka on, mihin uskoo ja mitä haluaa.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=HOP5wjho5QY

Pepper - Give it up

Verse 1)
Its been a while since I've seen your face,
Gotta say that I'm happy to see you come around my place.
Now I think we've talked about it
and I think I know what's coming up next,
lets put our minds away and let our hormones do the rest. Does it seem obscene, does it seem like a bad thing?
Well if it is I'm sorry miss, but you know I'm just 19.
So don't be afraid if my pants start to leak.
you know damn well I'm in my sexual peak.
well...

(Chorus)
Why don't you have some dirty hot sex with me?
It aint like I'm askin you to give it up for free.
yeahh
We can start it right now baby get on your knees,
don't make me beg again girl I just said please.
yeah (1stx)

(Verse 2)
Now when you look down don't be misled.
I found my lifes purpose and its getting up stairs and into your bed
Well there's the phone girl go right on ahead.
I'm sure youd rather be with your stupid boyfriend instead!

SHORT SKIT

(Bridge)
Why you gotta sleep with my dad?

CHORUS

(Chorus 2)
oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
Baby get on your knees! oh yeah oh yeah
I'm beggin you darlin please. oh yeah oh yeah
Baby get on your knees! oh yeah oh yeah
I'm beggin you darlin please
please...please...please me.....

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työsi on tehty.
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